Honkai Impact 3rd: Catching the Herrscher of Sentience at the Start

Fu Shi glanced at the girl named Stelle and, after hearing her inner thoughts, said, "...Maybe she's waiting for CPR?"

Dan Heng, "..."

Fu Lin, "..."

March, "..."

Stelle, "...Thank you very much."

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"Ahem! My name is March 7th, and this expressionless guy is Dan Heng. What are your names?" March 7th coughed lightly and introduced herself, then pointed at Dan Heng.

Dan Heng, "..."

Fu Lin and Fu Shi exchanged glances, then tacitly struck a pose.

Fu Lin said, "Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll graciously tell you!"

Fu Shi said, "To prevent the world from being harmed, to protect the peace of the world!"

Still lying on the ground, Stelle hurriedly jumped up, spread her fingers on her forehead, placed one hand horizontally under her chin, twisted her waist, and said, "To embody love and true evil, the cute and charming villains!"

"Fu Lin."

"Fu Shi."

Stelle glanced left and right at Fu Lin and Fu Shi, then said, "...Fu Stelle?"

Fu Lin, "....."

Fu Shi, "....."

Dan Heng covered his eyes, unable to bear watching, while March 7th criticized, "If you're going to introduce yourselves, just do it—what's with the posing?"

"Dad, Mom, it seems we've been rejected," Stelle said with a serious expression.

"Dad? Mom? You two are siblings, right…"

"Wait, you mean... Close relatives having kids really does cause brain issues!"

March 7th was shocked, pointing at Fu Lin, then Fu Shi, and finally looking at Stelle with pity.

"Dad, Mom, you're siblings? No wonder I'm so abnormal... Waaaaa!" Stelle covered her mouth, looking incredulous at Fu Lin and Fu Shi, then threw herself into March 7th's arms, sobbing loudly.

But away from everyone's view, the corners of her mouth were subtly lifted.

"It's not your fault; it's your parents..." March 7th comforted Stelle, patting her head, then glared at Fu Lin.

Dan Heng also cast a disdainful look.

"It's okay, I've never blamed my parents," Stelle said with teary eyes, looking like a well-behaved child.

Fu Lin, "...Look at me, I'm only eighteen! How could I possibly have a daughter this big?!"

Fu Shi, "I... Forget it, I won't explain."

But Stelle didn't seem to let Fu Lin off the hook and continued, "Dad, you're still so handsome, but are you really disowning me as your daughter? I know I'm not very obedient, but I can change~"

March 7th, "Staring~"

Fu Lin, "...." This is bad. Even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn't clear my name now.

Dan Heng reminded, "This place is under attack by the antimatter legion. Let's head back to the main control cabin first; the space station personnel are all there."

"Oh right, I almost forgot about the important stuff. The Astral Express is also parked there, so don't worry about the monsters—we'll handle this crisis!" March 7th slapped her forehead, then placed her hands on her hips with a confident look.

Fu Lin asked curiously, "Astral Express?"

"Hmm? Haven't you seen it? The Express occasionally comes to the space station, and we're part of the Express crew."

"Today we just happened to run into such a big event, and the righteous Express crew won't stand idly by." March 7th looked at Fu Lin in confusion, then explained.

"It's a magical train with the power of the Aeon of Trailblaze, capable of traveling through the starry seas," Dan Heng added from the side.

March 7th said proudly, "I'll show it to you when we get back."

Fu Lin nodded and said, "Then I'll trouble you."

March 7th quickly waved her hands and said, "No trouble, no trouble, as long as you don't abandon your daughter."

Fu Lin, "....."

"You all go back with March," Dan Heng said, lowering his arms. "Alan from the Defense Division lost contact nearby; I need to bring him back."

March 7th said, "Hmm, that works. Be careful, okay?"

After March 7th nodded in agreement and watched Dan Heng leave, she turned her gaze to a baseball bat in the distance and said, "There are antimatter legion monsters rampaging everywhere here. You should carry a weapon for self-defense."

"There's only one? Who's going to take it?"

Fu Lin transformed Twilight into a long sword and said, "I have a weapon, so I don't need it."

Fu Shi also took out a weapon and said, "I don't need one either."

Everyone's gaze then turned to Stelle, who reached into her clothes, slowly pulled out… nothing, and acted shocked, looking at her empty hands. "Huh? Why don't I have a weapon!"