I really don't want to be a teacher

"It's too late, hold yourself steady, the No. 444 bus is about to speed up!" The hearse driver took a deep breath on his cigarette, spit out the butt of his cigarette, and stepped on the accelerator with one foot.

Clutching the armrest tightly, Lian Ge's face became paler and paler as he watched the scene of the underworld flying by outside the window.

Old ancestor, are you playing with me or do you want me to reunite with you early.

No, my ancestors and ancestors are all suppressed under the [-]th floor of hell.

The more I thought about it, the colder Lian Ge's heart became, and I felt that I was going to be completely cold.

……

Along the way, after the hearse driver started to speed up, he didn't speak any more,

Lian Ge was even recalling his simple life, trying to feel the "slideshow" on the way to the underworld, and did not make a sound for a long time.

The entire No. 444 bus was also quieter, except for the occasional sound of passing station reminders echoing in the car.

"...The ghost door is closed, and passengers who need to get off get off through the back door."

Although the radio broadcast said this, the driver didn't stop at all, and went directly through a place similar to the entrance of a high-speed toll station, completely breaking through the boundary between the yang and the underworld, and entering the underworld.

"The next stop, Huangquan intersection, please prepare to get off the passengers who need to get off."

"...the intersection of Huangquan is here, if you need to get off...the next stop is Naihe Bridge East,"

"...The West of Naihe Bridge is here... The next stop, the final stop, Fengdu Chengbei Bus Terminal, all passengers please get ready."

Along the way, Lian Ge was silent, thinking about how to save himself, while looking at the scene of the underworld, looking out of the car window, the high-rise buildings, busy traffic, and unusually prosperous scene, I felt that the three views were a little bursting,

Although he saw the bus transporting ghosts and titles like 'Head of the Entry-Exit Administration' in "Mysterious Common Sense", he already had some expectations,

But seeing the extremely modern scene of the underworld, I still feel a little shocked.

Ignoring those ghosts with their heads in their hands, the hell in front of him is a modern world with a strange atmosphere, the dome is lingering, and there are even traffic lights on the roads.

Finally, while Lian Ge was dazzled by the scene of the underworld, the No. 444 bus also arrived at the destination under the driver's extreme speed.

It stopped again at a place similar to a bus stop.

"Bah...wow..."

The front and rear doors of the bus opened at the same time. Outside the bus, in the Fengdu City Bus Terminal, a group of people in black suits boarded the bus and began to escort the ghosts on the bus away one by one.

"Boy, let's go." The driver just got out of the driver's seat and looked at Lian Ge with a half-smile,

Looking at the people who are surging in the car, escorting the ghosts, and then looking at the driver beside him,

After simply judging the situation of the enemy and ourselves, Lian Ge's heart continued to sink.

"Brother, my second uncle, grandpa, let me go..."

Lian Ge thought about it, and took out the pack of cigarettes from his pocket,

"Brother, come again, no, this bag, and this bag are all for you."

The driver looked at him with a smile and did not refuse. He took the cigarette and lit another in the mouthpiece.

"Okay, seeing how sensible you are, let me let you go." The driver glanced at Lian Ge, exhaled smoke, and couldn't help laughing again.

"Huh?" Lian Ge was stunned, is it so easy?

Why do you feel that the situation is a little bit wrong, follow the normal plot, shouldn't you reject me with righteous words?

How come I bought it with just two packs of cigarettes?This is simply ignoring the laws of the underworld, it is simply rampant, and it is simply unscrupulous.

What about fairness, what about heaven, is the underworld so dark?

"Why, you don't want me to let you go? That's fine, then I'll send you to the eighteenth floor of hell to enjoy?" Seemingly seeing what Lian Ge was thinking, the driver glanced at him and said again,

"No way, I was just thinking about how to thank you for your great kindness, brother, and thinking about burning a few packs of cigarettes for you after I go back." Lian Ge responded righteously,

It's so dark, it's just so good!

"Hehe..." The driver had a cigarette in his mouth, smiled and said nothing.

"Your Majesty." A government official in a black formal suit came over, first addressed the 'driver' respectfully, then looked at Lian Ge next to him,

"Your Majesty, is this... a living person? How to deal with it, send it back?"

"You don't need to worry about this kid, from the Lian family." The 'driver' glanced at Lian Ge with a cigarette in his mouth, and then said to the government official.

Hearing that, in the bus, all the officials of the underworld who were escorting ghosts couldn't help turning their heads,

There was a hint of surprise in their eyes at first, and then their expressions became more solemn. They all bowed to Lian Ge and respectfully said in unison: "Meet the Celestial Master."

"Heavenly master? He's a shitty celestial master, a rookie who doesn't even have mana, he's a disgrace to the Lian family." The 'driver' said angrily.

But the rest of the civil servants didn't dare to answer, they just continued to escort the ghost in the car silently.

"Brother..." After experiencing this scene, Lian Ge, who was standing at the side, listened to the conversation between the "superior driver" and the government officials of the underworld, and found that things seemed to be...

Can't help but look at the 'driver' with some hesitation.

"Didn't you see it? I was bluffing you just now." The driver glanced at him, "Your Lian family members can walk sideways in the underworld, not to mention smuggling by bus.

Even if you yell at my face with the sole of your shoe, someone will stop me, saying that you are still young and let him yell. "

"Ahem..." Lian Ge smiled awkwardly when he heard the words, "Brother, how dare I, even if I lend my courage."

"Hey, it means that you kid really thought about it."

The 'driver' teased at first, then extinguished the cigarette in his hand, looked solemn, and stretched out his hand towards Lian Ge,

"Let's get to know each other again, the person in charge of the Exit and Entry Administration Office of the Underworld, King Xue."

Seeing this, Lian Ge naturally stretched out his hand and held it together.

"The 120th generation descendant of the Lian family, Lian Ge."

Xue Wang smiled slightly when he heard the words, then shook Lian Ge's hand tightly,

"Welcome to the underworld."

Chapter 12 Walking Sideways (Revised)

Jifu, next to Fengdu Chengbei Bus Terminal, the office of the person in charge of the Exit and Entry Administration of Jifu.

"Boy, you'd better call me brother, please listen to me." Xue Wang, the person in charge of the Exit-Entry Administration, looked at Lian Ge and said,

"Okay, brother." Lian Ge followed the good advice and said, "Brother, you should have met our Lian family, right?"

"Didn't I tell you all about it? I saw it when I was driving the carriage." Xue Wang half leaned on the seat, looked at Lian Ge and said,

"Brother, have you really been a driver?"

"Nonsense, you can be the boss in the underworld since you were born, can I do it? Didn't you just climb up from the bottom." Xue Wang glanced at Lian Ge, and continued angrily,

"Okay, you boy, don't be so close, you don't have this skill at all. Anyway, everyone in your Lian family is virtuous. They go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything, and they don't burn incense if they don't ask for it. What's the matter this time? , if you want to ask anything, just say it directly.”

"Brother, I want to ask about the relationship between our Lian family and the underworld." After thinking for a while, Lian Ge asked the question he was most curious about at the moment.

"Relationship?" King Xue said casually, "Have you heard of Zhong Kui?"

"Master Zhong Kui?" Lian Ge responded.

"Your Lian family is similar to that, just a little higher in personality." King Xue said casually.

"How much taller is a little bit taller?" Lian Ge asked.

"Why do you have so many questions?" Xue Wang stood up directly, glaring at Lian Ge angrily, with a ghostly look on his face, the evil spirit was compelling, very deterrent,

"Is that what you came here to ask?"

Lian Ge looked at the somewhat angry Xue Wang, but there was a smile on his face,

This is a little higher, it seems that within a little bit, there is Xue Wang, the person in charge of the Exit-Entry Administration Office,

"Sorry, I'm just curious." Lian Ge replied with a smile,

"Let's pass this question..." Xue Wang was a little helpless, and he slumped back to his seat like a salted fish, "What else do you need, tell me quickly, I'm very busy, and there are still a bunch of people waiting to die Woolen cloth."

Without further questioning, Lian Ge was silent for a while, and then got down to business,

"Brother Xue, I came down this time just to ask for your help. I want to find a soul that has already arrived in the underworld, and then bring her back to the mortal realm."

"Report your identity information." Xue Wang sat up straight and punched the laptop in front of him.

"The name is Liu Yan, and her native place is Xinliu Village, Yanhu County, Xugou City, Sichuan Province. She is eight years old this year and should have arrived within two days." Lian Ge reported his identity information.

"pat..."

Xue Wang tapped the keyboard, clicked the mouse, and pointed the laptop screen at Lian Ge,

"See if it's this."

Lian Ge heard the words and looked at the screen.

Liu Yan's hometown and life information were clearly displayed on the screen. Lian Ge nodded after looking at the girl's photo displayed on it.

"That's right."

"You want to take it back, right?"

"Correct."

"Wait for me to see." Xue Wang turned the laptop back and looked at it again.

"Hmm... This girl's lifespan is not over yet, but her soul has been separated from her body for two days, and she has already gone to the underworld. I'm afraid her body is about to die, right?"

"Yes, although the faint connection between the body and the soul can still be seen, the body is already dead." Lian Ge nodded,

"This is a bit troublesome, kid." Xue Wang raised his head again, looked at him and continued,

"This soul can be brought back to you. It doesn't matter to me if you use it to make a little ghost, but you will be in trouble if you want to make this girl return. Even if you force her back, the girl's soul I'm afraid I can't control my body... Well, according to your Yangjian, it's a vegetable." Xue Wang frowned slightly and said,

"Brother, what can you do?" Lian Ge asked directly, hitting the snake with a stick,

"There is a way..."

"But it's troublesome?" Lian Ge asked tentatively.

"It's not troublesome..." King Xue shook his head again,

"Then please tell me clearly, brother..." Lian Ge looked at King Xue with some anxiety.

"Boy, let me ask you a question first..." Xue Wang hesitated, looked at Lian Ge and asked,

"How much did you charge for this order?" After asking, Xue Wang looked at Lian Ge and added, "Don't tell me you didn't charge the money, I know very well the virtues of your Lian family."

Listening to the second half of the sentence, Lian Ge swallowed back the words that had reached his throat, and said honestly and 'obediently',

"I received one-third of the family's cash, which should be several thousand yuan."

"Fuck? What the hell are you talking about, one third, and it's just cash?" King Xue was startled when he heard this, his face unconsciously showed surprise, and he almost didn't stand up from his seat again.

"Your Lian family's gene has mutated? Did you impersonate it?"

"Bringing people back to life, and taking them back from Fengdu, you only charge a few thousand? Come on, take off your shoes, breathe on my face, and see if I'm awake today..."

Listening to Xue Wang's words, Lian Ge's face became darker and darker, and finally he could only say weakly,

"Brother, it's my first time and I have no experience. How much should I charge according to the rules of my ancestors?"

"How much will you charge? Half of all the family properties that you like, and all those you don't like." Xue Wang said angrily,

Hearing this, Lian Ge couldn't help being silent for a while, not knowing whether he should feel that his heart was too kind, or his ancestor's heart was too dark.

At the same time, he also knew where the golden nanmu beam at home came from.

"...Forget it, this matter has nothing to do with me, your ancestors will educate you when the time comes." Xue Wang said something, leaned back on the seat,

"This girl's matter, if you want me to help, after you go back, bring me two cigarettes, no, three cigarettes... Anyway, I'd better leave some for you, just two."

As he said that, King Xue added, "I didn't say that, you simply disgraced your ancestors."

I'm really sorry that my heart is not as dirty as my ancestors,

Lian Ge silently ignored the second part of Xue Wang's words, nodded and said: "Okay, brother Xue, I will bring you two cigarettes when I go up, brother, what is the way?"

"Clap."

Hearing this, King Xue took out a small bottle of cool oil from his desk drawer, which contained a faint blue liquid, and threw it to Lian Ge.

"Let the girl's soul return, just put two drops of this thing on her forehead." Xue Wang looked at Lian Ge and said, "Save it, this thing has an effect on all the sequelae after the soul leaves the body." .”