Datang infinite pretense system

"Just now, His Royal Highness suddenly shouted, I come, I see, I conquer!"

And also said some strange words, I'm afraid the prince is suffering from hypochondria.

According to Wang Yuyi's words, there is indeed such a thing.

Li Chengqian was about to explain, it's not like that, why do I have hypocrisy?All of you are delusional!I feel it!

Unexpectedly, Li Shimin burst out laughing.

"If my son does not die, there will be great blessings! If you dare to say this, there are probably very few people in this world. They really have the demeanor of my past!"

Li Shimin was overjoyed, but the punishment was still to be punished, so he said solemnly: "You quack doctors, Royal Physician Wang will punish you with one year's salary! Others will be fined for half a year for consecutive responsibilities!"

When they heard it, Li Chengqian's words probably pleased Li Shimin and made him happy. Otherwise, they would have to die at this time, and they would just fine some money and be done.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Empress Changsun hugged Li Chengqian and refused to let go.

After a while, he asked: "My son, what's wrong with you, you must tell Wei Niang!"

"Aniang, I'm fine! It's just that the water in this pool is not good to drink! It's too bitter and astringent!"

Li Shimin said at this time: "Gao Ming, it's good to have nothing to do! But from today on, you don't come to this pool! I will restrain you! Let you study hard, and I will find you another teacher later!"

Li Chengqian's calligraphy is brilliant, and the ancients often used words to match each other, so this is speaking to Li Chengqian.

What?Find another teacher to study?Now he is full of talent and ability, so there is no need to study again. In the whole world, I am afraid that no one can control him, and no one can be his teacher.

The last serious thing is that he still has to be grounded, that is to say, he cannot go out to play. There are many young ladies in the East Palace who cannot play together. How can he release his nature?In his previous life, he had run into walls everywhere, and finally got a young lady to play with, but he was grounded.

"Father, I'm still a child..."

"Children have to learn. When you don't learn now and when you learn, that's it. Don't be disobedient!"

Li Chengqian was unwilling, how could he let those wordy old men teach him?His literary talent is even higher than his!But his body tensed up, and he suddenly couldn't speak.

It turned out to be Empress Changsun, holding him tightly.

That's all, let's do it like this, it's also a good choice to pretend to be aggressive in front of those so-called teachers to get some points.

Starting today, he will start pretending to be infinitely aggressive and bear the admiring gazes of everyone!But also to change the fate, so that Li Chengqian no longer have regrets!

Li Shimin could not be questioned, and seemed to think of something again.

He said again: "Come here, fill up this pool for me!"

This is because of swallowing waste food, the East Palace without the pool is incomplete!

So someone said bluntly: "Your Majesty, this is the East Palace, a place of Fengshui. If this water is damaged, it may not be good for the future of His Highness the Crown Prince."

When Li Shimin heard it, it seemed that it was the same thing. Since Li Chengqian was banned, let him stop running here.

"Forget it! Come here, let Kong Yingda teach Gao Ming how to read this afternoon!"

Kong Yingda, courtesy name Chongyuan, is a Confucian scholar in the Tang Dynasty and the 31st grandson of Confucius. He is known as the Great Confucian Kong Yingda. It would be best to let him teach Li Chengqian how to read.But that is, he loves to talk very much, he will keep talking about a problem, and he also likes to make small reports. Li Chengqian has seen it before.

"Yes!"

"Your Majesty, Gao Ming just woke up, why not let him rest for a day!?"

"I see him alive and well, nothing happened. I, a disciple of the Tang Dynasty, who doesn't lick blood with a knife? This bit of suffering is nothing!"

These words made Li Chengqian complain of suffering and not fall!I wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he wanted so many things, how can I do without points?

"It's fine, let's all back down!"

Seeing that Li Chengqian was fine, Li Shimin asked everyone to leave.

And he is also going to the court, he walks windy, since his son is fine, then the matter of the court must be dealt with.

Chapter 4 People are more popular than dead people!

next day

The scorching sun was in the sky, the sound of cicadas outside the window, and the sounds of court ladies playing could be heard endlessly.

Li Chengqian looked at the young ladies and sisters outside the window, how could he be in the mood to listen to the teacher who talked about Zheye.

This little old man is really boring.Keep repeating a sentence, tirelessly, never-ending.

His face was full of exhaustion, wishing that this time would pass sooner, boring, boring, boring is the true portrayal of Kong Yingda, a little old man.

Those who do literature are nothing more than that, right?

The content of Kong Yingda's lecture was "The Book of Songs". After all, this little old man is very familiar with the Five Classics.Later, he also wrote the book "Five Classics of Justice", and let the dynasties after the Tang Dynasty enshrine it as a classic.Because it was later used as the standard of the imperial examination, it was abused by death, and it harmed countless future generations.

With his hands on his back, Kong Yingda began to read with feeling:

"Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent... (text omitted) My fair lady, the bells and drums are melodious."

When talking about this poem, Kong Yingda could repeat it with relish all afternoon, as if going back to the youthful years before, his head was swollen and painful.

"what!"

Li Chengqian finally couldn't bear it anymore, and yawned heavily.

When the time came, he still did so. Sure enough, when Kong Yingda saw him like this, he strictly ordered: "His Royal Highness, please respect your teacher! Is it so sleepy to teach a teacher?"

Is it because he speaks boringly?Why not respect.If a beautiful teacher were to talk about it, the result would definitely be different, but unfortunately he is just an old man, a very bad old man.

Of course, he didn't sleep well last night, and he was constantly researching this pretentious system.

"Master Kong, I know what you taught! Isn't it the Book of Songs? Let's teach something else? For example, how to compose poems and essays?"

"His Royal Highness, do you know how many poems there are in this Book of Songs? If you don't know, you can't say you know it. I'm afraid you only know one of them, but do you know the meaning of it... If you don't understand these, you How to write poems and essays, how will I teach you? The so-called one step at a time, you can't become fat with one bite!..."

Kong Yingda is indeed a very dull and boring old man, yes, he is also very wordy.

Li Chengqian just said a word, and he replied with a long paragraph.

"Master Confucius, there are [-] poems in this Book of Songs. Let's talk about this Guan Ju. The first chapter uses Ju birds singing together, relying on each other, and arousing the association of a lady accompanying a gentleman. The following chapters are also based on the The action of the water lilies makes the protagonist love and pursue the woman. I don’t know if I’m right?”

When Kong Yingda heard this, his face suddenly changed, showing shock, but it hadn't reached the time to convert it into points.

Li Chengqian believes that if he explodes after accumulating, he will definitely get a lot of points.Therefore, this X is not installed enough!

Kong Yingda was a little surprised, and suddenly said: "This is only the first poem in the Book of Songs. If you really understand it, how about talking about "Taoyao"?"