I am Smart

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Moon Si-hyun’s ruthless massacre in Fiore, her remarkably knowledgeable head, and her stunning physical abilities revealed today.

… However, in stark contrast to her highly proficient sides, there were continued lewd gestures born from a complete lack of sexual knowledge.

The moment I witnessed such contradictory behavior… the previously chaotic chat window came to a halt as if I had been hit on the head, slowing to a crawl.

The hundreds of Bear Dolls that had just been beating up the Bear Doll that initiated those gestures were now blankly staring at Moon Si-hyun.

… Before long, numerous communities and chat windows exploded once again. The Bear Dolls in front were going wild.

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Wow, lol

Hah

Holy shit, this is insane… Wow, lolol

Si-hyun, I can’t handle this for real

Hah…

Hahahahahahaha

She’s a virgin, huh?

Si-hyun, you really don’t know much about sex, do you… should we teach you?

Could you do that once more but use your wrist a bit more?

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Do you not watch porn?[4]

Hahaha

Today’s broadcast dopamine has been seriously wrecked[8]

Hah, Si-hyun, come here!

Did you set up the men again, Moon Si-hyun?[5]

Wow, no, why are you suddenly shaking fast after moving slowly?[15]

Clipped that[42]

How is a virgin appealing in a place like this?[6]

But how can you not know this?? Were you not in your twenties?[10]

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With that single gesture, the broadcast had now completely turned chaotic both internally and externally.

“……”

Waving her arms in the air, and the act of suggestively running her hand over a male part.

In between, Moon Si-hyun finally recalled the ‘sexual knowledge’ she had learned from books and search engines back in the day.

“……”

Now that she finally understood, Moon Si-hyun tightly shut her mouth.

She knew to some extent what that action was, but to her, the gestures felt too metaphorical, and the connection between their minds was just too slow.

In the past, her curiosity for knowledge had led her to seek out such things separately, and she prided herself at knowing to some degree in this field.

… However, contrary to her thoughts, within the depths she was unaware of, there existed many actions laden with countless slang and nuanced meanings that she had no idea about.

For example, the slang “to bang” that had once set viewers ablaze and the metaphorical gestures still known to any vigorous young man.

That was knowledge and acts that couldn’t be learned through conventional methods; they could only be known through one’s experiences or dark pathways.

Thus, Moon Si-hyun, who had never been interested in sexual matters from before, was oblivious.

She had always been a bit different from others. She couldn’t grasp the intense curiosity that most adolescents feel toward pornography, sexual activities, and so on. This was true both then and now.

After all, lacking such experiences didn’t hinder her from winning debates in university. Theories and primal experiences exist on vastly different planes.

And secretly, sometimes, she felt a sense of superiority knowing her indifference to love, lust, and such.

… And now, here she was, feeling humiliated due to that knowledge she didn’t possess.

“…… Okay. I’ll just let it go.”

Thinking that if she mentioned her true feelings about these matters, she would undoubtedly be ridiculed, Moon Si-hyun spoke.

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How can you not know this stuff?

You really are dumb.

You say you have knowledge, but you actually know nothing about this[4].

Just a doll-brained idiot, huh, lol.

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“…….”

But upon hearing the term “doll-brained idiot,” she eventually snapped.

“I’m sorry, but I read ‘Sex and Puberty’ when I was in the third grade of middle school, and now I know a lot through research papers. I’d say I was quite precocious.”

…… And she made a rebuttal that ultimately delivered a true backfire only she was unaware of.

Of course, the chat exploded once again.

A tremendous incident had just occurred today.

Typically, Moon Si-hyun would have ended the broadcast upon receiving such ridicule in the chat, but having barely regained control, she was now caught up in something else.

Currently, Moon Si-hyun was using a basic avatar. She had always done so until now.

At first, she had only heard about the Lounge, and due to Wakitete, it was her first time ever entering. Naturally, the avatars used in the virtual reality provided by Fiore were ‘default.’

An avatar that was translucent with a blue body type.

Suddenly thinking that she could change it, she decided to pick an avatar one last time before ending the broadcast, leading her to the game’s customization screen.

The viewers welcomed what they thought would be the last content for the day.

… However.

“Is this one better, or this one?”

What she displayed on screen were two Bear Doll avatars.

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1111

1111111111

111111111111

1111

Wow, it’s finally ending.

1111111111111

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At first glance, the Bear Dolls looked almost identical.

This process took quite a long time.

Moon Si-hyun selected about ten designs of Bear Dolls she liked, iterating with the audience to eliminate one at a time.

Only then did two Bear Dolls remain. The viewers, despite having no real interest in this “Bear Doll Ideal World Cup,” worked hard to vote for her.

Thus, dozens of minutes passed. The viewers had no particular focus on the Bear Dolls, but they endured solely out of their affection for Moon Si-hyun.

Then, when the consensus was finally reached to go with ‘1,’ and the viewers were satisfied that this situation was coming to an end…

“…… Now that I think about it, 3, 5, and 7 seem better…”

She put 1, 2, and next to them, 3, 5, and 7 back on screen.

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This lady is doing this on purpose again.

Ah, shit, lol.

Hahahahaha

Just pick whatever you like, you brat!

So are we doing another World Cup here??

Wouldn’t it be more fun to just open a player World Cup?

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Again creating chaos, Wakitete[3].

I miss them… without knowing what that means[6].

“Then, I’ll go with 8.”

So, hours later, Moon Si-hyun concluded and showcased the completed avatar.

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Oh

Are we finally done…

That took way too long.

Hurry up and grow it!

Still, this one does look the best.

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Nonetheless, the result turned out rather decent. Looking at it now, it certainly seemed the prettiest.

This time, she was styled as a white, fluffy Bear Doll.

After finishing the customization, she swiftly returned back to the Lounge.

There, the small Bear Dolls were still playing together.

As soon as Moon Si-hyun entered, all the Bear Dolls turned their attention toward her.

Perhaps tired of waiting, most were tiny Bear Dolls lying down, and in contrast, there was her much larger Bear Doll.

Moon Si-hyun, silently looking at them, then declared.

“Hmph…!”

She ran toward the Bear Dolls, lifting them up, and hugged them tightly.

Time passed once again.

12 AM. A bit late for her, but for today, Moon Si-hyun decided to stay up a little longer.

Having spread by word of mouth, her broadcast filled the 1,000 Bear Doll limit, and now they had expanded to 2,000.

Playing with the Bear Dolls, she chatted, responded, petted, and hugged them.

Sometimes, if a Bear Doll caught her attention with a specific gesture or tried to get her to do something strange, hundreds of nearby Bear Dolls would rush in for a collective beatdown, and Moon Si-hyun would calm them down.

That was a different form of communication than the chat felt.

Gradually, the realness of the viewers began to set in. The cafe she had recently started was precisely because of this.

Then, it became 2 AM. Now, her eyes were starting to feel a bit heavy.

“I’ll stop here for today.”

While still fiddling with the Bear Dolls, she said this.

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Do this again next time.

I think I should buy a VR.

Still, it was fun to see you playing together.

Goodbye.

Love you.

Love you.

Today was seriously fun.

It was fun.

Bbye.

I really adore you, Si-hyun.

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tlgus123123: Bbye bbye bbye

Mangsamang: Bto Bto

Sajipnyang: I was happy.

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Then, she felt a solid outpouring of affection and love aimed at her.

“……”

Looking at those comments, Moon Si-hyun felt a bit strange.

As her feelings of affection began to manifest, the reality that they existed became more palpable, growing closer to her.

Love, affection.

These were emotions too unfamiliar to her. Feelings she had once belittled as primitive.

Yet, now, as she listened to thousands of viewers and Bear Dolls expressing such words to her…

Something deep within her chest began to tingle.

Moon Si-hyun repeatedly tucked her hair behind her ear, twirling it.

Then, after a moment of silence.

She finally managed to speak.

“…… Everyone. Do you really like me that much?”

A small, timid voice emerged.

Then, Moon Si-hyun realized she had just said something slightly embarrassing and hurriedly turned off the broadcast.

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– Today’s virgin antics of Moon Si-hyun…

(A picture of a densely packed book)

So many that counting is impossible…

– Today’s form was indeed insane.

– Hahahahaha

– The last comment was legendary.

Yes, for real.

That ‘I like you that much?’ was wild.

It felt oddly surreal hearing that…

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– Today’s chat log from San-deng Cactus broadcast.

San-deng: That’s not how you do it.

San-deng: Looks fun though.

San-deng: Should we do a trio?

San-deng: The support was a bit lacking.

San-deng: I could’ve done better, you know.

– Damn, he must’ve been really envious lol.

– That guy is doing it on purpose lol.

– Cactus had a lot to say lol, told him to get lost.

– He was in the chat earlier acting like that too.

– Nowadays, they talk about Moon Si-hyun a lot on broadcasts.

– I really want to see a joint broadcast.

No, shut up, shut up, shut up.

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– Moon Si-hyun doesn’t brew broth?

(A clip of breast morphing)

(A clip of waving hands up and down)

So what the hell is this, you stupid brats?

– Just a female, you know.

– The broth doesn’t brew, but it brews on its own…

But how can someone not know that?

It seems like she literally has no knowledge in this area.

– There are indeed some girls who have completely no interest in sex; my female friend was like that.

– That’s only you who lacks it…

– Oh wow lol.

– Ironically, trying not to brew broth makes it brew.

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– But what was the reason for Moon Si-hyun hugging Wakitete?

I really didn’t expect that!

– Ever since the chat’s been flooded with curses, it seems she’s been kinda caring.

– It does seem like sympathy.

How could she have sympathy even while being tormented like that?

– It feels maternal lol. Thinking that way is even more appealing.

– Ah… I wish I could use my baby pillow for her.

– After all, calling Wakitete was to have a serious conversation, huh?

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– MVP of the day…

(A capture of a black man in a thong)

The black man who found a low-spec Bear Doll avatar.

– Epic suggestion.

– Honestly, I wished it would end quickly, but thanks to that, it was really fun, lol.

– Thanks to that, I even made that clip, so I’m grateful.

– I didn’t realize such an avatar existed.

She opened her eyes, bleary.

Her room was a bit brighter than usual. And she felt oddly refreshed. Looking at the clock, it read 9 AM.

Looks like she couldn’t wake up to the alarm. That means she was likely quite fatigued. It made sense. A lot had happened the previous day.

Still, she got up as usual, stretched, and while tidying up the blankets…

“……”

– Plop

She fell back down burying her face in the blanket. Heat flushed her face slightly. She briefly hugged a stuffed cat.

Then, she recalled what happened yesterday. Of course, aside from those gestures… the last question she had posed to her viewers continued to linger in her mind.

That wasn’t normally like her. It was a phrase that didn’t suit her.

It must’ve been a word that slipped out from her drowsy and hazy mind. Right.

First, she brewed tea like usual, changed into workout clothes, and headed outside.

A particularly clear sky greeted her.