Chapter 15: report
Nothing major happened in the days after that. Every day I went to the Internet cafe with Brother Xiang to play some games, or draw some talisman to play. However, the enthusiasm for learning talismans at the beginning gradually faded away, and I felt that this thing was actually nothing. I mean, I just draw symbols every day, which is actually not as fun as I imagined. After Han Sifan came back that day, he rested at Lao Superstition's house for two days and then left Changshou. He seemed to have gone back to his own home. He didn't say hello to me when he left. I was puzzled. After all, we had fought side by side. Comrade, I left without even saying hello, but thinking about it carefully, for such a beautiful and violent girl, it's good that she didn't tear me apart when what happened when we first met. Lao Superstition still spends all day watching TV at home and doesn't like to go out anymore. I feel like these days are quite nourishing. Although my mother didn't want me to learn Taoism, she didn't mention it later. , the evil god at home has also become much more honest and does not come out to cause trouble. The two-month vacation passed in a flash, and soon it was time to start school. Brother Xiang and I went to a university in Chongqing University Town. There are fifteen universities in the university town, among which Chongqing Normal University has the most famous name. Just kidding, it is said that the beauties in that school are as if they don't need money. When I look at the past ten people, nine out of ten are beauties, and one is a man. , of course, this is a legend, and neither of us admitted to this school. The two of us were admitted to the police vocational college. Yes, we wanted to be police officers. This was also my mother's request. She always wanted me to be a civil servant. In fact, I was very confused. Why did she always want me to be a civil servant? Are civil servants that good? In ancient times, being a civil servant was just a matter of giving yourself a knife. Civil servants are not necessarily so good now. My ideal is actually to be a singer. Think about it, just humming a few words on stage can make a bunch of silly old ladies below say "I love you, love you"desperately. Just thinking about it makes me excited, but my mother strongly insists. , I still applied for the police academy. Brother Xiang is the same as me. He doesn't have any ideals. He heard that all the police beauties have good figures and are beautiful. He came with me because he was planning to date police beauties. The night before the report, my mother packed some changes of clothes and a thousand yuan for me. After she handed it to me, she told me to study hard, make progress every day, and become a good policeman and serve the people when I get out. . I thought to myself at that time, after I come out, I will work hard to climb up, and then I will work hard to make money in a department with a good position. Don't laugh at me for not having lofty ideals. This society is such a reality. You have to work hard every day. If you shout to serve the people, many people will laugh at you, even the people you serve will laugh at you. The night before departure, Old Superstition also called Brother Xiang and me into his house and gave Brother Xiang and me a talisman with a talisman starting with the attribute of fire drawn on it. Let me tell you here that talismans are also divided into attributes, which are the attributes of the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. For each type of talisman, when you start writing, you must draw the beginning of each attribute, just like the radical of a word. Each attribute All have to be painted."These are two 'Five Thunder Strike Talisman'. Each of you two can use one for self-defense. You can only use it when there is danger. Do you understand?"After the old superstition finished speaking, he handed the two talismans to the two of us, and I took them. When I looked at Fu, I saw that it was very complicated to draw. If I was asked to draw it at that time, I would definitely not be able to draw it. Anyway, Brother Xiang and I knew that these two talismans must be good things, so we kept them. The next day the two of us went to the station. My mother and Lao Superstition came to see us off. The two of us were verbose for a while. When Brother Xiang and I got on the bus, Lao Superstition also whispered to me: "Little Guy, you can go in peace, I'm watching your house, that one hurts the soul "It seems that Old Superstition is worried about my mother's safety at home, so I nodded and said thank you, old man."The car started slowly. This was not my first time traveling. Okay, there's nothing to be pretentious about. Brother Xiang is usually She rarely travels far, so she said to me in the car: "Huizi, are there many beautiful women in Chongqing?""Many."I pointed to a beautiful woman in front of me on the left and said, "Isn't that a beautiful woman?"Actually. I didn't see clearly what that woman's face looked like, I just saw Those white thighs are just a guess, but I have a basis for saying this. According to my own research, I found that anyone with a good figure and average appearance will be regarded as a beauty, and a good-looking person with a little fat figure will be regarded as a beautiful woman. , others will lose interest. Anyway, Brother Xiang was very excited in the car. An hour passed quickly and we arrived at the station. After getting off the bus, we saw many beauties or handsome guys at the station. Most of them were about ten years old. At first glance, they looked like college freshmen. , I took Brother Xiang to the square outside the station and searched for a long time, and finally found the receptionist of our police academy. Why do you say it took a long time to look for it? We found it next to the traffic police platform. Perhaps to highlight the specialness of the police academy, these teachers were all wearing police uniforms and were set up next to the traffic police platform. Brother Xiang and I thought they were police officers at first, but later When I asked, I found out it was the receptionist. There were about three teachers and seven seniors standing there. At that time, there was a fat teacher who introduced himself. It turned out that the teacher's name was Li Mingjie, who was in his thirties. He smiled very kindly. He pulled me and Brother Xiang and called him "comrade"so affectionately, but he held my hand as if he was still touching my hand. I felt awkward all over. Later I heard about this teacher's sexual orientation. There's something wrong. But I didn't know it at the time, so Teacher Li Mingjie took us and pointed to a bus not far away and said, "That's the bus for receiving new students. You can get on first." I took Brother Xiang and made a fuss. I ran into the car. The driver in the car was smoking a cigarette. There was a scar on his face and his eyes looked sharp. Brother Xiang and I found a seat closer to the front and sat down and waited. However, those who apply for the police academy are actually big and thick men. The thinner ones like Brother Xiang and I are more different. At that time, there were two students who couldn't stand each other and started fighting. Later, the bigger they got, the more vicious they were. I was so frightened that I was copying someone, so I said to the driver in front of me: "Teacher, there's someone fighting behind you."It's okay, young people. Fighting is normal. What's more, this is the police academy. Just don't kill anyone.""The driver looked back, obviously not paying attention. "He's so handsome. This teacher has such a character. "Brother Xiang looked at the driver in front and praised him.