Hyakki Yako

Brother Xiang and I slept in the dormitory for a while. Not long after, we heard the voices of Xiaopang and Tailong. Both Tailong and Xiaopang had shoe marks on their bodies. They looked extremely miserable. Xiaopang used the quilt when he came back. Covering his head and crying for the rest of his life. I was a little bit embarrassed at the time, so I walked over and patted Xiaopang and said, "Fat brother, don't be discouraged. Isn't there still a chance? Besides, it's not like you've never been beaten before. Don't cry."Xiaopang shook his head. He shook his head and said: "No, no, I spent all my money on shopping. I have been hungry for a month. I am sad because of this."What a weird thing, ugh! In general, life is really good. In fact, Han Sifan is also quite good. After that incident, we often played together. Let me talk about our school first. The male-to-female ratio in our school is three to one. In our school There is a saying in school that the male to female ratio is three to one, one couple is gay and the other is gay. This is a perfect description of our school. It is like a tyrannosaurus. After class, there are two or three people who want to take it out to eat and then become a dragon-slaying warrior or something. There is a saying that birds of a feather flock together and people belong to groups. The other three girls in Han Sifan's dormitory are also beauties, and because they have a good relationship with Han Sifan, they often bring them out to play with us. One of them girl Her name is Xia Yumeng, and she lives up to her name. She is quite cute and has a baby head. She is my type. She is a nice person, but she is a bit too simple. Originally, I wanted to hook up with her, but Tai Lung took it that night. Holding the fork for eating with mine The neck said: "Xia Yumeng is mine, do you dare to say a word to her?"Well, I have to give up, there are two more, one is named Jin Xishan, I don't know how his father came up with such a weird name , but the person is very beautiful, with figure and appearance Compared to Han Sifan, she is no less generous than Han Sifan. According to what Han Sifan secretly revealed to us, this girl's family is very rich. Her father seems to be an official and her mother is in business. She is fair and rich. Brother Xiang wants to pick up this girl every day. , I don't expect to win this girl. There is another one named Magpie. He is not the best looking, but he is not ugly either. He is above average. He has a good personality and speaks softly. He is the gentlest person in their dormitory. I will definitely give in to this one. As for Han Sifan? Let Xiaopang try his best, even though he definitely has no hope. It was about two months after the school started. At that time, everyone was familiar with each other and often went out to play. At that time, Jin Xishan's birthday was on Saturday, so he notified us and asked us to go to Jincheng KTV to sing and play. This Jincheng KTV is very famous in Chongqing. , usually rich people go there, the minimum consumption seems to be more than 1,000, which is a very high price for us students anyway. The four of us were all very handsome that day, especially Brother Xiang. After all, we were dating Bai Fumei. This time it was Kim Hee Sun's birthday. We were all dressed up in fancy clothes and had our hair styled in a Korean style. I don't usually like to dress up. Tailong all changed into a suit, and even the little fat guy was dressed very formally, with his hair combed to shine. I was the only one wearing a black T-shirt and a pair of ordinary jeans. It's not that I wanted to be low-key. Damn it, Brother Tailong and Brother Xiang teamed up to mess with me and made my hair a mess so that I could come to the village to help them. temperament.Grandma, after thinking about it, it's not good to dress up like them, it's too high-profile. After sorting it out, we arrived at the school gate. Jin Xishan seemed to have driven here by herself. She told us to meet at the entrance of Jincheng KTV and took Han Sifan and others away, leaving the four of us struggling to take a taxi. It was really annoying. We had no choice but to hail a taxi and we took a taxi and rushed to Jincheng KTV. It took about half an hour to drive to Jincheng KTV. Unexpectedly, as soon as Brother Xiang arrived at the door of Jincheng KTV, he praised him repeatedly: "Good game! No wonder this place is so famous and the business is so good. It's hard to think well of this Feng Shui game.""What do you mean?"I looked around and saw that the Jincheng KTV faced north and south. I knew it was better if the house faced north, but I couldn't see anything else. Brother Xiang pointed to a lake outside the door and started talking. It turns out that this is a three-yuan Feng Shui bureau. The door opened in the south is for the bright hall. The water in front of the door is water gathering. This is the famous hall water gathering bureau. And this place is not just a bright hall water gathering bureau. There is also a hill to the west of this KTV, and a small river to the east and north. In this way, the Qi can be gathered in the KTV, which is called Baohu to collect Qi. There is a small bridge on the river to the north. There are no more and no less than twenty-four lights on the bridge. These are the twenty-four stars to protect you. These three Feng Shui bureaus together form a three-yuan Feng Shui bureau. The bright hall gathers water and treasures. The pot accepts Qi and the star official protects you. Doing business here is basically a guaranteed profit. After Brother Xiang finished speaking like a master, Tai Long said with a smile: "What you said is quite reasonable.""He is just pretending to be nonsense."I smiled and said perfunctorily, but I couldn't Tell him that Brother Xiang is a student of Feng Shui. Brother Xiang has this kind of virtue. Whenever he encounters something he knows, he will brag about it for a long time and pretend that he knows everything. The four of us walked to the door of the ktv. There were eight people standing at the door of the ktv. Han Sifan, Jin Xishan, Magpie, Xia Yumeng, and four other men. These four men were all dressed quite formally. He is wearing a suit, has oily hair and pink face, and is wearing all famous brands. As soon as we approached, we heard one of them say to Jin Xishan: "Happy birthday, Xishan. This is the platinum ring I asked my father to bring back from the United States to give you as a birthday gift.""Thank you, Mr. Liu."Jin Xishan accepted it without changing his expression. The birthday gifts from the other three were either a certain ring or some kind of watch shipped back from a certain country. Han Sifan and the other two girls were also carrying cakes. The four of us were stunned. It seemed like we hadn't bought any gifts yet. "Are these your friends?"Mr. Liu glanced at us and frowned slightly, but then he still put on a smile and said, "My name is Liu Tianyi. I grew up with Xishan as a child."Although the person said this, he didn't extend his hand to shake our hands. Anyway, I felt a little uncomfortable. This guy is so awesome, doesn't he have money? At that time, Brother Xiang was so awesome that he pressed his nostrils hard with his right hand, then stretched out his hand and said, "Mr. Liu, right? You can just call me Brother Xiang. If you find it troublesome to call me brother instead of Xiang, I will."Don't mind.Mr. Liu's eyelids trembled and he took two steps back. He was probably afraid that Brother Xiang would scratch his nose with his hand. He said, "It's an honor to meet you. Go in first. I've reserved the largest private room here!""After that, he took the lead and walked inside.