Douluo: Unbeatable from Capturing a Goddess

The window shattered, scattering splinters everywhere.

Luo Yu's mouth hung open in shock; for a moment, he simply couldn't react.

He really hadn't anticipated that this kind of move was possible.

Did you protect the door?

And then you blow up my window?

Hiss—

Luo Yu felt a tingling sensation in his scalp.

With such a temper, it couldn't possibly be the Life God King. The Life God King was so gentle; how could she be so violent?

Could it be Nana catching me in the act?

The Boundless Universe Shield was still by the bed, too late to use now.

Especially during this moment of stun, a graceful figure swept through the illuminated window and into the room.

Green waterfall-like hair, breathtaking features and demeanor, and a willowy figure as delicate as a willow tree.

Urgency filled her beautiful eyes.

The Music Deity was dumbfounded.

Everything happened too fast for her.

This was more than she could handle emotionally, especially since it was her first time.

"Life?"

Luo Yu and the Music Deity were still on the carpet, staring at the sudden figure.

Not Gu Yuena?

Life God King?

For a moment, Luo Yu felt a heart-wrenching pain, wishing she hadn't picked up such violent tendencies as smashing windows.

The Life God King, seeing the two entangled before her, paused, her beautiful eyes freezing.

She stood there, stunned.

"You..."

"You all..."

Her complexion reddened at an astonishing pace.

"Ah!"

Unable to bear the shame, the Music Deity let out a sharp scream.

"Pop—"

She clumsily covered herself with clothes.

"Eh!!"

As someone who had been through many battles like Aquaman, Luo Yu thought he was psychologically tough, but even he was flustered by this situation, his mind buzzing.

However, the Music Deity's scream jolted him to his senses, and he quickly covered Music Deity's red lips with his hand.

"Little miss, you can't scream!"

Luo Yu broke out in a cold sweat.

If it were just the Life God King here, it might be explainable, but if they attracted Gu Yuena and the others, he was done for.

Luo Yu—dead!

Next year on this day would be his memorial day.

"Wuu wuu wuu—"

The Music Deity was frantic and nearly dying of shame.

Inside the Boundless Universe Shield, both the Charm Emperor and the Formation Emperor, after the shock of the window breaking, couldn't help but smile.

They found this scene too amusing.

The Charm Emperor took a bit of schadenfreude delight.

"Let this bad man get his comeuppance for wooing in our presence, heh; it's karma."

"Now I see he's completely screwed, done for," the Formation Emperor laughed, curious about how Luo Yu would handle the situation.

The room fell silent, filled with only the sound of three people's breathing.

The awkwardness peaked.

No one took the lead in speaking because they didn't know what to say.

Luo Yu took a deep breath.

He suppressed the feeling of social death that was surging like a tsunami inside him.

By now, what had happened had happened; he had to bite the bullet and figure out a way to resolve it.

"Ahem—"

"Life, what on earth are you doing in the middle of the night?"

"Trying to assassinate me for revenge on the Divine Realm?"

The Life God King, feeling incredibly awkward, put on a show of composure.

"Of course not."

"I had something important to tell you."

"But it seems I've come at a bad time."

"No, you've come at exactly the right time," Luo Yu answered reflexively amidst his nervousness and embarrassment.

The atmosphere in the room instantly became strange.

The Music Deity's pupils dilated, staring at Luo Yu in disbelief—what kind of audacious statement was that?

The Life God King was surprised too.

What do you mean by the right time? Are you suggesting I join you in your game?

After speaking, Luo Yu also realized his mistake.

He wanted to slap himself twice.

The memory of Li Xunhuan's scene was too vivid in his past life, leading him to subconsciously match the dialogue.

This is awkward.

Inside the Qiankun Cloak, Charm Emperor and Formation Emperor exchanged glances.

"This guy has some nerve, you know, getting caught in the act and not feeling ashamed but proud, and he even wants to drag the Life God King into it?"

Formation Emperor spit out disdainfully.

"I've seen ruffians, but I've never seen anyone as desperate as him."

Luo Yu forced a grin and said:

"Don't take it seriously, cough cough."

"I just thought the atmosphere was too tense and wanted to lighten the mood with a joke."

Music Deity's beautiful eyes were wide open.

Good gracious!

Is this really the time to joke around?

She was about to die of embarrassment here. It was a relief that the person who came in wasn't a proper lady or a man, otherwise she would really wish she could die right now.

Well, it seems she's already dead from embarrassment.

The Life God King is outwardly calm like an old dog, but inside, he's frantic as hell.

To leave or not to leave!

If he didn't leave, he'd feel uncomfortable all over, awkwardly digging his toes into the ground.

If he did leave, there were still urgent matters to discuss.

He bit his lips tightly.

Luo Yu started, "Well, if it's the middle of the night, can't we talk about whatever it is tomorrow? Is it really that urgent?"

The Life God King shook her head, her hair fluttering.

"It's urgent."

"It has to be discussed today."

"Hiss—"

Luo Yu started to speculate.

What kind of emergency could there be in the middle of the night?

It's not like they're looking for a firefighter like him to put out a fire.

But if it were Charm Emperor, he would believe it. The Life God King didn't seem like a woman ablaze.

Charm Emperor sneezed.

If he knew what Luo Yu was thinking, he would certainly ask with a cold face, "Is that polite?"

The Life God King spat out, "Could you two please put on your clothes first?"

"Then could you please turn around first?" Luo Yu responded.

The Life God King rolled her eyes.

"Pfft!"

"To this Divine King, all things are as trivial as weeds. Why would I concern myself with your mundane appearances?"

Luo Yu let out a meaningful "Oh."

No wonder you're not bothered about blushing.

No wonder you're not worried about what your crystal-clear toes are curling up for.

The Life God King turned away, listening to the rustling sounds behind, feeling her face grow hot and goosebumps about to emerge.

Do not let her Godly title fool you

Strictly speaking, she still was a maiden untouched.

"Are you done?"

Turning around, the Life God King saw that both were dressed properly, and she heaved a sigh of relief.

However, both parties were a bit embarrassed, so the air once again fell silent.

In a panic,

The Life God King happened to see some bloodstains on the white cloth, and noticing that Music Deity looked unscathed, she hastily asked with concern:

"Luo Yu, I remember you weren't injured today, so where did this blood come from?"

Upon these words,

Luo Yu was simply speechless.

Sister!

Do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to?

Oh my God!

Is this something you can ask?

Music Deity wished she could crawl into a hole. If she could win in a fight, she would now dearly love to bite the Life God King to death.

As for inside the Boundless Universe Shield,

"Giggle giggle—"

Charm Emperor laughed so hard she clutched her sides, rocking back and forth.

Formation Emperor also pursed her lips, trying to hold back her amusement.

Today's visit was totally worth it.

Beyond the ring, they had gained a whole lot of joy.

At this moment, the Life God King said with concern:

"If you're feeling unwell anywhere, just let me know."

"Everyone has their own expertise; my healing abilities are still quite strong."

Luo Yu slapped his forehead.

Please stop...

If you go on, even my thick-skinned defenses are going to break...