Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

When Oscar heard that Zhao Wou-ki was about to unload Luo Feiji's (Luo Tangji's eldest son) third leg, Oscar hurriedly yelled and stopped Zhao Wou-ki.

His yelling made Zhao Wou-ki feel very familiar, because it was exactly the equestrian term that he had yelled more than once.

"I, grass, armor, fish!"

Zao Wou-ki's thigh, which had already taken a step, was stopped by Oscar's shout.

He thought to himself: This little Oscar can be used very quickly! Does he treat me like a beast? Little naughty guy!

With an expression of disbelief, he looked back at Oscar and said with a smirk, "Little Oscar, do you have this hobby too?"

The corner of Oscar's mouth twitched slightly, and he thought to himself: This is obviously your own unique hobby, so you have to force it on others.

He quickly replied: "How can I like Uncle Chubby's hobbies! After all, our ages are so different, there is a generation gap!"

There is a generation gap! ! !

These three words lingered in Zhao Wuji's mind and never left for a long time.

Zhao Wuji said with firm eyes: "Xiao Ao Daigou, you don't need to call me, I've made up my mind, even if you call turtle it's useless, I said it!"

Zhao Wou-ki raised his head and held his chest high and arrogantly, as if he would not give up until he reached his goal.

Oscar said from the side: "Uncle Chubby, you can't take off the third leg of the Luo waste machine now! If you go now, you will add big trouble to Shrek Academy under the eyes of everyone!"

"Uh~ I didn't say I'm going to unload the third leg of the Luo waste machine! I just want to go to the toilet. I drank too much salt water. tell you."

Zao Wuji clamped his two rough legs together and walked towards the toilet with a straight step.

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Oscar and Xiao Wu looked at Zhao Wuji who was running away with bewildered expressions.

Oscar thought to himself: He was filled with righteous indignation when he scolded, and smashed the table in anger, thinking that he couldn't bear to take revenge, but he was in a hurry to go to the bathroom.

This contrast is so great that ordinary people cannot bear it.

Oscar smiled bitterly and asked, "Uh! Is this old Zhao kidding us?"

Xiao Wu said fiercely at the side: "Huh~ That's right, that's right, Xiao Wu thought he was going to take off someone else's thigh!"

Xiao Wu's expression changed suddenly, she shook Oscar's arm and said, "Big Brother, Big Brother, what do you mean by the third leg? Don't all people have two legs? Xiao Wu has a third leg. Legs?"

Oscar was a black thread, Xiao Wu's question really made him not know how to answer, he couldn't tell Xiao Wu that she didn't have this third leg!

He said to Xiao Wu gently: "Xiao Wu, you are still young, you will understand naturally when you get older."

"Hmph ~ big brother also bullies Xiao Wu, you are not a few years older than Xiao Wu, you always say that Xiao Wu is younger!" Xiao Wu said with a puffed up face.

Oscar put his arms around Xiao Wu's slender waist and said, "Xiao Wu is good, let's wait for Lao Zhao to come back and continue listening to his storytelling!"

Xiao Wu looked at Oscar affectionately with a reddish face and said, "Yes! Big brother, Xiao Wu hasn't showered for two days, is it going to stink to death!"

"Why does my Xiao Wu stink! Xiao Wu is the most fragrant, let the big brother taste how delicious it is! Ouch~" Oscar opened his mouth and bit Xiao Wu's pink face.

"Oh~ big brother, you made Xiao Wu so itchy! Hehehe~" Xiaowu laughed while pushing Oscar halfway.

Xiao Wu blocked Oscar's mouth with her hand and said with a smile: "Brother, let's stop playing now. Uncle Fatty is about to come back. Let's play again after Xiao Wu takes a shower at night!"

"Oh~ ho!" Oscar quickly nodded in agreement.

At this time, Zhao Wuji also just walked in, he saw Oscar and Xiao Wu's sitting postures and turned a blind eye, he still found the seat and lay down.

"Hmm~ It's comfortable! I haven't felt this comfortable for a long time. I finally don't have to worry about Shrek Academy anymore!" Zhao Wuji said enjoying himself while lying on the recliner.

"Gulu~" sounded, this sound was particularly loud in the quiet Flanders shop, and the source of the direction was Zhao Wou-ki's position.

He rubbed his stomach, and said without blushing, "Little Oscar! Uncle Chubby is hungry, what shall we have for dinner?"

Oscar changed his cute expression before, now his expression is very serious, like a charterer.

He pinched his waist and came to Zhao Wuji's ear and said: "Uncle Fatty, please pay the cost of the meal and the damage to the building first, and then think about what to eat at night, otherwise what you are saying now They are all tasteless and I can’t even smell them.”

"..." Looking at Oscar's current posture, Zao Wou-ki has a headache, and what annoys him most is such Oscar.

He said bitterly: "I can pay the compensation for that table, because I made the call, but didn't you say before that if I gave you the little black snake, you wouldn't care about the money I paid for the meal? Little Oscar How can you go back on your word? You are not a real man!"

Oscar nodded and said earnestly: "That's right! You're right, what I said was that you brought me the little black snake belt, so I waived your meal money! You haven't given it to me yet, I Of course it’s money for food.”

Zhao Wuji was speechless by Oscar. He was right. He had indeed said that before, but he didn't pay attention. How could he expect Oscar to take advantage of this loophole!

He felt that Oscar was absolutely suitable to be a businessman, because he was black-hearted enough and thick-skinned, these two points met the conditions for being a black-hearted businessman.

In order to be able to eat the food made by Oscar, he had no choice but to compromise and said helplessly: "Forget it, is it because I give you the little black snake, so you don't want me to waste money for the meal?"

Oscar smiled brightly and said, "Of course! Whoever lied to you is a puppy!"

Zhao Wou-ki stretched out his hand to untie his little black snake, and threw it to Oscar without showing any distress.

He smirked and said, "Hey hey hey! I gave it to you, so I don't have to pay for the meal!"

Oscar looked at the little black snake belt in his hand and felt a little unreal. Was he being tricked by him?

Didn't I trick him?Now it's a win-win situation?

How did he know what Zao Wou-ki was thinking, he was a teacher in Shrek, he ate, drank and slept in Shrek Academy, this little black snake was really useless to an old man like him.

If they hadn't gone to the Hunting Forest, he wouldn't even store the meat.

Therefore, this little black snake belt is a dispensable item for him. He can exchange it for Oscar's future meals, which is simply too cheap.

But how could Oscar make Zao Wou-Ki happy?

He said to Xiao Wu next to him: "Xiao Wu, big brother will teach you how to bark like a dog, woof woof..."

Zhao Wou-ki was dumbfounded: I am not a human being, but you are a real dog!