I won the Shenhao Jackpot

“Andrea, I’m not dreaming, am I?!”

I don’t know how many times Tian Chao has asked this sentence, although Andrea has affirmed many times, Tian Chao himself has twisted his thighs many times, and now his thighs are still hot and painful, but this beautiful woman actually called his husband to be his wife, only felt that his feet were like stepping on cotton to see what kind of dream.

“Husband, you are not dreaming, put on the dress and we will become a family, when the time comes… You finally believe it. ”

Andrea sorted out the dress that looked like a military uniform on Tian Chao’s body, and rolled her eyes helplessly.

Tian Chao immediately giggled at the glance, even rolling his eyes is so good-looking, he dares to say that there will be no more beautiful woman than his wife on the earth, An Linlin, Ou Peng, you can’t imagine that I have such an adventure, in the future, the shame you give me is “reward” or “return”. Especially the strange reason for An Linlin’s breakup is unpleasant when I think about it, and there is a faint trace of sadness.

Andrea seems to know what he thinks, and the big screen opposite the void shows a video, the protagonist on it turned out to be An Linlin waiting for the car, and then he and his former good buddy He Xi came out of the five-star hotel, the reason why the former good buddy was because the two broke up, it was because of An Linlin. An Linlin looked at him and He for a long time, but neither of them noticed anything. I went home and wrote in my diary that I met He Gongzi today, but unfortunately the famous grass has a master, but the man wearing Versace next to him is worth paying attention to.

“Leah, this seems to be when I was in my junior year, how could you have…”

Andrea said: “Using the clips found by going back in time, you will recognize the true face of An Linlin after watching it, and then you won’t have to be angry and sad for such a woman.” ”

Tian Chao nodded and looked at it curiously…

The clip was only about three or four minutes and finished quickly, he closed his eyes and showed a hint of mockery at the corner of his mouth, although incoherent but the general meaning was very clear, it turned out that An Linlin looked at him and thought he was a low-key rich second generation, the cause was all on He Xi, He Xi is a low-key rich second generation, a dormitory for nearly three years stunned no one knows his details.

Until one day He Xi was robbed with a knife, he happened to meet a help, the two ran to a five-star hotel to hide, because the clothes were cut and replaced with the clothes prepared by He Xi asked the hotel, and later knew that it was Versace, a piece of clothing at least tens of thousands returned to He Xi was rejected can only stay, pressed at the bottom of the box and never worn.

An Linlin, who was in the same school, was in her freshman year at the time, because he was often with He Xi, and after several coincidences, he was considered to be a rich boy who liked to play and keep a low profile like He Xi and He Gongzi. The ingenious design coincidence, a little bit of good feelings, he obediently took the bait. Proper scheming!

He likes to know that An Linlin is very scheming and has a very persistent purpose, and said many times that “you can never touch your true feelings when you play”, at that time, he was obsessed and didn’t care at all, and then once accidentally talked to An Linlin, a little trick made him misunderstand that He Xi had bad intentions for his girlfriend, so the two broke up, and now I think that I was really led by this woman by the nose at that time.

A year ago, Tian Chao felt that the time was ripe to go home and put on An Linlin, and came to the countryside, An Linlin thought that it was a temptation to coax his parents around, but after returning, he repeatedly knocked on the side and found that the men and women he met were really his parents instead of temptation, and his attitude was slowly cold, and finally found the next home and directly showdown with him, a real liar master.

Tian Chao didn’t know what it was like, but the anger in his heart was burning more and more, because the most hated thing about heavy feelings was the woman who cheated his feelings. Forget it, without her, maybe there would be no chance to marry Andrea, now it is okay to visit the church and get married for a while… He thought of looking at Andrea affectionately with a smile on his lips.

Andrea blushed a little, casually closed the screen, pulled him to the huge screen, posed for several photos in succession, and then a device under the big screen spit out a few pages with busts of the two of them.

Tian Chao asked curiously, “Is this the marriage certificate of your planet?” ”

Andrea nodded with a complicated expression, took the marriage certificate and pointed to a location and said: “The husband wants to obtain DNA next, you put your thumb in this position.” ”

Tian Chaoyan pressed his thumb on it, only to feel that his finger was numb and flicked away.

Andrea took the marriage certificate and pressed it, suddenly shining, two points of light flew into the eyebrows of the two, Tian Chao suddenly seemed to understand something, his mind moved a small book in his hand, opened it to see that it was the wedding photos and certification documents of the two of them.

The original document or marriage certificate did not disappear, Andrea immediately put it back in the device and flashed away, and soon the screen showed the words that the marriage had been reported, and said: “Okay, we are now a legal couple.” According to the Supreme Code, a female officer can transfer her official position to her husband after marriage, and you press the first dragon-shaped button on the dress. ”

“Well, eh, this doesn’t have to be used, right? Oops! ”

Tian Chao subconsciously put his finger on the button before he remembered to push it, and then his finger exhaled in severe pain.

The gown shone with a ghostly light, and a voice echoed in his head: “Unknown DNA invasion, under examination… Tian Chao, Captain Andrea and the husband of the future Governor of the God Lost Star Domain, meets the criteria for transfer, will he accept it? ”

Tian Chao was a little confused, in the end he accepted it, this is not a combination of people and money, although it was proposed by his wife, it seems that it is a little shameless to agree.

Andrea frowned and said softly: “Husband, after I marry you, I just want to be with my husband and godson and don’t want to show my face again, and external affairs depend on you.” ”

As soon as Tian Chao heard the manhood, he immediately chose to accept. Unnoticed that his wife secretly sighed with relief.

In an instant, the dress turned into a military uniform and then devoured the underwear, while a voice continued to come from his mind: “According to the provisions of Article S12568 of the Supreme Code, Tian Chao meets the regulations on temporary transfer… Hello Captain Tian Chao, I am Wisdom Brain A**. ”

Without underwear, Tian Chao was a little awkward, the military uniform seemed to be tight, and he looked down at the place where there was no abrupt beauty before he was relieved.

Andrea covered her mouth and smiled, explaining: “Husband, this is a special combat uniform for the captain, the attack and defense are very powerful, the specific way can be queried with the wisdom brain a**, in addition to the complete life function of bathing and dust removal only needs one idea, you can change the style at will, even if you change a lot of pieces.” ”

“So that’s it, I change my look.”

Although he was comfortable to wear, Tian Chao still felt a little unaccustomed to wearing a piece of clothing, and his mind moved more autumn clothes and autumn pants, underwear and underwear. The military uniform also became Versace, and it was pleasantly surprising that the clothes could be taken off one by one. At the same time, I secretly opened the bath to remove dust and washed my body over and over again.

Andrea blushed shyly when she saw Tian Chao, who was only wearing underwear and underwear, and lowered her head and said, “Husband, you…, I…”

Tian Chao knew that his wife had misunderstood, and a few clothes on his hand were worn on his body as soon as his mind moved, which was too convenient! Although he really wanted to kiss Fangze now, he still said against his will: “Leah, don’t misunderstand, just try on clothes.” ”

“Oh.”

Andrea lowered her head and blushed, Tian Chao was stunned for a while, and an ambiguity permeated the two.

For a long time, Andrea turned around, Tian Chao woke up like a dream, didn’t know what to say for a while, coughed and said: “Leah, since we are married, are we going to meet our parents.” ”

Andrea was silent for a while and said: “The earth is tens of thousands of light years away, it is not possible to arrive overnight, as for returning to the empire, it is even more remote, the long night is long, you better go to the bath.” Turn left 100 meters ahead. ”

“Well, okay, I’ll go, that…”

Tian Chao has also talked about several girlfriends, this subtext is still clear, and he ran to the bathroom door in surprise only to remember that he had washed his uniform many times, and wanted to explain that he saw Leah’s earnest expression and finally did not say it.

The bathroom door opened automatically, and inside the door was a fifty-square-meter room, empty except for the silvery glow of the walls everywhere. Curiously walked in, there was a half-meter-thick high-pressure water column on it, and the combat uniform immediately opened the emergency defense cover to block it, this sudden situation startled him, and before he could ask, Leah’s white shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and his head ached sharply, and he fainted in front of his eyes.

The white shadow appeared to be Andrea, and listened to her mutter: “Fortunately, I know the flaws in this battle suit, otherwise I really want to be with him… Hum! Daphne, you want to humiliate me, no matter how well I calculate, it’s a pity that the person you picked can’t … Tian Chao, I’m really sorry to let you die for me, An Linlin and Ou Peng I have punished for you, I swear that after you die, I will keep the festival for you for a hundred years, you can go on the road with peace of mind. ”

By the end, Andrea had disappeared, and only the incomparably beautiful sound echoed in the bathroom.

I don’t know how long Tian Chao woke up, rubbed the back of his head and stood up, saw that there was no one around, and called Andrea out of the bathroom, but unfortunately he didn’t see her when he searched the command room.

Just about to ask the wisdom brain, I saw a beauty who was not inferior to Andrea appeared on the big screen, no one was operating an unknown device, I don’t know what I saw, my face changed greatly, and then shouted to Tian Chao: “Are you an idiot, are you a fool, such a big beauty in front of you for so long and don’t know to get on her, or are you that incompetent?” …… This stinky bitch let her escape again. ”

Tian Chao said angrily, “Who are you? You are not allowed to scold my wife. ”

“I’m Imperial Magistrate Daphne, I can’t see that I’m quite protective of your wife, but it’s a pity that Andrea doesn’t think so, watch this video.”

Daphne taps a device, and the corner of the big screen starts playing everything that happens in the bathroom…

Tian Chao only looked at half of it, his body was already shaky, and his brain roared, and he was temporarily deaf. How he didn’t want to think about it now, he also understood that he had been deceived again, and what was even sadder was that the regret and chagrin were all to himself, and there was not a trace of resentment towards Andrea, who made her look so beautiful, a smile in his eyes offset those resentments, and he rushed to die for her for a hundred years.

Daphne found that he was in an abnormal mood, and after a little thought, she understood the reason and explained: “You don’t think that a hundred years of observance is a lot, according to the Supreme Code, the death of a spouse (imperial citizen), the minimum proportion of years for the undeceased to remarry or marry another is one-tenth of his life, telling you that ordinary people in the Golden Dragon Empire can live for ten thousand years, and Andrea is an elite, at least 80,000 years, you yourself calculate how much worse, and in comparison, 80,000 years is equivalent to a hundred years of your life, and eight hundred years is about equal to one year for you, A hundred years is equivalent to a month and a half, which means that if you die she will remarry in a month and a half. ”

“Fuck, bitch…”

Tian Chao was taken into the ditch at once, and he scolded fiercely. No matter how watery a woman on the earth is, she does not dare to marry someone else in such a short time, and from this point of view, how can she not hate.

Daphne smiled happily, and said scolding in her heart, the more ruthless the scolding, the more sensational this video will be on the Curiosity Network, and it will definitely make Andrea’s stinky bitch anxious. After waiting for a while, he felt that it was almost the same, and said seriously: “Captain Tian Chao, in view of your failure to complete the imperial colonization mission, according to the imperial regulations, you should be exiled to the Dark Star Domain for a thousand years, but because you are not an imperial citizen, you will be sentenced to death by citing the subsidiary regulations of the Supreme Code, and now you will be executed immediately.” ”

Shen Hao silently thought about spells, in fact, the spells he learned, spells are a Taoist method of using spells to pray to gods and curse ghosts. It is believed that it can sense the Heavenly Emperor, subdue the ghosts and gods, and achieve the purpose of eliminating evil and eliminating disasters and turning evil into luck.

Taoist mantras, like talismans, are widely used. There are those who are used to treat diseases, plus “Curse Jujube Curse”, “Curse Water Curse Throat Curse”, “Cold Curse” and so on. There are those used for Neidan practitioners, such as “Pure Mouth Mantra”, “Purification Body Curse”, “Pure Heaven and Earth Curse”, “Requiem Fixing Curse”, “Sitting Refining Curse” and so on. There are those used to expel evil, such as “Liuhe Curse”, “Servant Curse”, “Childish Multi-Calamity Charm” and so on. There are spells used for thunder spells, such as “Wind Curse”, “Cloud Curse”, “Rain Curse”, “Thunder Curse” and so on. As far as the content of its language is concerned, those who pray to the gods or gods are mostly stating their wishes and praising weed; There are those who call to the general gods, and most of them are commanding words; Those who curse and reproach the ghosts are mostly rebukes and threats. Its language forms are mostly rhymes composed of three, four, five, and seven words (with four words as the most), a few are unrhymed words of varying length, and some have Sanskrit transliterations or purely Sanskrit transliteration of mantras, such as �����唽幰咰. The end of the mantra usually ends with urgency like a commandment. Volume 1 of Song Zhao Yanwei’s “Yunlu Man’s Banknote” says: Urgent as a command, the Duke of Han shifts ordinary words, and the cloud charm is followed today. Zhang Tianshi, a Han Chinese, inherited it, and the Taoist was given the ancestral narrative.

(2) Here are a few examples contained in the Book of Taoism to illustrate: The Canopy Curse: Canopy Canopy, Sect of All Gods. Majestic avenue, parade space. Sit in the South Dipper, stand in the North Dipper. Ziwei Dashuai, the emperor bestows merit. …… The golden que jade room has great divine skills. Anger shakes the heavens and earth, and the sun and moon lose their light. Swallow the five mountains and pour out all directions. Those who follow the curse, come and fall quickly. Those who violate my curse will perish. Urgent as a command.

(3) “Purification God Curse”: Lingbao Tianzun, comforting the body. Disciple Soul, Five Hidden Xuanxi. Green dragon and white tiger, the team is full of battles. Suzaku Xuanwu, guard me really.

(4) “To the Rain Curse”: Five emperors and five dragons, descending light and wind. Widely spread and moisturized, assisted by Lei Gong. Five lakes and seas, the water is the most dynasty. The gods ordered Ru, and Changchuan obeyed. Those who dare to violate it, thunder axe will not tolerate. Urgent as a command.

(5) Taoist priests chant mantras, there are silent recitations, and silent meditations (heart mantras, secret mantras). When chanting mantras, they often cooperate with pinching. The so-called pinching trick means that the roots, knuckles, fingertips, nails, etc. of the fingers are matched with the heavenly stem, the earth branch, the five elements, the seven politics, the eight trigrams, and the twenty-eight suku, according to the relationship between the five elements, or imitating a certain image, making various gestures such as stretching, bending, pulling, hooking, and intercourse. Volume 26 of the “Supreme Xuanyuan Three Days Jade Hall Dafa”: There are more than seven hundred tips for the trick, and whoever pinches the trick, so he can control evil with truth, and the army will rule things. (6) It means that with this trick, the gods are true, the gods are served, and the evil spirits are cured.