dinohigh, no humans allowed!

Chapter 15: chatroom 1 (intermission) dino haters anonymous



users in current forum-

spear chucker unlimited- scul

rocks are made for throwing- rok

hominid homicide- hh

dino destroyer xxx - dinx

- new post- school sucks!

rok- god. first day at school and everyone hates me. one person literally tried to kill me for no reason because she lost a fight. and i was an easier target to salvage her social standing. fucking lizards!

scul- yawn, just woke up bro. damn? wat happened.

dinx- ughh these pronounasaurs cant keep their issue to themselves. they have to take it out on us based red pilled skinny chads.

hh- did you at least win the fight anon?

rok- yeh i won. barely. she somehow snuck up on me and almost 1 tapped me and id be game ended by now if i didnt think fast and dodge. i think the principle was trying to kill me because i have a feeling he was the one who did it.

 

scul- wait wat how did no one hear.

hh- i bet he was talking in a dino noise range.

rok- yeh hh. it was cuz he was some sort of stem amphibian thingy ive never seen before. he looked like a croc with large gills. he could telepathically. talk to the girl and me. but im not sure if im just hallucinating.

scul- its not telepathy. its just subsonic targeted noise aimed at your inner ear. so only you can hear it.

rok- oh my bad. im not some science nerd. but i guess i should look that up. damn this place sucks. i can barely keep track at all the weird dinos i have seen here. some of them have next to no info on them online. at least on the human darknet.

hh- too bad dinos dont write this shit down. they just kinda inherently know all about it and can tell each other apart to some degree. and its all without words. so we cant look up on it.

dinx- we should try to gather info do. otherwise anon is good as dead. maybe we can spy on the social media and chats of the students at school.

scul- how the hell are we gonna do that do?

rok- hmmm i have access to the principles computer to some degree. at least the survalence part. he lent me the console for the security cameras. so i can observe the dinos behaviour as a way to educate myself but i can barely do it with all the classes and other bullshit i get myself into. i swear this place is a magnet to drama and life threatening altercation. its socially exhausting. i hate talking to people.

scul- bro same. i fucking hate other people i wish i could stay online forever and just never go back to the real world. i got called a new slur today so thats great. wanna hear it?

hh- can we focus on the plan

dinx- so wat was it?

hh- fucking morons

dinx- shut up homo. i want to hear the slur im gonna add it to my collection and think of a witty reply for you guys to use next time.

rok- thats a good idea.

scul- they called me a atlatl asshole. it was so weird.

hh- no way they are that cultured where you at?

dino- wat

rok- thats a type of spear throwing device made by humans used to commit hate crimes against dinos from long range back in the glory days.

dinx- ooooooooh that sounds lovely. i should add that to our human supremacist diy weapon guide for protestors.nothing like a historical weapon to use on the they/themasaurs!

hh- was/were after im done with them

scul- lol. it isnt a hate crime if i love doing! officer im innocent.

rok- hehehehe

hh- but seriously? wat was this about having acess to the schools security cameras. wat else do you have? can we get into the wife that way? do you have a student id card. those things are electronic. and they also have the wifi password on them. meaning they are individual access code. if we mail you a scanner. you can see someones chat history. and if we give you a usb to infect the system with a crawler softwarer. and that way we can acess any future contact lists and conversation they make.

rok- but the schools logs are scrubbed every half hour for the consoles not part of the master database.

dinx- its okay man. i have no life ill just read threw them all day. and find watever info they can.

rok- thanks but? wat is this about a scanner. i can easily do the usb thing. but the principle is sketchy as fuck. we might get ourselves in trouble if we use his console. aldo i think that teacher bitch left her computer. and with the principles refrence key for the system we could log in that way with the crawler and avoid seeing anything we shouldnt.

scul- why are you taking his side? dont tell me your going soft and sympathizing with the disgusting reptiles are you?

hh- we lost him folks

dinx- REPTILE LOVER. SOMEONE GOT JUNGLE FEVER!

rok- guys shut the fuck up im not attracted to men. especially evil older men.

dinx- ooooh

rok- shut up.

scul- i guess we are gonna have to spy on their text logs in shifts.

rok- but wait? how em i gonna get the student ids scanned anyways.

scul- uhh you go up to them someway and scan the id. you have to get up close do. otherwise it wont work. like tapping distance.

rok- im gonna die. i cant approach girls. i suck at talking to them. and they are afraid of humans.

hh- im sure youl find a way. that or you will die horribly. but its your only shot. so i suggest targeting the more social weaker ones. some one you can feel comfortable shuving into a wall and nabbing their id for a bit. or sneaking in a scan while they arent looking.

dinx- hay can you take pictures of them while your at it. its kinda hard to cathologue all of them if we dont know how they look.

rok-wait and im the reptile lover?

hh- allegedly

dinx- i need it for the archives. its for the catalogue so other anti dino bros on the forum can keep track on which species looks like what. and wat ways are best for assaulting them in a protest.

scul- power level. it sounds cooler and more intimidating.

rok- that sounds stupid.

scul- quiet! you have trash taste.

hh- sigh. idiots. okay okay. go get the picture too. we could probably use it to cross refrence any pictures on social media the crawler digs up.

we will send you the materials in a few days. i just have to scrounge up money for our little project.

rok- worry not about funds. im not broke anymore the school has given me a ton of allowance. due to favorable circumstances.

scul- huh so your rich now? or is that just wellfare money

dinx- fucking parasite for my tax money.

rok- eat shit. it was not your money guys its from the dinos. but not taxes it was from some mega corp asshole i got in exchange of me not smashing his daughters skull in.

hh- woah wait wat? you didnt tell us this part. youd think this is the first thing youd say.

dinx- dino pics are more important.

rok- uhuh?

scul- i hate dinos.

hh- wait if the money is tapped to the school. sending it to my account is a fucking smooth brain idea. theyd easily track you sending it to other humans. and get suspicious of our plans.

scul- so how are we gonna bypass this?

dinx- hay scul dont you work at some convience store that has delivery goods?

scul- yeh why?

dinx- well wat if we order a ton of stuff there. then once the money is in physical form. you break into it at night and steal it from the cash register.

hh- thats a shit plan and will get him arrested. then theyd investigate us and forum will be taken down with the everyone else.

dinx- fuck i dont know then!

scul- damn i had my crowbar ready. i hadnt use that thing since i hit some girl on the head riding her bike down the street.

hh- wat did she do to deserve that?

scul- she was a fucking dino.

rok- mood

rok- okay idea. wat if we buy stuff to a random source. we buy stuff like easy to re sell food and items that way we can make the money back from the purchase anonymously.

scul- re sale ay? i guess i could do that. marking up stuff we bought with your allowance.

hh- wait that is suspicious do. theyd look into that. we cant do that. be smarter with your plan and think harder on our cover story.

dinx- idea. wat if we buy it to be sent some pro dino charity. that helps out dinos. we can even give it to the more popular racist ones. that hate humans and other non dinos. so the cops will not think about it. cuz they never check those pro dino stuff for any suspicious things. since they secretly hope people do bad things with them to non dinos.

rok- thats the perfect irony. aiding a pro dino racist charity just so we can get money washed to take down dinos. its almost poetic.

hh- and this is humanitys. reprise


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