Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

30 – Paran (5)

A rope has come down, but it looks like a rotten rope, so I doubt the oracle.

“Is there any other way?”

“Becoming royalty.”

I received not only the first graders, but also the dueling grounds of the senior students who were in the same grade as the teaching assistant. As for what happens if I refuse this, Trey said it would be fun, so let’s try it.

“Because I’m serious.”

“They will make fun of me for being a coward. How savage and cowardly are the combatants?”

Somehow, it looks exciting. Like Rita-senpai, she seems to want me to smash it, but I don’t know if I’m a rock or an egg. After thinking about it for a while, she can’t help but gravitate toward solidarity with Einkamphund.

“I heard you fought in pairs today?”

“Yes.”

“You can say that duels are only accepted in pairs.”

Then, since only those who have formed a pair of mixed gender can apply for a duel, there will be fewer enemies to face. That’s it, that’s all I can think of. When I asked if he had more than one compound eye, he smiled sinisterly.

“What if the princess gets hurt?”

“It must be a mess. Wouldn’t the royal family send a fact-finding team?”

“This is all I have to say. You do the rest.”

He opens the book saying he will study again. I live close to my desk for such a long time that I wonder if I will get hemorrhoids. He expressed his gratitude to the Federation, and said that he was the best magician in Heoden, so he did not answer.

“But, senpai.”

“You started studying.”

I went downstairs and bought a box of chocolates. When I chin it up on her desk, only the tips of her nostrils twitch. While asking why I bought this, my eyes roll back slightly. I said that Ein Kamphund asked me to have lunch today, but I declined with a single stroke.

“Is your hair an ornament?”

─I think I’ve heard of this.

“I never thought it would turn out like this.”

“Even if I go and beg, I have to change my mind.”

“I know that, but I don’t know the woman’s heart very well.”

The senpai shoved a piece of her chocolate down her throat, mysteriously deep, and she gurgled.

“Do you know me?”

“Still, I think you know better than me.”

“I don’t know women either. Do you know any women?”

N Boja Mensi, she jokes that there is no one else to ask other than Menshi, so why don’t she ask Lia? If that’s the case, I’m going to consult with Kite, but I gave up right away because she was more worried than I was, but she didn’t seem to be able to give me advice.

“Umm, then.”

“As expected, genius! You really don’t know anything, do you?”

I tossed a piece of chocolate in her face, so she ate it in her mouth. She eats well, she laughs.

“I don’t know about women either, but I know better than you.”

“Shall we take notes?”

“First, send the seal. He said he refused because of unavoidable circumstances.”

“And what?”

“Whether there is a reply or not, go visit him personally at least once. Anything is fine as a gift, so there are some things that are not burdensome with small things.”

“A copper ring?”

“Seriously, anyway, leave a suitable one and send it again with a seal. I’m sorry, let’s eat together right now.”

─Hey, senpai, I think that would only work for a normal woman.

“Is that enough?”

“Okay, don’t bother and just wait.”

After listening to her nodding several times, Trey-senpai moved her toes to see if she was in a good mood. She seems to be very timid and expresses joy. Suddenly, I wonder if you know how to treat me so carefully.

“You seem to know a lot of women, senior?”

“Not really.”

“By the way, how do you know how to do this?”

“Because my hair is not an ornament. Don’t talk to me, I really need to focus now.”

As Trey-senpai advised, I wrote a note addressing Einkamphund to her. The area with the outbuildings took a long time to get to and from, and cost five times as much. So she said she would bear the burden on my side. A reply came shortly after.

「Didn’t you hear what I said to quit?」

She wasn’t a normal woman, so it was unlikely that she would follow Trey’s advice. I read it for a long time, and this time I wrote it in my own way and sent it. If the senior had seen it, she would have definitely objected.

「Come with me, let’s break all the heads of the battle line.」

A reply came again.

「Damn it, with what? With a fist or an axe?」

「Anything is good, so let’s put an end to those bastards.」

「Bastard, it will be like that a long time ago. Doesn’t it look like a decoration?”

I thought there would be no more seals with that.

「If you do well, I will buy you better feed than today.」

I didn’t reply. Because this is what we need to meet and talk about. Even tomorrow, I will go to the annex and talk. They don’t take reservations, so I’ll have to go and wait. I couldn’t pay five times as much money and keep sending *notes. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkn, again, I went out to see if it was a seal requesting a duel, and it was sent by Kite.

「Play with me.」

Do you spend money to send something with no content? It’s the same thing with Leah.

「Should I send you an excerpt from the magic assignment?」

「No, I fall asleep right away when I read that.」

「Then come on.」

「Answer me even if I fall asleep.」

「Why are you replying when you are sleeping?」

「Anyway, you have to reply and finish.」

「My roommate notices me. I have to stop.”

「Deman, will you say that I am prettier?」

I just laughed when I got the last note. Senior Trey was annoyed, telling me to stop posting notes and get some sleep. She said she’d only do this. She buried her face in her pillow to tell her senior to buy cookies tomorrow and put them on her desk.

「You are prettier. I’m serious. Sleeping with roommates.”

It wasn’t included in one page, so I sent another one just like the princess did.

「Do not reply, go to bed. I’m not tall.”

「You look like an older brother.」

「Because I am one year older than you?」

Gearly, Trey-senpai got up and hit the back of my head with a pillow.

“Do some work. Are you even dating the princess?”

“No, how could you say such harsh words!”

She pretended to be sick for no reason, but suddenly, curious about how old Trey was, she asked.

“Eighteen.”

—Yes, it’s Trey.

“Me too.”

“So what?”

Tick-tock——When the seal came again, this time Trey-senpai ran out. He didn’t even open the note that came to me, he tore it up north and north and said that the note should start tomorrow. In the reply, write that your roommate tore it up. I am pure

「I can’t reply. My roommate is menstruating.”

The next morning, Trey-senpai couldn’t get out of her bed until I finished getting ready. He always wakes up on time, but I felt sorry that it was because of me. I went down to the first floor and asked if there was any tea that was good for a hangover. I recommend pickling ginger in honey. I took it and went back to my room. I put it down on the sleeping senior’s face.

“Senior, the lecture starts in an hour.”

My eyes widen. Look surprised As I pulled off the blanket and came out, a strange body odor floated around.

“Are you wearing perfume?”

“I’m busy because of you, so don’t talk to me.”

Hurry up, he prepared very frantically, so he looked at the items next to him instead to see if there were any items he hadn’t packed. While she was flustered, she grabbed her shoulder tightly as she hurried to go right away. She was so thin that her bones were palpable. “Ah,” She said softly and turned to me. I can’t even shed my eyes so I glared at him.

“This.”

I didn’t even pack an armband for a card that should be worn around my neck.

“You should take it.”

I accept it without saying thank you, but I turn around before going through the door.

“Hey, don’t touch my body without permission.”

“Yes. Let’s go quickly.”

I sent her senior, and I thought I could smell her scent, so I sniffed it. It was the smell of violets. He said he doesn’t wear perfume, he’s a pure liar. Even if she looks like that, maybe she has another girl she likes. Everyone my age is like that.

I came out with a little more notice than usual. It was the day I was taking an administrative lecture, so I didn’t have to meet the combat side. I deliberately turned toward the forest and headed for the lecture hall. Unlike combat or magic, the ink masters were all sincere and sociable. There were also some students from the support department, so it was an environment where I could manage to make friends.

At first, I quietly listened to the lecture. I thought I would because I could make a presentation next week.

“*Should we do a self-assessment within the school before the joint evaluation?”

As a professor, there is no clamor at all. As if everyone agrees, only quiet silence flows.

“I will do individual evaluation and group evaluation separately, but I will give you an individual evaluation task first.”

Administration is a category classified to train bureaucrats who will work in kingdoms and territories. For this reason, it is compulsory for students to write a thesis on a specific topic and to edit and compile school journals.

Me, since I was in the support field, I didn’t have to go through the school papers, but I had to submit at least a thesis. The professor was holding a public hearing to select a topic for the students. Here, our support students, who are nothing more than colorless mongrel, speak their opinions well. Yes, it means that you have an outgoing personality to some extent if you take other subjects.

“Is there a student with scars on his face?”

“This is Deman.”

“Okay, tell me. I will reflect it as much as possible.”

I think it would be good to think about it for a while and do something related to the topic you are studying recently.

“It would be nice to write a short thesis on the characteristics of denominations within the continent.”

“It’s interesting, but it must be difficult because it has nothing to do with administration.”

“Then, how about analyzing the Bersia Brotherhood to derive skills that can be applied to the administration of the kingdom?”

The professor looked at the students. It seems there are more believers here.

“Do you think it is worth tackling as a joint assignment?”

“Yes, there are many controversies, but we did the right thing when it comes to church expansion.”

I asked how it would be if we focused only on the operation and management of the organization and how to use it for administration, rather than being positive or negative.

For example, things like how to use the propagation method to organize a village community and further suppress the occurrence of demons. The professor nodded. The administrative cadets, who are rational, don’t seem to have listened to me.

“Looks good. However, there may be controversy, so let’s think about this later.”

After that, the lecture was over after hearing all the opinions of the cadets. Now that it is noon, the commercial district will be crowded with students who have come to eat. I bought something to eat in moderation at a place slightly off the restaurant street.

“Deman, here it is!”

Now I can settle down well even by myself. As I sit next to him, he recites what he wants to eat.

“Kite, can we go and eat at the archery range today?”

It’s nice, but you can’t just buy what you want to eat. After saying yes, he stood up instead of her.

“No, I can order!”

“Just stay here. I’ll pack it up.”

It took some time to receive more than three orders. It could get in trouble if you collided with combat cadets, so I returned as far as possible. When she returned to where Kite was again, she was seated by a woman she didn’t want to run into. She has tan skin and hazelnut eyes.

It was Chan Gallery.