Believe In The Weird and Wild (Star vs. the Forces of Evil x Steven U)

Summary:

Just a little bit of help now and then.

Star decided that, since something went genuinely right for a change, it was time to pay the universe forward, and help out everyone else in their own problems. First on the list was the battle against the … "I can't tell if this is more or less self-defeating than the Mewmans." The teenagers. "Like…how the heck is this even a thing?"

"Teenagers, upon reaching the age of thirteen, suddenly go through a sudden mood shift where their personalities change and their lingo alters greatly." Number one explained. "They also become more aggressive and try to act like adults around any kids around, making them assume they have a free pass to torment any kid that come across."

"So essentially we're just fighting people our own age that became power hungry?" Marco asked.

"I know, I know it sounds crazy, but most of the teenagers we come across around here are just like that." Number 5 added in as she prepared a mustered blaster. "In fact, you guys are the first decent teenagers we've come across in...ever, and we don't usually take risks like this…unless your Phineas and Ferb."

"What about their sister?" Kelly asked.

"She's more annoying than dangerous." Number Two shrugged. "Although the moment her hair falls to her shoulders and glistens in the sunlight is breathtaking …"

"It's weird enough you gush over Cree, doing it with someone else's sister doesn't make it any better." Number 4 slapped the back of number 2's head.

"Yikes, super villain crush?" Steven asked. "I've seen it before and it's never pretty."

"Worse, my sister." Number Five groaned. "We have to stop her from destroying gummy vitamins so we don't have to take pills."

Star's entire brain halted. "You … fight your sister?"

"Ever since she turned thirteen, for the past three years." The hat wearing girl waved off.

"How serious has it gotten?" Star asked, holding the wall a bit too tightly as it started to bend.

"She once attempted to throw the entire knd moon base and everyone on it into the sun. Only stopped because another teenager failed at it." The dark girl was cut off by poking from Number Two. "What?"

 The round kid pointed at her. "... Star, you're on fire." He stated.

"Yeah … yeah … you mind if I take on Cree for a bit? Just some older sisters chatting."

"Yeah, you go ahead and do that…we'll be…supervising from a safe distance." Number One gave her a nervous nod as she began to make her way outside. "Do we need to.."

"It's not healthy to bottle it up, we just have to let this run its course." Steven said. "Try to keep collateral to a minimum, Star."

"Don't worry… I'll keep it isolated to her face!" Star created cloudy, and rode on him into the sky for a while until she came across a black armored ninja/Samurai looking person in the air, carring what looked like tiny little bombs strapped to a sash she was wearing. "Hey, metal head! You torment little kids for fun?!"

The teen paused, turning to them with confusion. "Well it's mostly to just show them that fighting for childish things is pointless along with hope, and that should just grow up-"

"Ow, you wanna be a big girl do you!?" Star shouted, black energy in her right hand and rainbows in her left. "THEN LEARN TO TAKE A PUNCH LIKE EVERY OTHER ADULT I MET!!" She blades forward, throwing jab after jab as she knocked the girl into the ground, pushing her down farther and farther. She was aware she might be going overkill, but she had armor on, it was probably absorbing most of the blows. "OLDER! SISTERS! DON'T! ENDANGER! LITTLE! SIBLINGS!"

"Hey, get off of me you psycho!" The bitch tried to fight back, trying to reach for the explosives that were wrapped around her, but Star didn't give her a second as she pinned her arms down. "What does it matter to you that I put some dumb little snots in their place!?"

"Because I've had to deal with a lot of shit over the past few years, and the thing that I despise the most is the very notion of family hurting family."  She grabbed one of the bombs, squeezing it until it blew up in her hand, using magic and a large bubble to contain it as she made it the size of a gumdrop, lowing it to the bitch's mouth. "Do you want to know what death tastes like? I was a bad sister and I got my brother got hurt a lot and was very close to never coming back … and you existing to something that stupid makes me sick."

"You're a maniac! Let go!"

" No, I'm experienced, and I can't help but throw up at the idea of you being a sister." She brought the exploding ball closer to the girl's face. "You're doing this out of some deluded idea of acting like an adult? Does hurting someone smaller and younger somehow make you mature?"

"No, I never went through with that brain washing crap!" She shouted. "I just realized that the entire fight against older people is pointless, and the only option is to join them early!"

"Then you're a spineless cowardly dog holding her tail in between her legs!"

"Star!" She turned to see Number five stare at her with wide eyes. "I'm fine with beating her up, but you're going WAY too far!"

Star stayed silent for a moment, taking a deep breath as she tossed away the explosive ball. "You survive because of her … fight kids all you want, but the moment you try and hurt your own family, just remember her pleading is the only reason you still have a windpipe, understood?"

The other teenage girl shook her head rapidly and fearfully, before scrambling to her feet and running off. "Sorry about that, I've been dealing with anger issues lately." Star apologized.

"That's fine, just..I don't know, beat up a rock or blow up a death machine next time you go crazy." Number five wheezed out.

"I have enough firepower to blow up a continent according to Starfan13's latest conversation with the government." She sighed. "I'm just…surprised you wanted me to stop with all that talk of hating teenagers."

"Look, there's something about the kids next door I love, and some that I don't. There's so many rumors and misconceptions about growing up that it makes a lot of us paranoid and afraid when we shouldn't." The girl went on. "I'll fight to the end to enjoy my childhood, but I won't let that get in the way of caring for my family, enemies or not."

"That's a good thing Abbie." Star smiled. "Family is beyond being a kid, teen, adult, or even blood … it's about having fun with those you care about the most in the world, no matter what form." She ruffled the girl's head. "You're pretty mature for your age…in the right, not boring way or evil way."

"Someone's gotta have common sense in the tree house, otherwise they'd blow themselves up in a week." They glanced at the screaming kids fighting a group of teenagers with ketchup blasters. "Wouldn't trade these morons for the world though."

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Marco dodged an array of bullets from their latest villain, a flying guy that came out of nowhere. "Great, Six Six." Ben groaned, messing with his watch, a green flash enveloping the boy before becoming … an orange fuzzy alien with no eyes. "RAARG!"

"Six what!?" Steven shouted, jumping for cover as another barrage of bullets was fired at the group. "Why are they named after a number!?"

"Top notch assassin, comes by whenever someone crazy has money." Dipper explained, using a table to block some shots. 

"So this guy is just a paid assassin?" Marco asked. "Man, it's like fighting Rasticore … whatever happened to the guy?"

"Lots of bad luck, I kinda feel sorry in all honesty." Star spoke, firing off a few flower blasts. "Last I heard he was working as a guard for Ludo's castle."

"Ludo got his castle back?" Kelly asked, taking a look behind cover before ducking back from some more bullets. "I thought he was spending his time in the void or something?"

"I befriended his brother, told said brother where he was, and a little teamwork here and there and boom, castle is back." Steven explained as he blocked the bullets with his shield.

"RAAAGH!" Marco glanced out, seeing as the orange dog-like alien Ben turned into tried to evade the bullets, letting out slashes whenever they got close.

"Leave it to Ben to choose a wild animal against a tactical fighter." Gwen rolled her eyes as she created some pink shields of her own.

"How many options does he even have?" Marco asked.

"I wanna say twenty one about now … not including Ghost Freak." Dipper shivered at that one. "Alright, Steven, you have shields and super strength, wanna back him up?"

"No problem." Steven nodded as his shield formed, charging to the front of the line and taking the majority of the attacks. "Do you mind telling us who paid you before we double the amount of punishment you'll be getting?" He told the bounty hunter.

"Grawychsna rogoogusha marache!" They shouted, tossing a few grenades.

"Anyone got an instant translation or something?" Star questioned.

"We already tried, their species's vocal cords make sounds too unnatural to translate." Dipper said. "Wildmutt, Ben's alien at the moment, has the same problem. I'm trying to learn the language but it honestly sounded like he said 'purposes are invading mars', so I choose to think I'm rusty."

"It just occurred to me just how weird it is that most alien life speaks English in space." Kelly said. "Even space back in Ooo speaks it, heck, most dimensions can speak it."

"Or that they all conveniently have an atmosphere we can breathe." Marco noted. "Not that I'm not grateful, it's just really weird."

"You know Jasper said Gems spoke over six thousand languages, but had trouble remembering the definition of hair." Star shook her head, firing off a pot shot. "Super weird stuff right there."

"Not that this isn't a super delightful and interesting conversation, but can we do this when we're not facing an assassin from space!?" Gwen yelled at the group as she threw some pink disks at the villains.

"Right, sorry, most of our important conversations come about as we're facing life and death struggles!" Star wasn't wrong on that front. "Sunshine cupcake daggers!" Very bright cupcakes were launched at the assassin, knocking at their guns, earning some sparks as they literally blew up in Six Six's face.

"Sawwwacre Neteoig Juracts!" They didn't need a translator to know he was flipping them off, using extra hands to do so as they pulled out flash grenades, creating a cover as he blasted a way.

"Raagh." Wildmutt groaned, a red beeping heard as the creature flashed, Ben returning to the group. "Agg, think he got my ribs."

"Why did you even go Wildmutt, duffus? He's the worst choice when it comes to bullets." Gwen complained.

"Meh, he would have kept coming back, and there's a sumo slammers marathon tonight, so I wanted to sniff out his employer and end this fast." Ben rolled his eyes. "It was sewage and squid guts, so it was… him again."

"Dang it." Dipper groaned. "Could have been a mystery to find and take them out, but nope, just a galactic conqueror that can take us all out."

"Been there, still doing it. We're dealing with two, possibly three at the moment with Homeworld." Steven sighed. "So is this one of those deals where we let him get away and follow him or take him out right now?"

"Depends, you remember Four Arms, Diamond Head, and XLR8?" Ben asked.

"Yeah?" Marco answered.

"Can you hit harder, defend harder, and move faster than all of them combined?"

"Actually yes." Steven raised as his entire body glowed pink, before he disappeared in the blink of an eye. The mechanical looking assassin disappeared in that same instant.

"Sweet!" Ben and Dipper gave bright smiles. "We might actually have a shot this time!" Hopeful optimism … it was nice to know they hadn't reached the cynical stage yet.

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"We did not have it." Connie watched as Luz patched Steven up. "Take heed Luz, run from space squids, they are a lot more violent than you give them credit for."

"Same applies to magic squids. My second day on the Boiling Isles, I was tricked into a fantasy where everything was controlled by a literal slimy puppet master." The Dominican girl replied as she applied bits of peroxide to small cuts. "I thought you had a healing factor. Why are there so many cuts?"

"Most of it went to keeping my body warm … he yanked me and Ben out into the vacuum of space and dragged us through the metal ship." The first friend she ever made said with a shiver. "Eventually Star blew up Vilgax's ship and threw him into space."

"So he'll be back in like … three months or so?" Luz estimated.

"Probably, last time Ben fought him he apparently threw the guy into space somehow." He shrugged. "So now we're taking a break to recover from … that." Steven sighed. "Okay, what book are we reading? How to tame a Warnicorn? The tale of a tiny leaf? Mighty child the second's epic tale?"

"I'm sorry … why are we reading when you just described one of the most epic events that could ever happen to somebody?" Connie questioned seriously, worried for the sanity of these two if they WEREN'T getting excited over this.

"Well I'm still catching up on human world stuff and you guys kept recommending me books to read, but I started getting lost with the order to read them in, so Luz suggested the book cl.." Steven went off.

"That's not what she meant." The other girl stopped him. "To answer your question, It just happens." Luz waved off. "When you live on the boiling isles, a day where you have the skin on the bottom of your feet is a lucky one. Honestly the excitement starts to die down and transfer to interesting group dynamics." She smirked. "So how are you and Kelly?"

"Oh, amazing! Your advice on giving space really helped things. Yesterday she spent a day in Duckburg while I traveled in a bubble with Wander, and got to experience what it was like to be in each other's shoes for all those months apart." Steven explained with a completely love struck expression on his face. "She has more appreciation for the little moments, and I appreciate stuff she likes like wrestling, so everything's balancing out nicely."

So when it came to people that lived inside of insanity, awesome was normal … she wondered what accounted for awesome? "While I'm happy you're doing well, as the single girl in the room, can we focus on something else?"

"Oh yeah, I want to bring out the best book series of all time!" Luz shouted. "The tales of Azura!"

"Oh, is she famous?" Steven asked.

"No duh! It's only like, the best fantasy novel series that ever existed!" Luz shook the boy. A bit of an exaggeration when stuff like Harry Potter existed.

"Eh, It's a six point five-seven out of ten for me." Connie shrugged.

"I will magic your face off." Luz spoke in an even tone.

"Hey, you do you, I just think Unfamiliar Familiar is just a little better." Connie defended her opinion. "The story starts off simple and gradually gets more complex, the magic system is much less complicated, and there's no needless shipping moments interspersed every two chapters."

"Shipping is a science few understand, so I shall forgive your ignorance there." The girl said dramatically. "But the story alone is convoluted." Luz argued. "I mean, the one eyed man being her grandpa as a nice man completely evaporates the cathartic tension that's been building through the series."

"Well the dialogue in Azura gets so anachronistic. Why is there so much modern lingo in a medieval fantasy world? It's a different world entirely, each word should be unique to our own."

"Well at least I can grow to care and relate to characters, Archimicarus doesn't even feel like an animal with human-like intelligence, it's just a plot device."

"At least half the enemies Lisa faces don't end with her just blowing everything up." Connie thought clubs were supposed to bring people together, not pull them apart.

"Actually you'd be surprised how often that option works for us." Steven hummed, holding the books side by side. "Wish I could read them both at once." His stomach and hands began to sparkle, the two texts glowing as they … went inside of one another? They all blinked in confusion as the light died down. "... The Tales of the Unfamiliar Azura, the Familiar …"

"You….fused the stories together?" Luz's eyes were just as enthralled by the sight as Connie was.

"I don't even know how I did it. It was probably Star's magic but it looked like fusion … oh." He paused. "Did I mess up?"

"That depends, we have an entirely different book now." Connie cautiously reached out for the newly formed book and slowly opened it, her two fellow club members gathered at her side, looking at the text with intrigue and immense investment. " Our tale starts as all tales start … with two friends, children, sitting at the side of a lake, gazing at the stars and imagining their endless and boundless futures together." She spoke in a dramatic narrator voice. "'Oh Azura, why must you leave? Surely your family must know that to move is to risk death.'"

" 'Oh if only it was that simple, if only you knew.' Azura woefully thought as with every beating of her heart, her soul was cracking bit by bit. 'If only I could tell her about the burden I must bear. For the curse upon my family shall soon consume me and everyone I hold dear.'"

"'A curse will consume you!?' Shouted Lisa in terror. Azura almost forgot she hadn't learned how to not say what was on her mind. 'What can I do to help!? How must it be broken?'"

"It cannot. My life is for naught. Everything I've tried has only delayed the inevitable fate that has doomed my mother, and her mother before here, and so on and so forth. As long as my life is bound to that hellish talisman of Lord Demos, I will die within a month's time."

"The friend she's had since childhood, smiled brightly. 'Then there is only one solution we can achieve together'. They spoke with absolute confidence."

"'Assassinating the Lord?'"

"'... I was just gonna say steal the talisman, but that's much more exciting!'"

"Well Lisa suddenly became a lot more violent." Connie muttered.

"And Azura is a lot more calm and collected than she was in the beginning of her series, something got mixed and mashed with the fusion." Luz observed. "But the plot is going in a vastly different direction than the originals, so I don't know what's going to happen next…that actually has me excited."

"Me too!" She shouted with a grin. "Steven, what do you think!?"

"I'm thinking if I can do this with books, I can do this with dvd's and make all the crossover movies people want to see." Steven smiled. "Oh, and the book's great too, nice set up with a light dark comedic tone that's not overwhelming."

"Yeah, it hits all the age groups that way. Humor is literally the universal language of humankind." Luz nodded with a grin. "Witches too … when they learn the jokes…or realize it is a joke and not something to take seriously."

"Seriously, you guys are way too awesome for it to be reasonable." Connie smiled widely as they got sucked back into this combined world of fiction. It may not be the daring adventures she craved to be a part of, but just being friends with these amazing people was enough for her.

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Penn blinked away the sparkles of the multiverse, flexing his limbs, noticing the white slender hands he owned, checking their body. "Hmm … I've been transformed to a girl before, but genderless alien that looks like a girl is a new one."

"At least you're tall." He turned to Sashi, who was looking over their long hair and plump, purple body. "I'm shorter than most teenagers."

"And I have shades along with a rocking afro….nice." Boone shot them a thumbs up with some big and beefy gauntlets.

"Guys, are you …" They looked at Star, who stared back confused. "How hard were you hit to look THIS different!?"

"Oh no, it's me, Penn." He explained. "Remember, from the Bodega?"

"Oh right, the guy next to KO who thought he was funny." Star rolled her eyes.

"Wow, way to make a guy feel special." He rolled his own eyes, feeling around before pulling a spear out of his head. "So, these guys were down, we're the substitutes, what's the situation?"

"This part time hero thing looks way too much like possession." Star shivered before turning serious. "Okay, long story short, you're rocks with hard light body's, me and my friends have been traveling around to help our other friends, got hit in the face by a dragon, and now we're all fighting a giant scary lobster guy with three super fast kindergarteners."

"Sounds like a tuesday." Sashi pulled out her whip. "Alright, time for boiled crustation to be put on the menu!" She shouted, setting it on fire.

"And add a side of crushed shell file." Boone knocked their gauntlets together.

"And a drink of … diet … why do you guys always take the fun ones?" Penn complained, before jumping forward with more speed than he intended, stabbing the tutu wearing weirdo villain in the chest.

"Ohhh, hello there, pretty boy, looks like I'm not the only one to get freaky."They chuckled, their body splitting in two as they started to let out an acid mist.

"Ugh, I got that in my mouth, this tastes so much worse than it has any right to be!" Penn began gagging as mist that surrounded him started surrounding him, the air getting much more thick and harder to breathe in.

"I know, definitely one of the top ten worst things to take in!" A red dragon shouted, shooting a fire to clear away the mist and sending it back to the freaky villain.

"Hah, nice shot Jake!" A red headed little girl floating above them shouted as two more little girls were behind him. "Girls, pink guy, surround Him and don't give him a chance to escape!"

"Alright!" Steven shouted, using his shield to block off a series of attacks. "So what is his name anyway, you've just kept saying 'him' over and over."

"That's my name, don't wear it out pinkie!" The creature laughed and shot out a series of lasers that went through multiple buildings as he tried to bash the shield.

"Wait, seriously, that's the best you could come up with?!" Marco shouted as he was riding above on a dragon that looked like a motorcycle.

"Well my real name is Ị̸̟͉͙͂̂̓̎͊ͅÜ̸̪̩̼̰͋̃͂̇̏̂͐̇̈̌̓̿͘Ḑ̵̡̨͖̬̖̼̩̜̥͗͑̊͂͋͑͊͌S̸̼̣̩̜̃̔́̎̉͂́̆͝Ţ̸̛̩̰̹͇͎̜̜̈́̈́͊̇͝ͅN̷̫̔̓̿͒̔̈͂́͝Č̷̨̢̞̤̆̿͑͌̿͐͑E̵̪̩͔̫̙͒̊̽Ơ̶̳̯̰̋̽͂͛̈͋̐̃̚Ç̴͚͖̝̠͔̤͚͓̙̘̦͔̆̓̇̆́́̊̃̽̇́͛̍͝M̶̛̜̣̱͆͛̒̇̈̒̀̈̅̌͊͘̚͜͠S̵̬̬̦̠̰͙̼̚͜ͅȦ̴͚͍̩̬̯͍̙̖̝̞̝͉͐̍̾̿Ỗ̷̹̠̞̬͇̹͗̑͆͐͒̀͒̿̕͝ͅX̵̯̱̩͚̰̉̈́B̸̙̻͘͜C̶̨̨͉̪̣̙̜͕̪͎̹̔̔͆́͌̚̕͝͠͠D̶̛̰̻̼̎͊̒͊̓̿̐̍͊̇̔, but people had problems pronouncing it." Penn was pretty sure a part of his soul just melted."Plus it just messes with more people when they keep getting confused on what I am."

"You know between 'Him' and 'Townsville', I'm starting to think Beech Creek is only the second worst at names." Star commented, firing off some glitter bombs.

"You think that's bad, the Mayor literally is named 'Mayor Townsville'." The dragon commented as he spit some fireballs at the villain. "Legally had it since birth, parents had weird expectations."

"Alright, Lion is definitely more creative than that." A green haired girl he wasn't familiar with spoke, trying to stab Him with little success. "Okay, how do you actually damage this guy!?

"Mostly magic." A black haired girl in green spoke. "Or atomic annihilation, whichever we have on hand." She said, blasting some lasers at the crazy freak.

"Luckily for us, we happen to have both!" Star shouted as she formed into a golden butterfly creature. "Hey, Crystal Temps, distract the guy for a second and get Him ready!"

"On it!" Penn shouted. "Hey, your shade of red looks super tacky!" He had experience with riling up villains. "It completely clashes with that trail of cotton candy across your fat waist! And the beard alone just makes you look UG-GLY!"

"... Oh I am going to enjoy this far more than I should." He spoke, their arm expanding like a snake, only for a whip to wrap around it. "What the…?"

"Tall or short, flesh or light, I have to watch your back no matter what universe we're in." Sashi pulled back on the snake arm. "Boone, stop playing with the lion and help!"

"But it's like the world's best pillow." Boon laid down casually as another little girl with blonde hair snuggled up to a Pink lion's head.

"I get the feeling, but can it wait until AFTER we destroy this dimension's equivalent of the devil!?" The green haired one shouted out.

"The fact you think you can destroy me is FUCKING ADORABLE!" Him cackled, turning into a giant ball of fire.

"Dude, you wouldn't know adorable if it scattered you across the multiverse! Which is a shame for you, but amazing for us!" Star focused her six arms into a giant golden crystallized ball of magic and tossed it right at the villain. "SUPER MEGA CRYSTAL ANNIHILATION DEVASTATION BALL OF FURY!"

A thought occurred to Penn, mostly with how many add ons were on 'annihilation devastation'. "Steven, you might want to contain the collateral!"

"Already on it!" Steven said as he placed a giant bubble around Him's area as the spell finally hit the villain.

"Oh you think this is enough to contain meEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" The inside of the bubble was covered in blinding light and sound, the bubble cracking just a tad as lasers shot out of it.

"Finally, the creep's gone! That never stops being satisfying no matter how many times I see it happen." The green one cheered as she sent an affectionate punch into one the Butterfly girl's six arms. "You guys totally kick major butt! And you're not super jerks like the last super heroes we met."

"Just glad to help…also, ow, learn to pull back on the punches." Star rubbed her arm, before turning to the dragon. "So are you from another dimension too? Because I haven't seen any Dragons on earth as far as I know."

"No, we just like to hide out in plain sight these days." The dragon explained himself as a wave of fire overtook him, and out of it came a teenage boy with flaming black and green hair. "There's waaay too many supernatural hunters of magical creatures, so it's my job to protect them … also the government has been trying to experiment on me for months now."

"We actually know a friend or two that can get them off your back for good." Marco waved. "Helps when they're forced to admit we've saved the world dozens of times."

"I always thought they didn't try to chase us because they knew they'd lose." The red headed girl added.

"You'd be surprised how desperate the government can be." Sashi sighed. "Well, we did our parts, let's log out."

"So Pearl and everyone else won't remember being possessed by you?" Steven asked.

"Nope. They'll just think they've been out for the entire fight. Standard amnesia for multiversal balance and all that." Penn explained with a smile. "Just give us a call, and the zeroes can become heroes."

"Still not funny."

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Steven still considered himself a relative newcomer to Earth despite living on it for months by this point. There was still stuff he didn't know about, like how they could stuff entire pizza's in pockets, or how they got sand in an hourglass. One of the few things he did learn about earth in his entire time here was that Paris, France, was supposed to be the most romantic place on earth.

"Steven, get down!" Kelly yelled at him as she pushed him out of the way of a giant webbed foot. While his heart was pacing, it was less from Kelly looking stunning in the Paris daytime light and more from the adrenaline pumping through his veins.

Which was on the account of the giant gold bar being shot at them. "We are the gold diggers! You want to be friends just for money, we will drown you in it!!" The duo of Huey and Louie became akumatized, Dewey luckily not being affected in the least by the admissions of that one jerk in private.

"So let me get this straight!" Rena Rouge called out as she jumped back. "You're telling me you WEREN'T bullshitting about knowing a group of rich ducks!?"

"I know, I know, my life's gotten a bit stranger than usual in the last couple of months!" Ladybug shouted back to the fox themed hero as she dodged under a giant bar of gold that was being hurled towards her head.

"Your life is utterly ridiculous, and we spend the day watching spandex superheroes and villains fight daily." A blonde known as Queen Bee shouted, trying to get in close but blocked by golden shields.

"That's basically our lives everyday, except we don't wear spandex." Star said as she was maneuvering on Cloudy. "Wait…is that the only reason why we haven't been called superheroes all this time?"

"I mean, you don't even have a mask." Chat Noir pointed out, blocking an attack with his staff. "I think that's a golden rule to have."

"Ahh, the puns, they still hurt!" Marco shouted as she backflipped on a lamp post and avoided giant bags of Money being tossed his way. "Anyone know where that black Butterfly thing might be?!"

"Dewey was the closest, but he ran off when the fight started!" Kelly said as she dragged him into the field. 

"Isn't he the fighter one?" Ladybug asked. "Why would he run away?"

"He said he went to grab help." Steven said. "But we don't know many people to-"

"Ninja kick!" Steven was cut off by a black and red ninja popping out of the shadows and kicking Huey's head into Louie's. "Ninja swipe." They used a scarf to grab a small book, tearing it. "Nope, no stank here." The new guy looked up. "What the Juice?! That duck kid was right! There are more heroes! Now that's the cheese!"

Steven stared at the ninja with ridiculous slang. "Is he with you guys?" He asked the miraculous team.

"Nope. I'm still wondering if he even used any known language on the planet." Rena Rouge said, baffled as the rest of them.

"He's with me!" Dewy climbed the building with a bit of sweat. "Guys, gals, meet the Ninja of Norrisville High!"

"Since when did you meet a ninja!?" Marco shouted with confusion.

"Since we're such an awesome collection of cool and powerful people, I thought adding a ninja would really amp up the group." Dewey explained. "So I went online, typed in where to find ninjas in this dimension, and boom baby! New friend for life!"

"Ninja block, ninja slide!" The new guy ducked under some more money attacks, grabbing onto a hat and tearing it. "Nope, not that either … come on, the thing they hold most dear … the dime!"

"I'm not giving you my first dime!" Louie shouted, firing a stream of golden coins.

"He sounds so utterly ridiculous, yet he figured that out faster than Ladybug did." Queen Bee looked aghast while the spotted hero herself just looked slightly annoyed.

"Ninja Tengu Fireball!" Apparently the ninja could catch on fire, firing enough heat to melt the coins to a puddle. "And combo with the Ninja Sword!" They sliced a gold bar clean in two.

"What the … how did you even cut through that!? It's pure gold!" Huey shouted.

"A true Ninja believes in the weapon that's in the suit." The Ninja calmly and cooly explained while Huey's eyes started to go red and crazy.

"Hurry, while he's off guard! Push them back!" Ladybug commanded, lassoing her yo-yo between two street lamps as 

Everyone pressed forward, Steven glowing pink as he punched with spiky bubbled fists, Star using her six hands, Marco Karate kicking, Kelly shoving as Chat Noir used his bow staff to trip them into the wire.

"Hah, tangled in the Ladybug's web, now feel the Queen's Sting!" Queen Bee jumped with her weapon out. "Venom!"

"Ladybugs don't spin we-" Huey was cut off, frozen.

"And I'll be taking that!" Chat Noir grabbed the dime. "Cataclysm!" The dime instantly turned to dust.

"Nooooooooo!" The two shouted, before a dark cloud surrounded their friends, becoming normal again.

"Now, I know losing your first dime is a tough thing." The Ninja walked up, patting them. "But you can get through it with some perseverance and frie-"

"No more evil doing for you!" Literally the best person in the world at fixing messes started. "Miraculous Ladybug!." A swarm of ladybugs cleaned up the street and restored the dime.

"-or it's magically better, super cool." They blinked. "So France has its own superheroes, cool."

"In paris, america, another dimension, across the whole galaxy and multiverse beyond." Star walked up to the new guy. "You just stepped into something amazing and crazy."

"Nice. I could actually use a change of pace, ever since I've beat the sorcerer, Norisville's been pretty quiet. Just the occasional petty robot sent by Mcfist."

"And here I am using their products." They all turned to Chat Noir. "... It's really good stuff."

"Yeah, it's the absolute cheese, even if the guy is super wonk."

"Okay, seriously, what's up with the slang?" Star asked.

"Just a thing we do where i'm from." The Ninja shrugged. "Anway, I need to bounce, a new grave puncher movie is about to come out. Give them my info Dewey, smoke bomb!" Oh so he had smoke bomb-

"WHY DOES IT STINK SO BAD!?" Steven shouted through some coughs. 

"It's in my eyes, it's in my eyes!" Kelly shouted as she fell to the ground. "It burns!"

"It's really not that bad." Dewey spoke off-handedly, as if this didn't phase him at all.

"Ladybug …" Queen Bee spoke through coughs. "I love you … but your friends are … ridiculous…Utterly Ridiculous." Yep, that describes them perfectly…and Steven was perfectly fine with it.