Implosion Spinoff: Haru Cooks with Malevolent Kitchen

Chapter 26: Lucky Pervert

Author: Geraint

Date Posted: April 14, 2024 Sun @ 7:21PM

In the guest room of Megumin's house, I was kneeling in front of Yunyun while I'm getting reprimanded by her.

"Haru-kun, are you listening to me?"

"Yes, Ma'am!" I immediately responded to her.

Megumin and Komekko was watching behind Yunyun and the two of them are staring to me in silence.

"That uniform. Are you going to attend our school?" Yunyun asked as she sat down on my side.

"Bukkororii will help with the application and he even gave me his old uniform. It can't be helped, since it's the only way for me to learn Magic item crafting."

Yunyun thought for a moment then she smiled at me and asked,

"If you're going, can I come with you?"

"Sure, I want to see you in your uniform!"

"Okay..." Yunyun became embarrassed as she fidgeted with her fingers.

Megumin whom supposed to be mad at me was calm the entire time.

"Hmph!"

She humphed to me as she walks away when her toes hit something on the uneven surface of tatami floor and she stumbled down towards my direction.

I caught her in my arms to avoid her from getting hurt when she suddenly pushed me away while freaking out.

"Waaahh!!"

She moved away from me while showing her was beet red face when I saw her not wearing any underwear, revealing the budding slit between her legs that made the eyes of everyone in the room widened and get startled.

"Don't look!"

Yunyun immediately covered my eyes with her hand that made me unable to see a thing.

"Hurry up and wear some panties!" she yelled to her friend.

"Huh?"

Megumin finally realized she isn't wearing any underwear and immediately covered her crotch with her skirt.

"Gyaaaaaaaah! You pervert!"

"Don't blame him! That was your fault!"

"Haru! You'll remember this!"

I heard several footsteps that she ran out of the room while crying in shame.

"Onee-chan wait!" Komekko followed after her.

After a moment silence, Yunyun took off her hand and unveiled to me her adorable pouting face, and she was very mad at me.

"You saw it didn't you?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

I acted like I saw nothing and it is another chance for me again to tease her with what happened just now.

"Her... her... down there." she's too embarrassed to speak properly her words.

Due to her cute reaction, I can't help myself but pinch her cheek.

"Say it!"

"Hey! Please stop it! You're doing it again on purpose, right?"

"Are you still mad at me? It was an accident, you know?"

"Still... you saw someone else..."

"Then are you gonna show me yours too?"

Her face turned red and she got mad at me again.

"I won't!"

She ran and immediately went out of the room, leaving me alone with no companion.

*Sigh*

I sighed, lying down on the tatami floor and closed my eyes. A lot of things happened in just one day and I don't think my tiredness will ever go away. I decided to fall asleep and allowed myself to get some rest but I still feel restless.

"Ugh... it's hard to get asleep."

I took out my flip phone and contact my little sister to check how are they doing.

"Hello?"

*Onii-sama?* *Eh? Haru-kun?*

I can also hear Shizu-nee on another side which made me felt ease that nothing happened to them.

"How is it going over there?"

*We're fine. Onee-sama went through from some check up to prove her identity as Enterprise. I'm here with her right now waiting for results in some kind of isolation room together with Belfast and the little girl Bel.*

"I see..."

*When we get back, I have a surprise for you, Onii-sama. Please look forward for it--*

"Don't try to steal anything over there just because you're from another world!"

I'm aware how mischievous she can be and it gotten worse ever since she became White Queen.

*Eh!*

She sounds disappointed.

"In the first place, those electronic appliances won't work here because we don't have electricity here. At least look for something that is powered by solar energy."

*Roger, Onii-sama!*

"You don't need to steal. Just ask Shizu-nee for money since she's rich over there."

*Okay!*

"Pass the phone to Shizu-nee. I have something to talk with her."

*Sure. --Onee-sama! Onii-sama wants to talk with you!*

Lolisa passed the phone then Shizu-nee was on the call.

*Hello, Haru-kun?*

"You told me that you're still looking for a boyfriend, right? I know someone who can have good synergy with---"

*Shut up! I knew you were just trying mess with me and tried to cheer me up with my situation, but that's all unnecessary now! I'm not that naive big sister that you know when you're still alive in our past life! I will be fine even without a partner in life.*

Her words made me smile, learning about her growth and gaining a lot of wisdom when I left by their side early.

"Well, I just want you to help me with something. I tell everything once you return back with Lolisa here."

*Sure, if it is from Haru-kun but as long as its not a strange request, I will do it.*

"It's not really a strange request. You just need act for me."

*Fine! Anyway, how are things going on between you and Yunyun?*

"Well, we're doing great. It just that..."

*Did you made her upset?! I will smack you in the head once I return from here!*

"I didn't! Something just happened and she got mad at me. After that, we're good again."

While talking on the phone, I saw a small opening on the door with two glowing red eyes staring at me.

"Oh! Speaking of the devil. It seems like she still awake. Do you want to talk with her? She told me that she's worried about your well being."

*Such a sweet girl. Please pass her the phone.*

I stood up then I went to open the sliding door and two fall off together on the floor.

"Wahh!"

Both of them were wearing pajamas and they panic when I found them out listening to me.

"No, Haru-kun! I'm just curious whom you talking to! And now, I'm worried..." Yunyun shook her head.

"What are you doing? Talking to yourself alone in the room!" Megumin pointed at me.

Despite being treated as someone crazy, I smiled at Yunyun and called for her.

"Come here, Yunyun. I have a surprise for you."

"Huh?"

She followed to the middle of the room then I held her hand and placed the phone in her palm.

"Isn't this..."

She was clueless about the device until I moved her hand holding the phone close to her ears.

*Anyone there? Hello?*

Yunyun was surprised when she recognized the voice.

"Huh? Shizuka-oneechan?"

*Ping-pong! It's me, your future sister-in-law! The one and only Shizuka-oneechan! How are you doing, Yunyun?*

"Ummm... I'm doing fine. I'm currently staying at my home village."

Even though she's still a bit shy at my extroverted big sister, she can hold a normal conversation with her despite being social anxious.

"Whom you are talking to, Yunyun?"

Megumin looks confused until she turned and our eyes meet each other then her face turned beet red and she became embarrassed as she hides her face to me. The accident that happened just now is still fresh in her mind.

"Please stop looking at me! I can't be a bride anymore. Of all things you have to see... why that part!" she trembled.

When I turned my focus on Yunyun, it seems that they already arrive on their main topic.

"Listen to this, Shizuka-oneechan! Haru-kun is... Haru-kun was..."

*Tell me! What did he do?*

"He turned himself into a Crimson Demon like me then he acted weird like the people of my clan which is out of his character! I'm afraid that he's turning weird because of me!"

"That what you're worried about?"

My cheek twitched listening to her complaints.

*I see... so you finally noticed."

"What do you mean, Shizuka-oneechan?"

*Haru-kun is reliable and acts cool most of the time despite his laid-back personality. But once boredom hits him, he might do new things in a weird way. There's a saying that 'Geniuses are often accompanied by madness.' If you think that Haru-kun is perfect, you're making a mistake. Out of us three siblings, he is the most crazy one. What kind of person who works 6 to 8 different part-time jobs or sidelines a day? I was really worried if he even sleeping!*

Upon hearing that, Yunyun laughed awkwardly as she glanced to me then to Megumin.

"Hehe..."

*So, don't worry. It's not really your fault. That just how he is...*

"Thanks, Shizuka-oneechan."

*Yunyun, I feel like there's something else you haven't told me.*

"Eh?!"

*Come on, tell me!*

"I don't think it's appropriate tell you about it."

*Yunyun, if it has something to do with my little brother, I'll never want to miss it.*

"Well, the truth is..."

Yunyun's face turned red as I really want to stop her from saying it but it too late because I was distracted by her adorable reaction.

"He accidentally saw Megumin's cunt!"

Megumin was shocked from what she heard.

"What are you saying, Yunyun?!" she screamed out of shame.

*What?! That lucky pervert!*

I sighed,

"Oh, here we go again."

(To be continued.)