Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

If Oscar really did this, then his end would definitely be very happy!How cool it is is unknown.

Oscar now wants to understand the ethics of his God of Cookery system, this system just wants him to be a bachelor!

As long as I have even the slightest evil thoughts about women on Douluo Dalu, the system will issue me difficult side missions to make our relationship dry!

This was really uncomfortable, Oscar wanted to prove that he was right, so he took a test.

He fantasized about the spring, summer, autumn and winter dreams he had that night. She dreamed of the grown-up Xiao Wu and Hu Liena that night!

And what he wanted to test now was Hu Liena. In his mind, he imagined that Hu Liena was wrapping her long legs around his body, and his hands didn't know what they were exploring. In his mind, he sketched out various peach blossoms. picture.

I want to play with her fox tail! ! !

"Ding! It is detected that the host has very lewd thoughts, hereby release a long-term side mission: recognize Hu Liena as a godsister!"

"Mission reward: The host's soul power level has been increased by three levels!"

I just knew that the system wanted him to be a bachelor!

Although the rewards for this task are very generous, and it is a long-term task, that is to say, he can complete it at any time, but even so, this task is really too difficult.

The task of accepting Hu Liena as a younger sister is also not easy. This little beauty is the golden generation of the Spirit Hall. She always plays in the Hall of Spirits. Not to mention completing the task, it is difficult even to meet her.

After Oscar detected the method to trigger the side mission, he didn't want to fantasize about all the women on Douluo Continent. After all, he was afraid that a woman like a snake woman would suddenly appear in his mind. What about grandma!

While he was thinking about the system tasks, he felt a warmth coming from his hand, and this warmth was all too familiar to him, of course it was Xiao Wu's little hand holding him.

Xiao Wu took his hand and said anxiously: "Brother, let's go! Why don't you move?"

Oscar quickly came to his senses. Although he promised Xiao Wu that he would be happy just now, his legs didn't move. Fortunately, Xiao Wu didn't think too much. When he found that he didn't move, he stretched out his hand to hold him, otherwise he would It's really hard to explain.

Oscar scratched the back of his head and said sheepishly: "Brother's feet were a little numb just now..."

Before Oscar finished speaking, Xiao Wu quickly turned around and asked worriedly: "Brother, are you paralyzed? Xiao Wu rub it for you!"

Oscar thought with a dark face: Xiao Wu, is she scolding me?

Oscar shook his head and hurriedly replied: "It's all right now, let's go quickly! Old Zhao should still be waiting for us outside!"

"Hmm~ Xiao Wu hates this place. Xiao Wu wants to go somewhere else to buy buns for his wife!" Xiao Wu responded.

Oscar decided that after they got home, he must explain to Xiao Wu the meaning of husband and wife. He didn't want to be called his wife by Xiao Wu in the future, after all, he was still very active.

Oscar and Xiao Wu held hands and happily walked towards the door.

"stop!"

A very young male voice sounded.

With so many people in the store, Oscar and Xiao Wu certainly wouldn't think they were being called, they still walked outside with cheerful steps.

"Stop them both!" The young voice sounded again.

This time Oscar and Xiao Wu knew they were being called, because a row of women with heavy makeup appeared in front of them. These women held their waists and held out their chests to block their steps.

When Oscar and Xiao Wu saw that the way forward was blocked, they also turned around and looked behind.

What caught their eyes was a young man in a white shirt and a pair of black leggings.

If this suit is worn on a very thin young man, it will definitely look particularly heroic.

But Oscar and Xiao Wu saw that this person was not only not thin, but also extremely fat. His shirt wrapped around his fat body, forming swimming circles.

And the leggings on his lower body are even more beautiful, how should I describe it?His two thighs were like four fat sausages, stretched to death.

And his head is also very funny, because there is too much meat on his face, the meat on the two big faces fell down, especially his two eyes, which were almost squeezed by the meat on his face , leaving only two very small gaps.

It looks like...

His bizarre attire, coupled with his oily face, made him look like a typical nouveau riche.

If it wasn't for hearing his voice, no one would have believed that the fat man would be a young guy, and those who didn't know would definitely think he was a middle-aged man in his tens!

And he was sitting on a special chair enjoying the imperial treatment, surrounded by a group of young girls wiping his sweat, fanning him, feeding him fruit, and tasting the sorbet in his mouth.

Oscar was really envious when he saw this scene. He immediately blocked the fat man who couldn't bear to look at him and imagined him sitting on a chair...

"Hee hee hee, big brother, look at this fat man, he is so funny! He is so fat, and he still wears tight clothes, doesn't he feel tight?" Xiao Wu pointed at the fat man. Oscar laughed.

"Maybe he likes a tight feeling!" Oscar said with a smirk.

Hearing their ridicule, the fatty yelled angrily, "Shut up, you two brats really came here uninvited! Huh~"

"Whoo~"

It was only because he was too fat, he gasped for breath after yelling this sentence, and continued to yell: "You are Oscar and Xiao Wu! Hu~hu~"

Oscar shook his head when he heard his words and said indifferently: "Fatty, you have mistaken people, we are not the two people you said!"

"Whoo~"

This fat man learned to be smart, this time he took a breath first, and shouted again: "I heard it just now, she said her name is Xiao Wu! Who else are you lying to? Hu~hu~"

Oscar raised his head and chest and said, "Fat man, since you know that we are your grandpa and grandma, why don't you hurry up and kowtow to us?"

Xiao Wu was also imitating Oscar's appearance at the side, she pinched her waist, raised her head high, and said to the fat man with her nostrils: "Fat man, come and see your grandma Xiao Wu!"

"Phew~ I beg your grandfather to give me a leg~ You and that Zhao Wuji broke my younger brother Pu Baichu's third leg, how can I spare you, you came here today uninvited, what an eye opener! Huh~huh~ Phew~" the fat man roared excitedly.

Oscar asked in surprise when he heard his words: "Your brother is Pu Baichu? Then who are you? You can't be called Pu Chu!"

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