Hyakki Yako

There are many firsts in life. I remember when I was in elementary school, there were often works like this: This is the first time I have sex, but this is the first time I draw symbols. I have never thought about this problem before. Discharge It was already four o'clock in the afternoon that day. In the past few days, Han Sifan and Brother Xiang had been looking for the python ghost outside all day long, and they didn't see much of me. Brother Xiang just came to see me once and told me that they were looking for it. In many places, ghosts could not be found. They did not know where it was hidden. They asked about Lao superstition, but Lao superstition did not tell them. Lao superstition asked them to find it by themselves, saying that it was to cultivate young people. When I returned home, I My mother is not at home. She works as a worker in a small factory and usually doesn't go home until six o'clock in the evening. She also knows that I will come back a few days ago, so she takes leave and waits for me at home. This time I come back When I got home, I don't know whether it was because I encountered ghosts once or twice, or because of some kind of psychological pressure. In short, I felt that the eyes of the stone statue were looking at me. The stone statue also looked strange. I followed my past superstition and said After I cast a spell on his forehead, I felt better and then I ate something. After dinner, I ran to the Lao Superstition House. Isn't this my first time drawing symbols? I have no experience I still have to let the old superstition teach me. If nothing else, I don't have this seal. When we arrived at Lao Xuexin's house that day, it was already about 3:30 in the afternoon. Lao Xuexin was watching alone at home Sailor Moon. Although this guy saved me and is very good at catching ghosts, in my heart, he is just an obscene old man. When we were young, he took us to peek at the Widow King next door. Taking a shower. Bah, bah, he was watching, Brother Xiang and I were also watching him. So I was rude to him. It felt very hot after entering the house. This old guy didn't like to turn on the air conditioner. I thought it was to save electricity. , but later I discovered that once the air conditioner is turned on, the surrounding Yang Qi will gradually decrease and it will be easy to absorb dust. "Old superstition, have you eaten?"Since I am here to let him teach me something, I naturally have to be polite. , sitting next to him with a smile. Old Superstition glanced at me and said with a smile: "You little guy, what else do you want from me? Old Superstition, what, your book? You don't want a seal ? Where can I find it? Here. Me! As soon as I heard this, I already called my grandpa to cheat him out of the lollipop. Why don't you accept me as a disciple? "No! "Lao Superstition waved his hand. "Disciple! Damn your uncle, you are kidding me. What about me? I jumped up. Lao Superstition cursed, shook his head and said, "What's the rush? If you really want to accept a disciple, I will find you a master. I am too old to take care of my disciples. He is more capable than me and I will give him a work. "Call me."So I picked up his phone and started talking. What was the Buddha asking? The superstitious old man smiled brightly and said: "Xiao Jiu? I have already accepted a disciple for you. His qualifications are not bad and he is quite similar to you. On the other side, the superstitious old man said: "I don't like it. This one? Haha, okay, that's it, this little guy is pretty awesome." After that, he handed me the phone and said, "If you want to become a disciple, just tell him yourself.I picked up the phone and the other party asked: "Are you the boy named Chen Hui? That voice sounded very familiar. By the way, I suddenly remembered that the person on the other end of the phone was the middle school student who came out to see Laos superstition two days ago. I thought this middle-aged man must be driving a BMW. He did a good job and said quickly: "Yes, it's me. Why do you want to learn this?"Another guy asked me out of the blue. I was stunned for a moment. Thinking about it, it seemed like I didn't even know. I just thought it was funny. Of course, if I wanted to be someone's apprentice, I absolutely couldn't say that. So I said : "I want to slay demons and destroy evil spirits. It is our responsibility to destroy all kinds of evil spirits. How can you, a child, come up with so many monsters and monsters for you to kill?"Another one The man laughed. Maybe he didn't believe me. Of course, I didn't believe it myself. He continued: "But since it was old guy Li Shigao who said it, I still have to give you face and accept you as a disciple. Please remember that our sect The purpose is, uh... "I'm fine... Just like I heard a woman across the street calling him nonsense."The purpose is to respect the old and the young, respect the master, it's fine. Just call Master, invite Master to drink tea, pick up the girl, oh, that's not necessary, I love you Master so much." So many. No matter what, remember to be filial to your master! The people over there seem to be talking nonsense, Because he couldn't think of any purpose, he finally said: "Finally, remember, my name is Wujiu, you are my apprentice, I don't care what you want. If you want to do this, if If you chop a few people into pieces with a knife, I will protect you, but please remember that you must not use the Taoism you have learned to hurt others. The evil Taoism is actually just an idea. If you lose control at that time, I will. Kill you with my own hands! "It must be."When I heard this, my heart felt heavy, mainly because the voice of the old witch opposite was very powerful and terrifying, so I said : "Master, please kneel down and worship me! Well, these cliches are no longer needed. Suddenly the other party remembered something and said: "By the way, I have to give you a nickname. Just call it. Your senior brother's nickname is Steel Let's call him Batman. I have other things to do, so I won't go into details. Let Teacher Li tell you."After saying that, the person over there hung up the phone. Hang up. After cutting off the phone, I finally figured it out. Inexplicably, there was an extra owner and an extra Batman name. I'm very superstitious. When the person saw that I had finished speaking, he said, "Let's go. I'll help you."Get the seal. I've done it for you."Have you finished writing? I asked strangely, and the superstitious old man rolled his eyes at me and said: "Then these are Wu Jiu, Iron Man, The names Batman, Spider-Man and the Hulk. "Which one do you want?"Batman. I didn't think much about this slogan at the time. Old Superstition took out a very small seal, about as thick as a thumb, and then Old Superstition Superstition took out a piece of paper and wrote it down. He wrote down my birthday, then looked at me and said, "Kneel down! Yin and Yang are paid special attention to these things."He quickly knelt down.The superstitious old man took the piece of paper and read solemnly: "Today I accept a disciple from Senior Wujiu of the Li family! Chen Hui was born on Renchen day in the Gengchen year. If you become a disciple of my Wujiu sect, you must listen. Master's teachings, learn my Taoism, abide by the three precepts, and don't use magic! "Third, don't show off your abilities to others!"