After Hearing My Thoughts, the Heroine Wants to Be Part of My Harem

"This watermelon juice doesn't taste good, and I don't like milk tea either."

Tang Yu shook his head.

[Swap drinks? Wouldn't that be like swapping saliva?]

[After a sip, I couldn't help but think it's an indirect kiss.]

[We're both doctors; we must maintain hygiene, okay?!]

"…"

Jiang Xiaoyue's lips trembled, and she didn't know how to respond while holding the milk tea.

Sometimes, Brother Tang Yu could really be quite annoying.

"Let's keep walking around here and see if we can find something more delicious to eat."

She pointed to the shopping street as she spoke.

There were all kinds of snacks everywhere on this street, and she often spent a lot of time here.

"Sure."

Tang Yu also liked these lively places, similar to a market.

He still hadn't completely gotten used to his new life as a tall, rich, and handsome young man.

A humble nature doesn't change overnight.

That's why he often borrowed memberships from various websites from Qin Ming, making him the subject of Qin Ming's disdain.

Sometimes he thought: if his family kept all their money in the bank, couldn't they live off the interest for generations?

After walking a few steps, a small child of about seven or eight years ran towards them.

The boy, with a cute, chubby face, was holding a bouquet of roses in his arms.

He ran up to Tang Yu and, looking up, said: "Brother, your girlfriend is so beautiful. Buy her a bouquet of flowers."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaoyue felt a little happy.

Well, it's a compliment to her beauty.

Tang Yu looked at the boy and said, "What does her beauty have to do with buying your flowers?"

"She's so beautiful, shouldn't you treat her well if you're a real man?"

The boy replied firmly, raising his voice so that those around them could hear.

Several people started to look, and some women nodded in agreement.

"Does treating her well mean spending money on your flowers? Right?"

"Have you done your homework? Are you studying well? What place did you get in your exams? Not even in the top three and you're here selling flowers?"

"Are you watching Ultraman? There's no Ultraman in the real world; it's all fake, you know?"

Tang Yu didn't hesitate to bombard the boy with a series of questions.

[Moralizing with me?]

[Dammit, how can I, a villain, have morals?]

These questions left the boy speechless, his eyes brimming with tears.

[Oh, it's so fun to bully children.]

[If you're going to cry, do it loudly. Crying like that and you expect to pilot a warship?]

"…"

Hearing Tang Yu's thoughts, Jiang Xiaoyue felt a bit frustrated. How could he mess with a kid?

She quickly bent down and spoke gently to the boy.

"Don't cry. Do you want this sister to buy you some flowers?"

"Yes."

Jiang Xiaoyue thought it wasn't easy for this little one to sell things at such a young age.

Buying some flowers wasn't a big deal.

The boy broke into a big smile and asked, "How many do you want, sister?"

"Nine."

"Okay, nine flowers cost 342,000. I'll let you keep the two thousand, so it would be three hundred forty thousand."

The boy skillfully wrapped the nine roses and pulled out a QR payment code.

"What?" Jiang Xiaoyue was perplexed.

[he he he he he, because you are so naive, did you think this kid was easy? How can a brat selling stuff take the same milk tea as you?]

[Learn from me, just be smarter than a dog; dogs won't be able to hurt you.]

Hearing Tang Yu's internal laughter, Jiang Xiaoyue felt even more frustrated.

How was she supposed to know this kid would trick her?

So, with a face full of embarrassment, she said, "Better just one; I don't need so many."

"I've already wrapped them; if you don't buy them, how can I sell them to someone else?"

The boy looked at Jiang Xiaoyue with disdain.

"Don't pay attention to him."

Tang Yu took her hand and began to walk.

Seeing them leave, the boy sat down on the ground and shouted.

"These two people are harassing a child, buying things and not paying!"

As soon as he shouted, the crowd on the street began to focus on Tang Yu and Jiang Xiaoyue.

A middle-aged woman rushed out, grabbing Tang Yu's sleeve and shouting:

"You're bullying my son! I'll call the police to have you arrested!"

"Then call the police, crazy lady."

Seeing the aggressive attitude of the woman, Jiang Xiaoyue also got angry. This was clearly an attempt to intimidate them.

"Let go of me already."

Tang Yu frowned and pulled his arm away in disgust.

This woman, if Jiang Xiaoyue doesn't buy the flowers, why is she grabbing me? Is she trying to take advantage?

"I won't let go; so what? If you have the guts, hit me."

The middle-aged woman shoved Tang Yu's chest hard twice, with a satisfied look and a hint of pride in her eyes.

Annoyed? If you don't like it, hit me.

As long as you touch me a little, you won't leave here without paying me at least 200,000 yuan.

As she pushed Tang Yu hard, he staggered back two steps and fell to the ground.

"Are you okay, Brother Tang Yu?"

Seeing Tang Yu fall, Jiang Xiaoyue panicked.

"My head hurts; I hit it and I'm bleeding. Call an ambulance quickly."

Tang Yu covered his forehead with one hand, while the other was filled with a red liquid. He had a pained expression that frightened the passersby.

The middle-aged woman was also stunned.

She hadn't pressed down that hard, had she?

Then she realized she had encountered a master in the same field.

This level of acting was much more advanced than hers.

"Crazy."

She cursed and turned to leave, but Tang Yu grabbed her firmly by her clothes.

"Want to leave? Come with me to the hospital. You won't escape paying for the treatment and the exams."

[Hahaha seriously, did you dare to play this game with me?]

[Since I was three, I knew I had to go to the girls' restroom to wash up. Do you want to compete with me in shamelessness?]

"…"

Jiang Xiaoyue, who was about to call an ambulance, realized what was happening.

She looked at Tang Yu wide-eyed.

This guy, was he acting?

With his skills and hers, why call an ambulance?

The middle-aged woman found herself without options, seeing Tang Yu wouldn't let go and that people continued to watch them.

She had no choice but to grab the flowers from the boy and offer them to Tang Yu.

"Handsome boy, I made a mistake today. Please let me go."

Tang Yu accepted the flowers, wiped his hand on the woman's clothes, and said disdainfully:

"Get lost."

The woman quickly took her son and fled in desperation.

After running a certain distance, she realized her clothes smelled like tomato sauce.

Touching her clothes and realizing what it was, her face turned as dark as coal, and she ran back to find trouble with those two.

But when she returned, there was no one there.

After receiving the flowers, Tang Yu and Jiang Xiaoyue had quickly left the shopping street.

Once outside, Tang Yu smiled and offered the flowers to Jiang Xiaoyue.

"For you, I'll sell them cheap, just eight yuan each."

"Are you still charging me?" Jiang Xiaoyue looked at Tang Yu wide-eyed.

"Of course, between brothers, the accounts are clear. Too bad you're a girl; otherwise, we'd be blood brothers."

Tang Yu replied nonchalantly.

Jiang Xiaoyue snorted, took the flowers, and smelled them.

Well, the flowers are still quite pretty.

Pay? Not a chance!

Seeing Tang Yu wiping his hands with a tissue, she asked:

"Was the blood on your hand tomato sauce?"

"Yeah, from the fries I ate last time."

Tang Yu chuckled.

Chi Yin used to order fast food at the office, and many packets of ketchup were left over.

Not wanting to waste them, Tang Yu had stuffed some in his pocket, and now it had come in handy.

Cheating had always been his specialty.

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