A Munchkin Wizard Possessed the Body of Golden Sun

chapter 4



4 – It’s best to shake off bullies

“Young man. You really don’t know anything.”

“…….”

“Honestly, with tattoos and ostentatious decorations……. At first glance, he looks like he has no head.”

Of all the information Arcana gave me, the only thing that was useful was that she gave me the word smart phone. She was a guy who didn’t know anything else. Arcana, who was moved by Deman’s words, desperately did that, you guys!! The sentence was shoved into her mouth.

“I don’t even know the history. I don’t even know common sense……. Didn’t bullies usually have connections with thieves’ guilds? Don’t you handle information there as well?”

Thieves Guild. Arcana even wondered what the hell Deman had eaten wrong and changed so much. What time are you talking about?

“When did the Thieves Guild disappear? Older brother. These days, it’s an era where you can find anything with a single search on your smartphone. We also use the Internet to communicate and get information…… We are all doing that.”

“Smartphone? Are you referring to this artifact?”

“Yes. If you look here…”

Arcana taught her how to retrieve information from her phone. It was only natural that Carlion’s eyes widened.

“If you search for what you want here, you will find the information you need? Really?”

“Yes. Well, if you want to see the news, you can go to the news tab, and if you want to know more information, well… It’s like tree wiki, and if you go in and search, you’ll find more details.”

“Heh heh…… They just give you these things for free? This valuable information?”

“Yes. Well… These days it is.”

“What a strange era! It’s a rare era!! I found the thieves’ guild and followed the thugs, but what a fool! I never thought the thieves’ guild was in my pocket! hahahaha!!!!”

It was only then that Dayman realized why Arcana didn’t know anything. He didn’t have to carry around the information crumpled up in his head when he could find it all in one search.

“Anyway, if you search here, you’ll find everything, right?”

“Yes. That’s right. Older brother.”

“Ha ha!! That’s it! There is no need to go to the Thieves Guild!!”

In the past, the time when the wizard Kalion was an adventurer. Back alley hoodlums were his hearty meal. Convenient beings who could get information and take a little money. Now that I had the means to get information, it was time to get my money.

“Come on. Then it’s the last thing, young people.”

“Yes. Older brother. What?……….”

“Give me the money.”

What is to come has to come. Arcana gritted this. He subtly gestures so that the crew can see Dayman. I’ll pretend to give it roughly, so it was a signal to take a look at the gap and george that bastard. But it wouldn’t work for Carrion.

“Ah. Anyway young people. Do you know what this is?”

With a light swing of the staff, a huge flame is suddenly created in the air. Black flames blazing and burning. It was so black that it seemed as if the space itself had been erased. Seeing the fire, all the crew members’ eyes popped out.

Is there an idiot who doesn’t know that?

9 Circle magic.

Wand It is a magic that is classified as military magic, not at the level of killing magic below 7th circle that can be used by illegal modification.

Hellfire.

“Looking at your eyes, you seem to know. If you get hit by this, it’s very convenient that the human corpse melts and leaves no ashes. It’s a very convenient magic because you don’t have to dispose of corpses.”

All the crew members started to break out in a cold sweat. I mean, how did this happen? Dayman was an asshole who was a good waterman for them. A bastard who joined the crew in exchange for paying money to look good for women and went on a rampage believing only in the value of his name.

As the youngest child of the prestigious knight family, Kalidos, he was so stupid that he was treated as an idiot by both his family and his fiancée. Wasn’t he a fool who tried to fill that shattered self-esteem with belonging to Hell Rider Crew One?

‘But why can that bastard use magic like that!!!!’

In the first place, military magic of the 9th circle or higher was set by law so that it could not be activated by the calculation system. Being able to use that just meant that the body itself could use that magic. Even without a window.

‘There is a degree of strength and breath, what is this!!’

‘Has his personality changed at all? How could that sh*tty Dayman…’

Seeing the crew members trembling and staring at Hellfire, Dayman nodded in satisfaction.

“So, you guys are going to spit out all the money you don’t have. If you don’t want to leave the world without leaving even a handful of ashes. Ah. Note that.”

Deiman’s wand starts spitting out purple light. It was a warning light that more than 8th circle magic was being activated.

“If you lie, you can recognize it too. So, don’t be cute and talk about it.”

“Yes!! Yes!!! Ji, I’ll transfer you now!!”

“Transfer?”

“Nowadays, almost all money is sent through internet banking.”

“What is that? Let me explain.”

Arcana had to stutter and tell me about the existence of internet banking. After hearing that, Carlion burst into laughter.

“How convenient!! Now!! Then send the money to this account. Ah. Of course, we also receive goods. Jewelry and cash. I’ll tell you anything worth money.”

“If you steal this, what are we going to live on!!…….”

“The most valuable of your possessions I cannot take away.”

“??”

“You still have the most valuable thing called youth. Don’t talk nonsense, work hard to earn money and live a life. What are you doing? Let me tell you quickly.”

Arcana wanted to cry. But she is different The law is far and Hellfire is near. Still, he thought he was lucky. If you have a motorcycle that is the symbol of the crew, you can aim for a comeback once again with this……….

“Ah. And the two-wheeled vehicle over there. What is that name?”

“A motorcycle.”

“Dispose of that too, turn it into cash and bring it.”

“……Please, that please……”

“The symbol of the crew!!”

“If you go to the underworld, it’s the symbol of the crew, it’s f*cked up, and it’s useless. Isn’t it?”

Hellfire’s size has grown even larger. The crew members couldn’t say anything.

“Call the fence and ask him to come pick it up quickly.”

The illegal fence that smelled of money arrived within 10 minutes of receiving Arcana’s call. He loaded all 325 motorcycles in 5 huge trucks. And the price went straight into Dayman’s account.

“Mmm. It says my account balance is 214,816 runes. How much is this?”

Dayman, who robbed Hell Rider of everything, gave her cell phone to Arcana with an innocent expression and asked that question, and Arcana answered with a half-crying expression.

“The average cost of living for an ordinary family is around 800 runes per month……”

“Oh. That’s a lot of money, then. Nice I’ll be grateful.”

As the wand swings, the Hellfire floating in the air disappears.

“You bully. I feel the need to get a professional education. Where can I learn advanced information?”

“Your brother is an academy student, right?”

“Hmm? Academy?”

“An educational institution dedicated to wizards and blessings, not ordinary people like us. My older brother belongs to the Knights Faculty of Romelln Academy. You can get an education there.”

“Ah! Is it!! Where and how to get to Romelln Academy? Wait for a sec. Can you even view that information on your cell phone?”

“……Yes. Of course.”

“Ha ha ha!! This is a real thing! But there’s a problem. Is it because the screen is broken? It’s not that I can’t use it, but this is very inconvenient.”

Daiman stares at the arcana. Arcana noticed her. What does the man in front of you want?

“……I’ll give you my phone. If you just change the SIM, you will be able to use it as before.”

“Thank you. This one is prettier than mine! Is it the best selling product?”

“…….Caltech’s H34. It’s one of the best out there.”

“That’s right, hahahaha!!”

After robbing Arcana’s phone, Dayman opened her map app and started heading to Rommeln Academy while humming her lulu lala.

“……. Captain. What do we do?”

Arcana could not answer. But the ending was fixed. All the money I’ve saved up is gone, and I don’t have a motorcycle. The means to support the Hellrider itself had disappeared.

“f*ck……”

It was the moment when the super-giant crew Hellrider, which united Erental, the capital of the Dark Empire, fell.

Hellrider, whether or not he fell.

“Ooh! I guess this is the subway!! hahahaha! The world has become so convenient!!”

Dayman got on the subway, admiring the advanced human civilization.

“Let’s see… After about 8 more stops, Romellen Academy appears! It’s this smartphone!! It is indeed a thing!!”

There will be nothing to do on the way. Dayman opened the search bar on his phone with a curious expression. The name of the search engine, Sephiroth, floated in front of my eyes. According to Arcana, most information comes up if you search here, she said.

“Evil…… King.”

As expected, it’s the one I’m most curious about. It is the devil’s whereabouts. I clearly saw that one head was left. If the wicked f*ck was alive, he could not have been a masterpiece. It was urgent to figure out what this guy was doing.

“Oh. This is something Tree……….Wiki? We can go in here and take a look!”

He entered the wiki and began perusing the contents of the demon king’s document. However, the expression that had been smiling had to be distorted ugly soon after reading the paragraph.

“The demon lord…… Subjugated by a party of warriors?? Subjugation???? Why are the cowardly bastards who escaped appearing to have subdued this guy!!!!!!”

As he yells, the people in the subway stare at him in surprise. But Dayman was so enraged that he didn’t even notice it.

“Oops……This is nonsense!!! What kind of subjugation are these cowardly cowards?!”

All of the warriors’ parties were from well-to-do families. Aren’t they precious descendants of the imperial family and aristocratic families? So there was a strong possibility that he had manipulated it after he went back.

Operation…….

Operation?

“Now, wait a minute.”

Daman hurried back to the search engine and began typing slowly in eagle strokes.

“Gwang…… Law…… 4. Carl…Rion.”

Dayman trying to search his own name. With a pounding expression on his face, he checks the search result. Tree wiki. After going inside and checking the documents about himself, Kalion’s eyes widen like a demon.

“Warlock Karion. A rare traitor who repeated vicious human experiments. The head of the criminal organization, the Night Crows. It was an organization that assisted the warrior party, but in the final duel with the demon king, it betrayed mankind and turned to the demon king’s side? Because of this betrayal, the warrior party’s archer and tanker died and the war was almost lost, but the hero Erenthal’s amazing sacrifice and courage finally defeated the demon king……. Eh, f*ck you bastard!!!! You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Unable to hold back, Dayman begins to scream.

His anger was very wild.

Did you do such a ridiculous operation??

Are you even telling lies like this?

People around him secretly picked up their cell phones and started filming him, but Dayman was intent on venting his anger.

“Don’t swear!!! The Demon King is not dead yet!!! This time I will fix it!! I!!!! Gwangmupsa Kalion will take care of the demon king and directly put an end to the man-ma war!! These cowardly and idiotic warriors!!!! Cowardly and dirty!! It’s like f*cking bastards who aren’t even as good as pigs and dogs!!!!!!”

It was the moment when an SNS star was born under the title of , But Dayman, the person in charge, did not even dream of this fact.


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