I'm Peter Parker?

The next day, Peter wakes up to such an annoying alarm clock

Peter, instead of turning it off, flattened it and began to sleep further

May, who had woken up before him, and was already dressed in her casual work clothes, went into the bedroom

and I saw Peter sleeping, and the little ball that was left from the alarm clock

— Peter, are you going to school today?

— I don't want to, I want to rest.

May agreed, because she understood that Peter's whole psyche of the guy is not stable, because of yesterday's incident,

May went up to the guy and kissed him goodbye

— Bye, dear, I'll tell the school that you're sick.

— Thanks, bye

Peter, after May's words, began to slowly close his eyes, falling asleep

Peter woke up and felt great, as he had slept for the first time. He looked at the time on his phone at 12:47, and when he saw the missed calls from May and Gwen, he texted them that he felt bad

Peter went to the kitchen, eating yesterday's soup, finishing his meal, Peter went up to his room.

And I started looking at the results of my fruits, 20 thousand people have already downloaded Instagram in 3 days. Peter smiled at his friend.

Peter lazily got up and thought about making all the popular games that were in his past world, such games as Counter-Strike offense, Dota, Minecraft, GTA —Surprisingly, these games did not exist in this world

— but in order for me to do all this, I need good equipment. Peter, think about how I can do this.,

but suddenly Peter came up with a brilliant idea to rob the bad guys and take them for himself, Peter smiled at his idea

— maybe I should still come up with a nickname for myself, Peter Pan—Peter laughed at his half-joke, but immediately went to get his costume

Peter decided to rob, none other than Kingping, a famous criminal author, and a well-known philanthropist in the common people

Peter decided to make himself a new crazy image by buying a purple jacket and trousers in the market, a white shirt, a black ribbon instead of a tie, paint with a short-acting paint that is washed off with a solution that was in the package

and yes, as you understand, our hero for justice decided to dress up as a closed enemy, our dark knight, the Joker

Why would he ask? It's simple, our main character, then it's just one of the favorite villains in DC

After getting dressed and putting on a clown mask, Peter walked towards Hell's kitchen

Walking towards 1 of the branches of Kingpin, he met 4 guys along the way, who, as I understood, were members of this branch

Peter pulled the guys into the alley, and began to interrogate them, and Peter wanted to get into the role so much that he began to play along with him

— Hi guys, I would like to ask you a couple of questions, if there are ways, don't tell me how everything works in the branch?

1 bandit—

fuck you, clown — and spat in his face, but the saliva did not reach, but remained in Peter's defense

— oh, didn't Mommy teach you that spitting at passers—by is not beautiful - and Peter wrung the neck of 1 bandit, the others looked at it with horror in their eyes

— and so you won't tell me how everything works in the building?)

The others started nodding at an incredible rate, agreeing to which weirdo

After the joker was told everything, Peter also wrung their necks, instantly killing them

Looking at the 4 lying corpses, Peter thought, and began to squeeze their already cold corpses, making them look like cubes, making 4 cubes, with the size of a little finger on his foot

The joker took a lighter from his jacket pocket and burned 4 cubes made of bandits' underpants

Peter flew up unnoticed, looking for ventilation pipes, but not finding them, Peter decided to carefully make a passage for himself on the roof

With the help of his power, he made a kind of hole in the floor in the wall, gently descending with the help of flight

Peter closed the hole he had just made in the wall so that no one would see him.

but he was wrong, going down Peter saw about a dozen people in dressing gowns

Entering the room, which had luxurious furniture, and on the wall hung a picture of the formidable Kingpin holding a golden skeleton

Peter searched for all the money and jewelry that were here, searching the room for 5 minutes, and he liked the results, finding 150 thousand in cash there, and several akr 47 with a silencer, and usp

When Peter saw this weapon, he almost screamed with joy, remembering his childhood dream of

becoming a spin like Jackie Chan

— Why would Kingpin need a weapon?He's already strong, Peter thought to himself.

Peter took with him 2 usps, 1 acre with a silencer, and several wallpaper

I went downstairs

looking at the entire 2nd floor, Peter began to look around, and not seeing the difference between the office workers and the Kingpin workers. Peter's expectations were completely different,

The joker was looking for an elevator to go down to the 1st floor, he began to sneak up unnoticed, looking for an elevator, he accidentally ran into a bald man with a fine on his left eye

Because of his long experience, George quickly regressed, and shot the Joker in the chest, but not at all aware that the bullet would not reach the target, stared at it with a kind of contempt remembering all the mutants he had met

Peter immediately made him fly into the air, and shot him in the head, killing 1 of the guards

by making a cube out of him too, Peter and throwing him somewhere

Peter began to approach his goal when he saw the elevator, which was guarded by 4 more muscular men

Peter made them stand still, the guards started trying to get married, but their efforts were in vain, the Joker came up to them, and just squeezed them making a cube out of them

Peter went to the elevator and began to descend to the 1st floor, The Joker waiting 15 seconds before going down, began to worry and get excited waiting for a shootout, because of the adrenaline

After 15 seconds of long agony. The door finally opened, and there were 20 guards standing there, who put their guns to the elevator door where Peter was

5 people who were in front of the whole crowd fired towards Peter, after a few seconds of gunfire

In the room where the shots reigned, they abruptly stopped

in a huge room, the size of someone's house, there were 20-odd people who, 5 of them, shot at a strange man in a purple suit and with a clown mask

Almost all the people looked at this clown with fear and concern

Veterans and experienced soldiers stood with their weapons pointed in the direction of the Joker, who could not give up and just run away, because of their pathetic pride

The newcomers, who had never encountered mutants, began to panic and tremble with fear

Peter pointed the gun at the guards. and he started shooting, some guards woke up, and tried to find hope that they could break through the invisible protection of the clown

But alas, God was not on their side, Some of the guards simply ran away from the horror and impending danger in their direction

While Peter was shooting and killing everyone, he heard the sounds of pleading and mercy, Ignoring them, he began to continue firing after he ran out of bullets

He approached the corpses, throwing away his weapon, he began to take the things that the corpses had