Douluo starts with the Pea Shooter

Huo Wu thought that if she pushed Lan Nuo into a corner, he would hit her. She hadn't figured out what it meant to crouch and defend with her head in her arms.

Lan Nuo, who was being pressed against the wall by her, threw a seed. With a bang, the seed grew into a huge pumpkin shell with a ghost face pattern on it, which looked very funny.

Lan Nuo's muffled voice came from the pumpkin shell: "As long as I don't fight back, the sheriff won't fine me! Come and hit me! Idiot!"

"Puff! What are you doing? You want to block the soul skills of a great soul master with just one layer of melon?" Huo Wu was amused by Lan Nuo. She didn't expect that this money-grubbing guy would have such a strange soul skill.

"Come and hit me if you have the guts! If you don't hit me, I'll leave!" Lan Nuo's voice came from the pumpkin, and then the pumpkin was seen moving slowly, like a snail crawling.

"You said it yourself, I'm not polite!" Huo Wu was eager to try, and released her martial spirit. The fiery red shadow behind her overlapped with her, and then flames rose on her palms, the first soul ring flickered, and the flames turned into arc-shaped light blades, slashing on the pumpkin shell.

Sizzle!

An unpleasant burning sound was heard, and then the aroma of roasted pumpkin wafted, and the entire surface of the pumpkin shell was roasted black.

Huo Wu knocked on the pumpkin shell: "Are you okay? You won't be steamed?"

Puff!

A hand suddenly stretched out from the pumpkin shell, broke off a piece of roasted pumpkin, and then retracted. The pumpkin took root in the ground again, and the place burned by the flames quickly returned to its original state. There was a crunching chewing sound from the pumpkin shell.

"Do you want to eat it? One copper coin per pound, it smells so good!" Lan Nuo tempted Huo Wu while chewing.

Huo Wu: "???"

You are such a business genius...

"Give me two pieces! I haven't eaten for a long time!" The sudden voice scared Huo Wu and her brother. I don't know when Master Mao sat on the big pumpkin and knocked on it.

"I hate you, a freeloader!" Lan Nuo cut a hole in the pumpkin and handed Master Mao a burnt piece.

"Two kids, let's stop here today! This is a pumpkin shell that can defend against thousand-year soul skills. You can't break it." Master Mao didn't mind the burnt pumpkin. He puffed his cheeks and said, "You can try it. I remind you that this kind of pumpkin shell can cover more than one layer. Even if you can break one layer of pumpkin, it's useless."

"No wonder even Yu Tianheng lost! What a powerful defensive martial spirit." Huo Wushuang said with admiration.

"You think it's a defensive spirit, so just treat it as a defensive spirit!" Master Mao didn't comment, and knocked on the pumpkin: "Let's go! Are you addicted to being teased by girls?"

"You are teased by girls, you are teased by a girl weighing more than 200 pounds!" Lan Nuo said unhappily.

Swish!

A cold light flashed, and the extremely solid three-layer pumpkin was cut open in an instant, revealing Lan Nuo who was confused inside. Master Mao's fingertips were on his chin, and his face showed a broken expression: "You! Are! Only! Teased! By! A! Girl! Who! Is! More! Than! 200! Jin!!"

"Fuck! Sarilang!" Lan Nuo's keen intuition told him that he must have accidentally touched on Master Mao's dark history.

"Goodbye!" As he said that, he pressed the spider silk launcher and quickly slipped away from the eaves.

Master Mao's expression was uncertain, and his mind was full of the unbearable past of living in another empire. It took him a long time to recover, and then he noticed that he had accidentally released his martial soul. The dark ten thousand year soul ring oppressed no one within a hundred meters around him. Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang even sat down on the ground, panting violently.

"Soul...Soul King!" Huo Wushuang murmured softly, his heart seemed to be grasped by a big hand of fear, and every beat seemed to be about to explode.

"Ah? Sorry, I just thought of something bad, I hope I didn't scare you! In fact, Lan Nuo is not a bad person. Apart from being black-bellied, greedy, vicious-tongued, psychotic, and unmotivated, he doesn't have any major shortcomings.

This is our address in Tiandou City, come and play when you have time! By the way, you remember the silver snow leopard! Two people can get a 30% discount for petting the cat together, how about it? The first snow is furry, do you want to pet it? Just pay, I think you are not short of money."

The cat master is showing his true colors, he wants to find someone to buy cats with him in a group, which can save a lot of money!

Huo Wu took the business card stupidly, and recalled the soft fur of the silver snow leopard. She couldn't help swallowing her saliva and shouted in her heart: "I also want a cute, soft pet that can be used as a thug!"

...

Facts have proved that humans are absolutely immune to cats. That afternoon, Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang came to the hotel under the Shengcai Chamber of Commerce. They sat at the bar and petted the cat happily. They wanted to bury their whole little face in the soft fur, and completely forgot that they were scared by it before. Their legs were weak.

Huo Wushuang stared at Chuxue who was lying lazily on the sofa with her belly exposed, fearing that this thousand-year soul beast would bite a piece of meat from his sister.

"Number one! Play a song, I want to listen to "The Longest Movie." Lan Nuo's equally lazy voice came. Adhering to the principle of lying down instead of sitting, Lan Nuo lay on the sofa at the door of the hotel.

"Lord Megatron, you can't do this, my voice will become hoarse! I am a powerful Decepticon, a warrior, not a singer! Decepticons don't need music!"

"Shengcai! Give him a whole plate of pig brains, remember to add more oil." After Lan Nuo said that, Liu Shengcai went to prepare it.

Decepticon No. 1: "..."

Dignity and food are both what he wants, but he can't have both...

"Our Beginning ~ is the longest movie ~"

"Hey! That's good! Don't poke ~ You can listen to paid songs at will, I want to listen to Jay Chou's songs a hundred times, a hundred times!"

As soon as Lan Nuo finished speaking, the BGM of No. 1 changed, becoming the exclusive BGM of NetEase Cloud Music, and there was a voice-over of a vicissitudes boy in the music: "Some people die at the age of 18 and are buried at the age of 80. They are all small people. Just live. You are really not needed by this world. I'm sorry for being born as a human."

"Gan! NetEase Cloud's stalk, play it once is enough! And you are not a human at all, you are a Decepticon, you don't have to apologize for not being able to give birth to a human!" Lan Nuo smashed a pea on the hood of No. 1, interrupting the spell.

"Ah! What is that? That car is not only horseless, but also can talk! Is it some magical soul beast?" Huo Wu's curiosity was immediately attracted by the singing car.

"Yes! Are you a soul beast? How about dismantling you to see if you have any soul rings?" Lan Nuo's eyes lit up.

"Our Beginning ~ is the longest movie ~" Number One instantly followed his heart, and in order to show that he was very useful, he played paid music with grievance.

"What is a movie?" Huo Wu stopped petting the cat and looked at the singing machine curiously.

"Uh... This is not easy to explain, Number One, can you play a movie?"

"Yes! Yes! I'll play it right now, what do you want to watch?"

Lan Nuo: "?!"

[To be continued]

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