chapter 3
3 – Can’t stand dark history, cancer!
Now, what is the character of the warrior?
He is the true protagonist of the world in the damn game I entered.
It is a reliable companion that the player can always rely on, and the only thing that can be set at the beginning of the game is the player’s character setting, so the name is of course every playthrough, and everything from appearance to gender is determined randomly.
He was a reliable character who always guaranteed basic performance, equipped with a special weapon called a holy sword, so he was a gangster who played a ruckus against demons, and an idiot character who only learned the same gem of attack skills.
Truly the chosen character, the hero himself loved by the creator.
And among the NPC colleagues in the game, he was the only character with no personality setting.
In the first place, it was a Mangem that lacked game quality, but since the main character is a warrior, I remember thinking that it was a one-tool with a righteous personality, so I passed it on without thinking.
It happened right after the 5 of us had all gathered, while we were in the middle of a trip.
Once, while we were all having a meal together at an inn, the innkeeper gave three apples as a service to the warrior and the saintess because they were pretty.
At that time, everyone was at odds with each other, and I tried a simple test that I had heard of somewhere in the thought that I needed to figure out some of each person’s personality.
A test asking how to receive and eat the apples handed to you by the hero, draw 3 apples and 7 people on a book appropriately taken out of the bag, and draw only 4 lines to distribute the apples fairly.
“It’s annoying. Why do humans like useless stories like this?”
“It’s fun, fun! Relaxing atmosphere!”
At that time, Owen, an elf shaman who was more focused on bows, grumbled about why he was doing such a thing, but obediently held a pen in his hand.
Owen was a rational personality who sacrificed the few for the majority to match his unlucky personality.
“Since ancient times, the fast and strong have everything.”
“Oh, yes.”
Compared to when he defeated the demon lord, Udon, a huge tanker armed with poor equipment, said that the one who eats first is the owner, and he didn’t even hold a pen in his hand, wondering if there was a need for that.
Udon says, ‘The strong rise to the top and the weak are weeded out.’ Was an honest warrior who believed in spiritualism.
“Even a trifle like this can lead to disputes.”
“I see.”
Before being called her saintess, Lancia, who was an ordinary nun except for her beautiful appearance, said that she would buy 4 more of her apples herself so that there would be no dispute. I drew more dogs.
She was just a caring good person that can often be found everywhere.
And the hero. One or two…
“Killing 4 people is an easy solution.”
“Hero, isn’t it too rough?”
“I didn’t want to see human nature like this.”
“Hmm, this is also a way for the strong.”
“Hero, sooner or later we’ll have proper character education.”
She put on a mischievous smile and drew a diagonal line once for each of the four people in the notebook.
At that time, I thought it was just a joke, and it was just a part of my memories of laughing moderately with his colleagues ….
Looking at it now, the warrior had already been yellow at that time.
Perhaps, because the journey as a hero was nothing but hardships, it might have been ruined somewhere.
Starting with me, when I became a customized wizard, I had no time to think about earning money to live on for a while, so I just went to work hard.
The problem is that after that, I raised my level in earnest to find a way to return home, and while learning skills, I had some spare time, so I remember suffering quite a bit from homesickness.
I never dreamed that I would suffer from not being able to eat soybean paste stew and kimchi.
Leveling up, I started killing monsters every day, and when I went back to the inn when my mentality was cracked, I always lay in bed and lay there for an hour in a daze.
I was asked to participate in a nonsensical martial arts contest to elect a fellow warrior, and to prepare a basic item and carriage expenses.
While dealing with people while solving the request, I felt like I was going to get a vase, so I got mentally broken again and lay down on the bed, and on the way to the capital, bandits came out and got angry and kicked them out with magic.
I still remember the clients who saw me as a pet and sent out fraudulent requests.
There was no guarantee that you could get the items that monsters drop with a certain probability, so I had no choice but to put up with it.
Since the performance of the items given as quest rewards was quite excellent, there were times when I quietly completed the task, took the item and a small amount of money, and went straight to leveling.
I also have a clear memory of vowing to return to the village where I started and make him a half asshole if I can’t return home.
But, instead of returning home, I was taken to another district, ignored by my doctor, and kidnapped.
Life is truly unpredictable.
“What are you thinking?”
“I want to go home.”
“I don’t like it.”
I don’t know why she’s so determined, but I hope she’s in moderation.
The sight of her staring at her while still inhaling the tteokbokki diligently is unnecessarily pretty, to the point of annoyance.
Anyway, continuing to live here is already an established fact, so should I ask you to buy a smartphone later?
“Have you given up on speaking in the end?”
“Sol didn’t even say honorifics.”
“Hu-, are you arguing now?”
“Isn’t it? I’m so happy just talking to Sol right now.”
My mouth was smeared with red sauce and I was laughing like an idiot.
If she was moderately pretty, she would have frowned and wiped her eyes and told me to eat, but I was so shabby that I couldn’t say anything because she was so pretty.
“So how is it?”
“What?”
“Tteokbokki is delicious, right?”
“No, gimbap is delicious.”
The hero said with a confident voice and a wide smile.
I wish I could wipe my mouth first before talking, but please let me eat soybean paste stew next time.
Since you were a character in the game and I can’t say that I’m a Korean from another planet, it’s just frustrating.
“Tteokbokki is such a valuable dish… I will make it completely Korean.”
“…”
At my calm reply, she pursed her lips and was busy grunting.
I ate the kimbap with the fork the warrior gave me. They would take it for granted that I can’t use chopsticks, so I just eat whatever they give me without saying anything.
No, but I’m already Korean. Fucking a Korean who wants to eat soybean paste stew and kimchi.
“After lunch, I’ll go and buy clothes for Sol and daily necessities.”
The hero sipped his cool piece, adding that it would take about two hours.
It seems that he has no intention of letting me out of this house for the time being.
“Yes, do as you like. I can’t even fall off because of this necklace you put on my neck anyway.”
“Eh, it’s both sides? Sol can make me do this, this, that, and that every day if he puts his mind to it?”
She dyed her face red and licked her fingers coquettishly.
With Deokji Deokji sauce smeared on her lips.
I don’t know if a hero can seduce a man with that face, but he’s no longer a hero, and that’s absurd.
I don’t think I need to worry about it.
“I have no intention of making you do it because it’s not you.”
“Let’s see.”
She gave her a snort once to get rid of her nonsense.
[The condition of the belonging necklace is additionally updated.]
[5. Solaseado cannot go out without one or two permission.]
Although the system window immediately popped up in front of my eyes, I felt down.
Hey, I’m eating a lot because of this stupid necklace. Maybe my life was twisted from the moment I promised to defeat the demon king like a dragon.
“If you buy something weird, I’ll burn it with a fireball”
“Hee hee hee hee, look forward to it.”
“Let’s not laugh like a pervert while being a woman.”
“Yes.”
Suddenly, I remembered the faces of Owen and Udon, who were chasing after the hero.
Perhaps I put all my hardships into that world to save those foolish fools from the hands of this demon hero.
When we meet in the next life, we will surely pay for our lives.
With such an unlikely rationalization, the warrior cleaned up his table, carefully checked the smart door lock, and went out vigorously with the words that he would come back.
“Okay, let’s get down to business.”
Relax your body by stretching once in a while.
Earth, a different world I came to for the first time in my life, now I am in the room of the woman who kidnapped me.
Time to prepare to fight for my freedom.
I immediately fell to the floor and reached under the bed, which must have been dusty.
I can’t be alone. A game made by Cheomduk, a world made by Cheomduck.
Sounds like an idiot, but isn’t it obvious that a studio where a woman lives alone in this f*cking world is a place to hide things that could be a weakness?
Next is the chest of drawers and closet, and then the bathroom cupboard.
Anyway, a situation from which there is no escape. If so, wouldn’t it be worthwhile to find the hero’s embarrassing childhood album and make fun of it?
Already, the corners of her lips started to twitch and dance.
I can’t stand the dark history, cancer!