Hokage: Tsunade is pregnant, I can only become stronger!

Looking at Tsunade, who was as white as jade, Xiao Yun couldn't help being amazed. Although he had seen it before, watching it again still made his blood boil.

He meows!
Xiao Yun couldn't help but chuckle, and said to himself: "I'm a fucking genius, Oscar really missed me a statuette, come on! It's time to charge!"

As soon as Xiao Yun finished speaking, he pouted impatiently and moved his head closer.

At this moment, Tsunade suddenly opened his eyes, staring at Xiao Yun
Finished!

Revealed!
Papapa, Xiao Yun's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help but slapped himself on the mouth. Why didn't he control his mouth at the critical moment?

"Xilai"

"Tsunade, listen to my sophistry...listen to my explanation"

Tsunade suddenly pressed his left hand against Xiao Yun's forehead gently, and made a motion of silence with his right hand.

嘭

Tsunade flicked easily, Xiao Yun let out a scream, and flew out straight up, hitting the wall.

Tsunade jumped up angrily, and walked towards Xiao Yun eagerly.

"Tsunade, calm down, you're still pregnant!"

Xiao Yun was terrified, this was really a steal.

"Calm down, you're paralyzed, my old lady told you to pretend, to make you want to do something wrong to me"

Tsunade swung his arms round, and punched Xiao Yun fiercely.

……

Konoha Medical Room

"Who are the family members of the patient?" A Konoha medical ninja in a white coat came out with a report card

"Me! Doctor, how is Xiao Yun doing?"

Mute came over.

"Eight broken ribs, comminuted fracture of the left arm, massive bleeding from the aorta, broken lung lobe...you go and pay the fee"

The medical ninja left after speaking.

Jing Yin froze in place, last night it was just a fever, how could a fever make a person like this?
"Master Tsunade, what happened to Xiao Yun?"

Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously, the injury was obviously caused by someone beating, and only Tsunade was with him from yesterday to now.

"This bastard... Forget it, you go and pay the money"

Tsunade left the hospital angrily.

Five days later, Xiao Yun was still lying on the bed with bandages all over his body. He looked like a mummy, with a look of "pain" on his face from time to time. In fact, he had fully recovered just yesterday.

It's all thanks to Mutun Chakra, it's amazing
"Death Tsunade is the most poisonous woman's heart. The ancients never deceived me. Sooner or later, labor and management will push you to the ground and make you cry, cry, cry, Jamaica."

Xiao Yun said viciously.

"What did you say?" A cold voice sounded from Xiao Yun's side, and Tsunade came to his side at some point.

"No...it's nothing." Xiao Yun was scared to death.

"Tomorrow, you will go to the ninja training class for my old lady. Remember that you only have one year to be promoted to the ninja. If you don't finish it, I will castrate you so that you don't have to harm others."

"I can't get out of bed!"

"Are you pretending to be an old lady again? Believe it or not, I will make you never get up in bed!"

Xiao Yun: &*@×
……

Muye Village

ninja training room
"Hi everyone, please welcome the new classmate—Xiao Yun with the warmest applause!"

Papapa

There was thunderous applause.

Xiao Yun walked into the classroom slowly, and when he saw the students inside, his head was instantly blackened.

A special elementary school student!

Although I look younger, I still look like a college student no matter what.

Thinking that he will be in the same class as a group of elementary school students from today on, Xiao Yun couldn't help but run wild in his heart.

"Ah Lika died because of Zai Yima. This is the first time we meet, please take care of me. My name is Xiao Yun, everyone can call me Xiao Sang!"

Xiao Yun bowed at a 90° angle, and performed a standard salutation of His Majesty the Colonel, just do as the Romans do!

"Wow, it's diarrhea! Xiao Sang is so handsome!"

"Wow, Xiao Sang's blue hair is so elegant."

"Haruno Sakura, Sasuke-kun will give it to you, Xiao Sang is mine!"

……

Xiao Yun smiled lightly, a bunch of little kids, handsome guys who know how to fuck, and when it comes to handsome, what I admire most in my life is that blue star network code word migrant worker whose pen name is Blue Star No. [-] Handsome Haoge.

At this time, Xiao Yun was not in the mood to listen to these little girls praising him. He had to become a Chunin within a year, otherwise he would not be able to get rid of the ending of becoming Eunuch Xiao.

"Iruka Saisai, where is my place?"

Xiao Yun politely looked at the ninja in front of him who was about the same age as him.

"Xiao Sang, your position is in the middle position at the end"

As soon as Iruka said this, the girls in the classroom suddenly sighed.

Xiao Yun walked quickly to the end and sat down, only to see two people sitting on the last row of seats, a blond boy sleeping soundly,

The other is a boy dressed in Uchiha clan costumes looking out of the window with a gloomy face.

Their names are ready to come out, Uchiha Erzhuzi and Taizi Uzumaki Naruto.

I didn't expect that I was assigned to the same class as the male number one and male number two in Naruto.

"Everyone, today we will learn how to use Chakra"

After Iruka paused for a moment, he looked at all the students in the class and said, "Before that, I would like to ask you, what is Chakra?"

"I know, Iruka-sensei!"

A handsome girl with pink hair raised her hand high.

"I know too"

The girl's seatmate also raised her hand at the same time.

Iruka smiled, looked at one of them, and said, "Ino, you answer."

"Chakra refers to the power produced by the perfect fusion of the energy of the various parts controlled by the human body. It is the energy source for performing ninjutsu, illusion, physical skills and enhancing combat strength."

"Well, that's a good answer, anyone else want to add?" Iruka asked.

"Teacher, I'm coming"

Sakura said eagerly.

Iruka smiled and nodded in agreement.

"In a word, chakra is the energy body in our body! In nature, there are seven kinds of fire, wind, thunder, earth, water, yang, and yin. When the properties of the two chakras change at the same time, a new escape technique will be produced, which is called "blood succession limit".

"For example: wind + water = ice, soil + water = wood. Usually only a very small number of ninjas can develop this new escapism by themselves, such as calming the troubled times, the first Hokage who created Konoha was born with wood attribute chakra"

Sakura spoke eloquently.

"Sakura answered very well, please sit down!" Iruka smiled in satisfaction.

Hearing this, Sakura proudly looked at her deskmate Ino.

"You are so proud! The little watch is smashed"

Ino muttered softly.

"You are the little watch smasher, your whole family is the little watch smasher"

Haruno Sakura snapped back immediately.

"Haruno Sakura, it's class time now, I won't quarrel with you, just wait for me at the door after school, and see if I don't tear your mouth apart"

Ino looked at Sakura viciously.

"I will be afraid of you? Whoever doesn't come will be a granddaughter!"

After finishing speaking, the two turned around angrily at the same time, without looking at each other.

"Both Ino and Sakura are very good, so next, we will conduct the Chakra detection session, and students who have called their names please come to me."

After speaking, Iruka took out something similar to an iPad

……