Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Chapter 30



Everyone was shocked....

A small anchor was offered a million-dollar bounty abroad...

Information that was enough to explode...

Many people remained silent unless the official announcement was made...

"Stop talking nonsense, you guys?"

"As for my five thousand yuan, I borrowed it with my own ability, why should I hand it over? When that guy comes back to China, I can return it to him. I am keeping it for him in disguise. Isn't it illegal?"

"As for the million-dollar bounty abroad? I am a first-class good citizen, so I naturally believe that we are the safest country in the world, and the people are protected, so there is no need to worry..."

Lin Dong explained shamelessly.

This is five thousand dollars, which can at least buy a beggar version of Apple hand chicken. In the past, you had to beg your waist to buy it, but now you can get it easily...

"Dog... What a fucking dog, this anchor is in ancient times, just like an adult, corrupt and perverting the law, always talking about benevolence and morality, but in the end he asked if the victims of the disaster are still human beings?"

"Haha... Well done, why should you hand over the money you borrowed with your own ability? Haha... I have never seen such a shameless person..."

"It's really a small knife pulling the ass, it's really eye-opening... The anchor deserves to be a big star, with a lot of side jobs and strong professionalism..."

"Hello everyone... Do you remember that I am a bath center? Welcome anchor to experience life..."

"Report... Someone is advertising..."

"Report..."

"Report plus nine Nineteen..."

A group of fans were really impressed...

No wonder he could escape from the police station every time he was caught, and even win a good reputation after his death. He is really a master...

This day is destined to be extraordinary...

He Lin Dong occupied three hot searches and was hotly discussed by the whole network...

→_→Shocking... A big anchor blatantly embezzled and perverted the law, secretly swallowed 5,000 yuan, coveted other people's wives, and took secret photos. Is this moral degradation or human distortion...

→_→How can such a person be praised by the People's Daily? Please see the love-hate relationship between a certain anchor and 5,000 yuan. It is recommended to directly detain him...

→_→Five thousand yuan can test a person's character. Some anchors have already lost their morals...

→_→Shocking, a certain anchor has become a super roll king since the crackdown on pornography and illegal publications, and even the old man in the park is not spared. Are you unemployed?

→_→A certain anchor exposed the darkness of the fraud world, textbook-like operation, and was offered a million-dollar reward by foreign countries to take the head...

One by one, the topic parties were forwarded by major bloggers...

Because Lin Dong brought his own traffic, he became a star on the Internet, illuminating the entire Internet, short videos, major websites...

They couldn't believe it. This guy has been tossing around, why is he still alive, it's simply unscientific...

Lin Dong's face was full of black lines. I just have a few side jobs, how can I become the king of money? It's even more of a joke for the whole people...

Lin Dong was too lazy to pay attention to them. After breakfast...

I delivered two orders on an electric bike Takeaway...

"Hello sir....your takeaway has arrived..."

"Please send it to the tenth floor for me. By the way...the elevator is broken today. Please run to the store at the door and buy a bottle of Happy Fat House Water. Otherwise, I will give you a bad review..."

"You said you won't eat it? I'll help you deal with it..."

"Fuck...believe it or not, I will report you?"

Beep...

Lin Dong hung up the phone...

It's really ridiculous...

The elevator is broken...

You asked me to run ten floors to buy a bottle of Happy Fat House Water. I ate a ten-dollar takeaway and I'm still being pretentious. Am I afraid you will report me? What a joke...

I didn't deliver a single order. According to the reward and punishment system, today's trip was in vain, and I even lost money. It was really frustrating, but I couldn't do anything because there were too many loopholes in the rules...

"You haven't had any side jobs in the past few days? It's really a loss of both the wife and the army. Let's eat some fast food to calm down..."

Lin Dong looked around. People in the surrounding factories started to get off work, looking tired. They worked on the assembly line all day long, like zombies. It was really painful.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating the undertaker. The tools for committing crimes have been placed in the system space. Please find the task location quickly..."

System prompt.

"Fuck... undertaker? And the tools for committing crimes? Why do I feel like I'm going to commit a crime..."

Lin Dong was so sad that he couldn't cry...

After he finished his lunch box, he bought a bottle of Happy Fat House Water and rode his electric bike around, looking for the location. He went around a few times, but there was no movement. Could it be that he couldn't find it today?The crime scene?

He went out of the city in a straightforward manner and headed for some villages outside the city. As soon as he entered the intersection, people were coming and going, and it seemed very lively.

Cars were passing by one after another on the road, without much fanfare. After paying a little attention, he saw that several city leaders had arrived. No wonder that in some cities, local people are the rich and powerful...

"Brother...what are you doing?" Lin Dong asked one of them.

"A respected elder in our village passed away. What's wrong? You look like a thief. What do you want to do?"

The man became very alert. This guy was wearing a yellow robe and was a real delivery man. Otherwise, he would not want to pay attention to him...

Lin Dong was stunned. Why did this guy look like he was guarding against thieves? Something was wrong, but he didn't know what it was?

"Haha...brother...don't be nervous, I'm a funeral director, this is my bread and butter..."

Lin Dong took out a trumpet and grinned, as if it was a real funeral procession, because suona is the king of happy funerals, and when suona sounds, it can report to heaven and earth.

"Okay... Come with me! Just leave the tram outside. As for the live broadcast, don't take any random shots..."

After the man took a look and found no problem, he took Lin Dian in, because they happened to be short of a suona. It was really a clever move, because no one came to the door after the advertisement was posted a few days ago...

The village is very simple and well-connected. It is worthy of being a rural area in the city. The road is full of cameras. A large ancestral hall can be seen from a distance. It has a history of at least 500 years...

All the way in, there are white strips hanging all over the place. There is a large pond in front. In front of the ancestral hall, in standard Cantonese style, there is a square on the left...

Today, there are a lot of people, and some city leaders. I don't know what big shot died, and a group of respected guys came to the funeral, which surprised Lin Dong...

But the dead are the greatest, and comforting the dead is the real blessing...

This time, the side job of the funeral master will not be caught by the police again, right?

Lin Dong underestimated it. He looked around and found nothing wrong. After all, it was a village outside the city, with people coming and going every day, very lively...

(Your handsome anchor is online, experience a new side job, and bury the old man in the village. A piece of suona is soul-stirring, and pedestrians on the road are about to die... and then send everyone off...)

After a title was drafted...

Lin Dong officially opened the live broadcast room...

"Damn... The anchor finally started broadcasting... No... Is this for a funeral? Damn... It's noon, can it be a little more auspicious?"

"This title scared me to death... I thought everyone was sent away..."

"Upstairs... You are talking nonsense, I blew up your Guangdong Province, really..."

"Hehe... .This is a big internet celebrity with 100,000 online users, going to a funeral? Isn't it a bit melodramatic? Not auspicious at all..."

"Host... We know that you have a hoarse voice and can send everyone away. You can't really get a funeral director to play the suona. Please come back and sing Dinosaurs against Wolves, Wolfs against Wolfs!"

"I'm scared... Will the host send everyone away..."

"This is really ridiculous... Xiaodao pulled his pants pocket and opened his asshole... A good star, an internet celebrity, is not a good star, but a funeral..."

A group of black people in the live broadcast room...

Lin Dong doesn't care about them...

Bring his suona up...

"Brother... How much red envelopes are there for playing the suona here? I won't play less..." Lin Dong asked.

"Don't worry... It's good, the red envelope is not less than 888..." The man patted Lin Dong on the shoulder and said.

"Do you still provide meals?"

"I promise to give you a feast..."

Lin Dong seems to be a little bit off, but he also seems to be fine...


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