chapter 6
Episode 6 – A fist closer than the law, magic closer than a fist
daughter and daughter
When the door opened, the fence, who had been reading the newspaper, greeted us with a brusque attitude.
“What?”
“Even though you’re a child of a fence, the attitude of serving customers is shit? Don’t you know that customers are new?”
Although it looks like a general grocery store on the surface, this is a store that handles stolen goods stolen or stolen by thieves or robbers.
The fence put down the newspaper and looked at us with hostile eyes.
“If it’s your guest, you’ll get the password first.”
“Sounds like a password and fell asleep, criminal bastards.”
“password.”
“The password is, ‘Don’t be a jerk, answer the questions I ask before you pull out all your hair’.”
Then the fence rang the bell in the corner.
“Guys, the true guest is here. Take care of your hands. Take care of the girl separately.”
The door next to the counter where the fence was sitting opened, and five thugs with knives and clubs came out.
“Hey, look at how nasty it is. What kind of hardships did your mother go through while you were pregnant…”
Before I could finish cursing, the thug’s knife hit my face.
“Master! Avoid!”
Fortunately, the fuselage vision and reaction speed were the same as Werner’s, so it was easily avoided.
“Can’t you see I’m talking shit? This is home schooling, too.”
I grabbed the thug’s hair and punched him in the face.
“Hey, do you know that? Potatoes on a ball are so delicious.”
My teeth fell out as I kept punching him in the face. He can’t eat tough meat.
The other thugs were terrified and trembling, not even thinking about coming.
“What are you staring at? My friend ate a lot of potato chips and even robbed corn. Don’t you guys have any loyalty?”
I threw the thug who was covered in corn to the floor. But as I threw him away, his arm brushed the hood of my robe, and the hood fell off.
That’s why I didn’t buy cheap robes.
“Um… That bastard…!
A thug recognized me and shuddered and pointed at my face.
“Don’t point the finger at my master… even at the head… rudely…”
Suddenly, Airi warned the thug in a sullen voice. No, why is he suddenly in a hurry?
The other thugs questioned the thug who was pointing at me if they didn’t know my identity.
“Hey what is it? Who the hell is that guy?”
“That bastard Werner… That Werner…”
Perhaps he knew me well.
“Long black hair, blue eyes… And that fighting skill… It’s definitely the Werner who single-handedly annihilated this entire human trafficking ring…!”
Come to think of it, when Werner took charge of the young Airi, he heard rumors that there was a human trafficking organization selling children nearby, and he said he killed them. Although I knew the truth after reading the game’s side story novel.
“No, there are not one or two black-haired ones, and blue eyes are not rare!”
“No.. The biggest feature of all… Look at that girl-like face with dark circles coming down! That Werner is right!”
What did this bastard say now? Of course, Werner is pretty, but I didn’t expect to be called that way. Oh, that’s how it felt, so the community was flooded with dysphoric people who did weird things to Werner.
Recalling the memory of seeing Werner being fooled by their fishing posts and seeing funny pictures of him doing strange things, I was filled with anger.
“Hey, did you say you have a girlish face right now…?”
“Certainly, if you remove the dark circles from Master’s face, you can mistake it for a woman.”
“Iri, shut your mouth before I hit you really hard.”
“Eup-up-up…”
Airi covered her mouth with both hands and made a strange sound.
“Hey you bastards, what’s my face like? Does it look like a girl?”
Then one of the thugs made excuses by pointing at one of them saying that my face was like a girl.
“No! I think I’m very manly! He’s the only one who’s said such blasphemous things!”
“Shut up, it’s joint responsibility.”
But another thug next to him said:
“It sure looks like a girl…”
“Aha, you guys were thinking that way as well.”
I pointed at their lower legs with my finger.
“Steel, rise up right now and stab me.”
Fufufufufufu!
An iron skewer rose from the ground and pierced them there.
“Quaaagh!”
“aaah!”
“My my… aaagh!”
I personally removed their masculine symbolism. This is the so-called forced ts. Take a picture of the ts lintel with the magic crystal ball. maybe not? If you broadcast while singing, will a second life come to you? I hope you don’t do female corruption.
“From this moment on, you girls are you fucking bastards.”
The fence fencer was terrified and sat in a polite posture.
“Hey, let me ask you something.”
“Yeah…yep! Just ask me anything! Werner looks like a man!”
I liked the answer, so I stroked his head. It saddened me every time I saw that there were only a few strands of hair left. So I didn’t want to do anything too harsh.
“Have you ever had a sky blue wallet stolen?”
“Yes, not too long ago…”
“Where is that wallet?”
I knew that the wallet was there, but since Airi was with me, I needed the possibility of attacking there.
Anyway, those thugs sacrificed their eggs just for that ‘probability’. In a way, it’s pitiful, but considering the hateful pictures I’ve seen so far, I’m not pitiful at all. No, why are you uploading a male character getting hit by tentacles with a title of dog shit, you bastards.
“Where are you? Do you really want to get lost?”
“The head of the Bechem branch of our organization just took it away because he liked the design.”
“Oh yeah? Where are those bastards?”
“To Organization Headquarters…”
“Where is the headquarters, shiny shaved bastard?”
The fence father averted his gaze again. Seeing it made me angry again.
“You bald man, you look funny because I’m being kind, huh?”
“But if you blow the Crew HQ location, I could die!”
I let out a sigh of relief at that bald head.
“Wind, cut it.”
A sharp wind cut off the last few strands of his hair. It could be cruel, but since I didn’t follow Werner’s instructions, I think it’s worth a few strands of hair.
“Hee… Hee Iik…”
“Next time it’s not the hair… Oh, there’s no hair anymore anyway? Anyway, next time I cut the head off.”
“Yeah…?”
“If you don’t answer my questions, you’ll be killed by me, not them. Now, tell me where the headquarters building is.”
He had to blow the location of the headquarters by eating mustard while crying. These scumbags don’t just listen to words and eat them. You have to beat, stab, and cut to hear the words.
However, Airi, who was looking for stolen goods in the corner, picked up a ring case from the corner.
“What is it? Airi, do you want that?”
Then Airi opened the case, looked at the ring, looked at the contents, and answered with a wide smile.
“Yes! Are you going to give it to your cute pupil?”
Airi pokes her cheek with her index finger and plays aegyo.
Damn, that’s honestly cute. When I was playing as a female lead, I didn’t think much of it, but looking at it like this, it’s really cute.
Can not be done. If I mess with him, I’m really screwed. It means that the whole body is dismembered.
“Yes, this kind and compassionate master will give it to you as a gift.”
The fence father asked in a cautious voice.
“That… the price is…”
“Is that stolen property anyway? Take it, you bastard.”
“Um… When we bring in stolen goods like that, we pay the price…”
“Wind…”
“Take it! Take it!”
“Well done!”
I stroked the guy’s bald head. Hey, it feels surprisingly good to have this done by men.
There was also a high-end robe made of dark gray fabric near the counter, so I put it on and it fit me perfectly.
I threw off the old robe I was wearing and put on the robe.
“Hey, take this too? No complaints?”
“Yeah… yep! Of course!”
“Well done!”
The guy who just before took the stolen goods and valued them now obediently offered them. After all, humans are learning animals.
“Wow, Master looks good on you!”
“Isn’t it all thanks to this master’s outstanding appearance, disciple?”
“Yes, that is correct!”
It’s a bit embarrassing to admit it like that.
“But the color is gray, so it’s a bit… because of Master’s appearance…”
“Why is it gray?”
“It’s like a nun who ran away from a monastery. A nun who is tired of asceticism.”
Boom!
He hit Airi’s head. This is legal, because Airi’s father said it’s okay to feed him honey chestnuts when he climbs.
Airi whimpered and cried before handing me the ring case.
“What is it, disciple?”
“Women don’t put rings on their hands.”
“Where are you from?”
“In a romance novel.”
“I should burn this guy’s novels.”
Airi held the ring case in front of me. As if emphasizing to put it in quickly.
“Please put it in quickly!”
“hahahaha I got it…”
Well, it’s not that I’m proposing to him, it’s okay. It’s just about putting on a ring.
He took the ring out of the ring case. It was a ring with a red jewel in it… I’m sure I’ve seen it somewhere…
“Come on quickly.”
“Don’t rush this master, he won’t run away.”
I put the ring on Airi’s ring finger.
“hehehehe I’m going to brag to my father that Master put a ring on my ring finger!”
“Disciple… It looks like you really want to see this master die.”
I entrusted my daughter to a younger brother I knew, but he, who is 12 years older than my daughter, put a ring on my ring finger? It’s a situation that can be misunderstood enough, and it’s annoying even if you’re like me.
“Just say you bought it so your father doesn’t misunderstand.”
“Why? It’s true that Master put it in.”
“If you don’t want to see Master Lee die, then do so.
Being killed by Airi’s father would be acceptable no matter what.