Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Chapter 82 There are no students in Shrek Academy!



Afterwards, Oscar made a candlelight dinner for them. As for why it was called a candlelight dinner, because he made a love cake for Xiao Wu. There were candles on the cake, and candles in the room.

If it weren't for the two light bulbs Flender and Zao Wou-ki, this room would definitely be very sweet and warm.

The two people, who were brighter than the light emitted by the candles, took a few bites of the cake under Xiao Wu's light. They extended their thumbs up and praised it on the spot.

But since they have tasted the cake, of course they will not give up the cake easily, they really don't want Bilian.

On the grounds that it is not good for children to eat too much sweet, they divided the remaining cake in half! ! !

Oscar had a deep understanding of their ethics, so he had already expected that the two of them would rob each other, so he took out an identical cake and placed it in front of Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up when she saw the new love cake, she just thought it was snatched away by those two old men who didn't want Bilian!

Oscar quickly cut a small piece for Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu happily ate it, and her mouth was covered with cream, she looked very cute.

Oscar was about to wipe her off, but Xiao Wu hurriedly avoided, Xiao Wu pouted her cute little mouth and said mischievously: "Big brother, Xiao Wu wants to kiss!"

After Oscar heard it, his deer immediately started to bump into it. How could he refuse such a good thing!

He didn't care about the two light bulbs. He hurriedly put his mouth to them. A minute passed...

Two minutes have passed...

Three minutes later, they finally separated reluctantly. If they hadn't felt a little out of breath, they would never have separated.

Oscar looked at Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu looked at Oscar. They laughed stupidly, because they found that there was more cream around their mouths, and it was still wet, and they almost pulled the hair out!

Flanders and Zao Wou-Ki, the two light bulbs, had already turned their backs and licked their fingers.

They licked their fingers, of course because their cakes had been finished long ago? But they were so embarrassed by Oscar and Xiao Wu that they didn't know what to do.

So they had no choice but to stick out their tongues and lick the cream on their fingers. This action was really disgusting and greasy. Greasy is really a good way to describe the two of them.

Of course they won't care about Oscar and Xiao Wu's intimate actions, because they are just children!

And Flender raised Xiao Wu as his daughter-in-law. As for Zao Wou-ki next to him, of course he would say that I did the same.

Xiao Wu's face turned red and she leaned on Oscar's chest. Her belly was once again enlarged by Oscar!

Oscar looked at the half of the cake left. He said to Flanders and Zao Wuji who were facing the wall in thought: "Ahem, Uncle Four Eyes? Uncle Fatty, we have eaten, but you ate all this before you were full." Bar!"

Flanders and Zao Wou-Ki turned around in an instant. They were like two cute puppies who saw the bones and rushed towards the cake like crazy.

Oscar felt very helpless. Are these two strong soul saints?Are you sure this is not a refugee who has experienced a natural disaster?

After the two of them swept through each other, their bellies were also enlarged. Oscar was glad that they did not say that their bellies were enlarged by him. Otherwise, he would definitely faint to death.

After filling their stomachs with salt soda and cake, they started chatting freely. They chatted all over the world, including Little Cai Lin and the five titled beasts.

When Flanders heard that Oscar had a pet animal that could fight against Zao Wuji, he was stunned on the spot and stayed calm for half an hour.

After he recovered, he started complaining to Zhao Wuji again. Shrek Academy was short of funds again!

This made Zhao Wuji look helpless. He would never tell him that he had fifty gold soul coins in his hand? And Oscar and the others couldn't!

Flender must be cruel to this. If you reveal that you have money, he will definitely pester you shamelessly. Lend the money in your hand. As for the loan, of course it is a meat bun and a dog. No return.

Just like now he said to Zao Wuki that funds were tight? Of course he had to pay the salary he had just given to Zao Wuki.

"Old Zhao~ Our Shrek Academy... Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Before Flender could speak, he noticed that Zhao Wuji was walking towards the door, and he quickly asked, "Old Zhao, where are you going? Do you want me to accompany you?"

Zhao Wuji turned around and said happily: "Okay! I just happened to go to pay back the money. Dean, just pay it back for me!"

Flanders hurriedly pretended to hold his stomach and ran to the toilet, shouting as he ran: "Ouch~ Why does my stomach hurt! Old Zhao, you can go alone, I can't do it anymore, I want to go out!"

The corners of Zhao Wou-ki's mouth raised slightly, and he still used this trick, I have already been tricked by you once, the so-called "getting a trap, gaining wisdom, how could I still be fooled by you!"

"Big brother, why did the four-eyed uncle say he was leaving the palace! Why didn't he enter the palace?" Xiao Wu questioned in Oscar's arms.

Oscar quickly replied: "Of course it's because he has already entered the palace!"

Flender also slipped out after Zao Wou-ki left, and now he has a sad face, because their Shrek funds have become a problem again!

This made Oscar next to him very curious. Shrek Academy never accepts ordinary people, but only accepts monsters.

There were not many students in Shrek Academy, and he was still two years away from the age of six, and none of the Shrek Seven Devils came.

Now Oscar even doubts whether there are any students in Shrek Academy. What places in Shrek Academy are so wasteful?

He couldn't help but asked Flender in his heart: "How many students are there in Shrek Academy, Uncle Four Eyes? Why do you keep saying that funds are tight?"

"Uh~" Being asked about this by a child made Flender feel a little uncomfortable. He felt that his face hurt a little now, as if someone had slapped his mouth.

Flender sighed, shook his head and said helplessly, "Hey~ Shrek Academy has no students now!"

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~ there isn't a single student?" Oscar asked in disbelief.

Although Oscar and Xiao Wu didn't have salt soda in their mouths, it didn't stop them from spraying it out.

This Flender actually said that Shrek Academy has no students, as an academy, there are no students, this is like there is no wife in a wife cake, which makes people feel particularly ridiculous!

Wife cake, there is no wife in the wife cake. What do you call wife cake? It’s so ridiculous!

There are no students in the same college. What kind of college do you call it? Wouldn't it be better to call it a mental hospital?

Oscar felt incredible that there were no students in Shrek Academy, how could there be no students in Shrek Academy?


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