DC: Leave my Cat alone

Chapter 18: Chapter 17: The Summons being wingmen



Chapter 17: The Summons being wingmen

It was a weird sight to see, the girl who seemed to be 'too good,' for a 'normal' person's life, chasing Tom around my whole house.

Tom was a cat that needed prior warning to meeting someone new.

He got shy really quickly, and the 1 minute I gave him obviously wasn't enough.

It has been 5 minutes since Blaire was chasing him, and Tom was a massive cat and even when he was running around with his 2 feet Blair didn't think it was weird.

Eventually, Blair got too tired and stood still trying to catch her breath.

Seeing this, Tom got a little cheeky and stood up straight and started to Boo at Blair, while sticking his tongue out.

"You!" Blair couldn't help but point at him in annoyance, which caused Tom to burst out laughing.

"Alright that's enough Tom you had your fun." 

Tom however didn't care as he fell onto the floor and started to hold his stomach and laugh dramatically.

Blair had tears come up into her eyes, and folded her army in annoyance.

Sweat was running down her head which caused her hair to fall forward covering her eyes a little which to me made her look extremely cute.

"Tom, I will not order any food for you." I said, to which he immediately shot up as straight as a pole and stood in his military salute position.

He then marched towards Blair in a robotic fashion and raised his hand up for a handshake, to which she burst out laughing seeing his antics.

"Nice to meet you, General Tom." She said as she shook his hand.

Tom nodded back seriously and turned towards me, while Blair was trying to sneak in some head pats.

"Fine, what do you want?" 

He looked at me expectantly as if I already knew.

"Fine, the usual it is." I thought as I ordered 10 Meat Lover Pizza just for Tom.

"Blair, is there anything you want to eat?" I asked.


"Urm, I am on a diet." she mentioned, as she held her stomach. It was fairly obvious to anyone that she was hungry.


"Why do you need to be on a diet? You looked beautiful." I replied without thinking much, as I was trying to add extra meat for Tom on all the Pizza's one by one. I also had to use Tom's phone since mine was broken, so I wasn't even the one paying.

"You think so?" She asked with a little hesitation, to which Tom turned back and nodded at her.

"Well…I'll have whatever you have." She meekly said to which I just ordered the food.

"Well then, come let's start the movie as the food comes over, Tom go make some popcorn." I said to which Tom salivated slightly and quickly moved to make the popcorn.

I then dimmed the lights inside of my living room and grabbed some blankets for Blair and I to watch the movie comfortably.

My sofa was a sectional one, so I left the part with Legroom for Blair and sat normally on my sofa.

Tom within a minute came and put a massive bowl of popcorn in between Blair and I, and took one equally as big for himself.

He then sat at the edge of the sectional, where Blair had feet and was asking me to quickly start the movie.

"Wait a minute, how did he make so much so fast? Why is a cat making the popcorn anyway?" Blair asked to which we both just ignored her, some things were better left unsaid after all.

Tom had never watched 500 days of summer and had been asking me to watch it with him for the longest time possible.

I kept telling him it was an extremely sad movie but he just didn't listen to me at all.

Blair was extremely curious about the movie as well as she was really engrossed into it.

"How the hell is the popcorn so good?" She said about 15 minutes into the movie.


"SHHHHHH." Tom shushed her as he tried to watch the movie with great interest.


"Hahaahaha." She couldn't help but laugh at Tom's antics.

"You can carry him onto your lap if you want." I leaned forward and whispered into her ear to not distract Tom.

"Won't he get mad?" She whispered back.

"No, he is too distracted to even look away from the movie. Just look, he is moving like a robot." I said, to which we both saw Tom, watching the movie in a comfortable position, one of his hands constantly throwing popcorn into his mouth and the other supporting his head.

His mouth was chewing the food non stop as he watched with excitement.

Tom loved movies.

Blair nodded, as I slowly instructed her to grab him from under his armpits and move him backwards.


The second she grabbed him, I quickly moved the popcorn as well so Tom wouldn't even realize and continued to eat while watching the movie.

Blair was really happy since now she could pat Tom slowly as we all enjoyed the movie.

It was about 45 minutes into the movie when the Pizza guy rang the doorbell.

Tom immediately broke out of his trance-like state while watching the movie and looked around to realize he had me sleeping on his belly and Blair patting his head.

He quickly pushed me off and moved towards the door to collect his food.

Blair began to laugh as she saw Tom move so quickly for the pizza and I couldn't help but be slightly mesmerized with her smile. Sure, she had a weird personality but she seemed to have a good heart.

I also moved to the door to help Tom get the pizzas.

He took his 10, put 1 on the counter and gave me one of the boxes.

I bought extra just in case Blair and I could finish a whole Extra-Large ourselves, but I doubted that was possible.


Tom quickly took my original seat and single handedly occupied the whole side of the sofa, leaving barely any space for me to sit.

"Tom, move." I said to which he didn't budge at all and stuck his tongue out at me.

I couldn't even threaten him with food since he had his dinner in his hands.

"You can share some space with me." Blair said, as she moved in a little.

"Sorry about him, he behaves weirdly sometimes."

"It's alright I have a dog that does whatever she wants too." Blair said understandingly as we both shared a blanket.


It was slightly weird at the start, but it quickly became less awkward as we both bonded over the movie and were able to discuss comfortably without Tom being bothered.

(Steel POV)

You see I am very intrigued by human interactions, and so is the cat.

We both actually were able to see that Lucas was bringing over a friend since I could inherently sense Lucas when he was close to me and I knew he was walking over with another human being.

At first, I assumed it was the human Serena but I didn't know it was someone else till I woke up right after the food Lucas ordered came in.

The cat and I used the few minutes we had before Lucas came up with his lady friend and devised a plan with the talking toy.

The cat just had to make sure that they ended up sitting as extremely close to each other as possible so they could have some contact.

My part was to make the Turbo energy inside of Lucas move into the girl and make her feel serene and calm when she was with him so she could be more attracted to him.

The toy just had to…not be a nuisance.

But to sell all of this I had to deactivate myself and go into hibernation mode so I used up all my Turbo energy so it became believable and Lucas didn't realize it.

And now I realize I forgot to factor in the part of the plan where I actually went into a deep sleep and couldn't wake up.


Luckily, my intentions were strong enough that the Turbo energy was pre programmed to do what I tasked it to.

 I programmed the Turbo energy to 'invade' the human female.

This was all because the cat wanted me to help Lucas with his lady friend, and after thorough analysis we realized perfect control of Turbo energy causes arousal in the opposite sex.

That being said this needed me to be in hibernation so I couldn't even see anything that happened.

Authors note:

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