I Became a Gallery Manager in Another World

[Author: EightTimesaDay◆]=[Ian]

"Guys, I've been interested in anal masturbation lately, is this beginner vibrator okay??"][81]

(HappyNight Vibrator Image.jpg)(BananaShop Vibrator Image.jpg)

I thought about trying with a dildo, but I'm a bit scared, so I'm starting with a vibrator, haha

Which is better, HappyNight or BananaShop? I'm open to other suggestions as long as it's remotely controllable and quiet.

HealthyNickname32■: ??? Why isn't this considered trolling?

ㄴTenantFarmerFan■: Seriously! I came here for cute kid images...

ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Is this guy really not arrested by the Empire?

ㄴTenantFarmerFan■: Farmㅋㅋㅋㅋlongㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅇㅇ(124.804): ....The more I see, the more the admin seems like an idiot.

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: The more you see? He's been an idiot from the start.

ㄴㅇㅇ(124.804): Don't bash; at first, he was somewhat okay.

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: ㅋㅋ It's common sense. Unpaid, deleting tactical nukes, managing idiots, how could that be normal ㅋㅋ That's why these floating IDs ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴMojitoDeliveryman■: (Horror, Bizarre) There are two unpaid slaves working in the gallery?!

ㅇㅇ(511.462): Who's the other unpaid slave mentioned above? Are there two admins?

ㄴㅇㅇ(122.39): No, no, talking about that graduate student ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .

ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .

ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .

ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Still, a gallery admin is better than a grad student. Doesn't the admin get 3.67 million Eris as a salary?

ㄴHealthyNickname32■: Really?? Make me an admin too.

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: How stupid can you be to believe that? Obviously nonsense.

ㄴHealthyNickname32■: ...Then why would anyone be an admin without being threatened with a knife?

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: Because they're idiots, idiot.

ㄴㅇㅇ(177.96): But... JustSayNice, didn't you desperately look for an admin when they disappeared? ㅋ (Link)

As expected, the comments were full of curses.

Did I really want to write such a post?

I was hugely interested in penetrating Evelyn’s anal, but not at all in mine.

“Ha…haa!!…Do… Don’t!!…Seriously!! Don’t!… I’ll… Seriously!! Get angry!!”

I once tried to tease her to the brink of climax, but she genuinely got angry and protested.

“Can’t you recommend something quickly…”

There were two reasons I wrote this post with a heavy troll-like title about anal masturbation.

First, I thought I could get better information with the ‘admin’ buff.

Second, it was to throw a smokescreen so Yuris wouldn’t notice.

EightTimesaDay◆: Alright, it's fine to curse, but which vibrator is good? It's really urgent.

ㄴPengChakFyul■: Eh? Is the admin serious? Not joking...

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): If you live near the imperial capital, buy from Poporing Shop. Really good.

ㄴWhoopee■: Is this viral? I've never heard of Poporing Shop before.

ㄴSpaceDirtSpoon■: If you're unsure, always go for RedRose. Yep.

ㄴEightTimesaDay◆: Does RedRose Shop also sell adult toys?

ㄴSpaceDirtSpoon■: RedRose Shop sells everything except for what doesn't exist.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Whoopee, it's not viral. I've really tried HappyNight, BananaShop, RedRose, and Poporing, and Poporing is the best.

ㄴPengChakFyul■: Eh? Why so many vibrators...

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: Seriously, it's going to wear out ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴWhoopee■: No!! So what is Poporing Shop!!! Where is it!!

ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890): Sorry, but I'm a regular at Poporing Shop. It's run by a real craftsman; they don't make adult toys.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): I bought a vibrator from there; what are you talking about?

ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890): That means the vibrator was made for relieving shoulder tension, not as an adult toy.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): ㅋㅋㅋ So what? ㅋㅋㅋ If a customer wants to use it that way, they will ㅋㅋ Can't do anything if they don't like it ㅋㅋ

ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890): ...Seriously, don't use it like that. The craftsman would be so sad to know.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Who cares? ㅋㅋㅋ Ah~ I'm going to get off using a Poporing Shop vibrator ㅋㅋㅋ

"No, but at least give the address before you go!"

Eventually, ㅇㅇ(892.151) disappeared without revealing the address of the Poporing Shop.

I waited to see if they would return, but they never did.

“Should I just sleep and ask tomorrow… Huh?”

That’s when I saw a post with an unbelievable title.

[Author: PyorolingPyorulying■] = [Salome Bluetulip]

[But seriously, the admin is a real 6.9cm loser from the Empire][15]

Ugly face, sexual harassment, and now anal masturbation. Sigh... Probably even less than 6.9cm.

EightTimesaDay◆: ...Can I block them?

ㄴPyorolingPyorulying■: No words, so you threaten with blocking... Tsk tsk, real Empire men are disgusting.

I could endure anything but being told, I had a small dick.

‘…I can’t even show it.’

I was dying to prove it…

Unfortunately, my dick wasn’t ordinary.

The moment I uploaded a picture, Evelyn would definitely notice.

Apibel123■: Wait... This post made me think we might be falling into a stereotype trap...

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: What nonsense is this all of a sudden?

ㄴApibel123■: Just listen... Based on the admin's posts, we'd think they're a dumb Empire guy with an ugly face... But what if it's actually a young girl who's just awakened to sexuality?

ㄴApibel123■: What if she's trying to satisfy her sexual desires through anal because she wants to save her first time for her future husband?

ㄴApibel123■: What if she wanted to buy a dildo but got scared and switched to a small vibrator?

ㄴVirginDetector■: Oh...

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: What 'oh,' bullshit, are you crazy??? Is it a girl with the nickname 'Masturbate 8 Times a Day'?

ㄴApibel123■: What if the nickname means she's looking for a husband strong enough to do it 8 times a day?

ㄴApibel123■: And what if the sexual harassment wasn't done by her but to her, and she posted toughly to forget?

ㄴTenantFarmerFan■: Damn, that's hot...

ㄴㅇㅇ(598.215): ...That's surprisingly logical. It could be possible

“There’s no possibility… This is so confusing…”

Just as I was about to close the gallery, unable to take it anymore…

HealthyNickname32■: What? The admin is actually a pure virgin academy student???

ㄴㅇㅇ(113.111): Gasp

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Gasp

ㄴㅇㅇ(124.804): Gasp

ㄴJustSayNiceThings■: That's me ㅋ

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Old hag, please just go away.

ㅇㅇ(892.151) came back.

ㄴEightTimesaDay◆: You!!! Before you go, give me the location of the Poporing Shop!!!

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Ah, okay. I left it as a secret post in the admin's gallery log.

ㄴEightTimesaDay◆: Thanks a lot.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Left it ㅋㅋㅋㅋ. The admin guy will be humiliated soon ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴWhoopee■: What's 'Amta'? And tell me too.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Amta means 'female downfall' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴEightTimesaDay◆: Noted. Well, to the gallery members who commented, here's a gift.

Click─ Click─

[30-minute block], [30-minute block], [30-minute block], [30-minute block], [30-minute block], [30-minute block]...

“Phew… That’s more like it.”

I suddenly felt quite refreshed.

I was sure I would sleep well tonight.

---

The next day, after school, in the library.

“…Eat this.”

After arranging books and studying, Estelle handed me a cookie through her robotic grabber.

“A cookie? It looks homemade, doesn’t it?”

“…Made by the maid. Eat it.”

“Okay, I’ll enjoy it. Thanks, club president.”

Crunch-

As I bit into the cookie, it reminded me of the first time I ate a cookie made by Evelyn.

“……How is it?”

“Umm! It’s not good.”

“…..I see.”

Estelle seemed somewhat downhearted at the negative review of the maid’s cookies.

But honesty was important in these matters.

I remembered praising Evelyn’s cookies as a child, only to suffer until she discovered the truth.

‘…Such experiences are enough for just me.’

There was no need for Estelle to suffer from eating bad cookies as well.

“… What’s wrong with them?”

“Just a second…”

Crunch-

As I tasted the cookie again, I chose my words carefully.

“Well, it’s not specifically one thing that’s bad, but overall, it’s a mess. It seems like it was made based on intuition without proper measurement or temperature control. Baking requires precise measurements, unlike cooking.”

“…..”

“But at least you didn’t mix up sugar and salt. Evelyn made that mistake.”

“… It’s okay. You don’t have to eat. I’ll throw it away.”

Thump─

As Estelle reached to take the half-eaten cookie with her robotic hand, I quickly stuffed it into my mouth.

“…What… You said it’s not good.”

“It definitely doesn’t taste good…”

“Then why eat it?”

Sure, the cookie was tasteless.

But the reason I remembered Evelyn, covered in flour while earnestly making cookies, wasn’t just because the cookies were bad.

“It’s like… it’s full of affection. Too precious to throw away.”

“…!!”

“Yeah, that’s it. You should treat the maid who cares so much about her master well, president.”

Thump─

At that moment, Estelle closed her book with a voice that was slightly quicker.

“Let’s go home… I’ll finish early today.”

“Why? Are you mad, president?”

“… I’m not mad.”

Estelle’s doll-like face was slightly red, raising some doubt…

But according to my 【Evelyn Anger Management Level 1】【Estelle Anger Management Level 3】skills, she didn’t seem angry.

“Really, not mad?”

“… I’m not mad.”

“Okay. But why end early?”

“Just… I have something to do. I’ll lock up today so you can go first.”

“Hmm…”

Since I had finished organizing the books and the library was closed, it seemed fine to leave.

‘…Then, should I visit the Poporing Shop?’

Having finished early, I chose to stop by the Poporing Shop.

“Alright. See you tomorrow.”

“Okay… see you tomorrow, Ian.”

After hearing Estelle’s gentle farewell…

I made my way toward the Poporing Shop.