It’s a Magic Sword, but the Hero Is Obsessed With It

chapter 33



33. A dog is a girl’s friend

[Whoa.]

I woke up from the sea of memories.

This time, instead of reversing a person’s life in its entirety, I was just reading the parts related to the hero quickly. It was a very impressive memory.

[Okay, I guess.]

[What is it? Am I the only one who doesn’t know?]

[Wait. I’ll explain later.]

Cream snatched me from Coffee’s hand as soon as I started talking again. Coffee’s complexion was still pale, but this time it should be fine since he hadn’t touched his life force. Maybe.

“Looks like you delayed too much. Let’s go to the restaurant first.”

Following the guidance of the coffee that soon picked itself up, we moved to the restaurant. The place in my memory is right. A place close to a banquet hall, too large and gigantic for one person to occupy.

As soon as Cream sat down at the table of honor, the food began to come out one by one. Each of them was a luxurious dinner that would have cost me a lot even as a human being.

I regret that I was born with a sword. I know how to eat too! I don’t have a mouth, but I like delicious things! ······For a moment.

[Hey, butler.]

“Yes?”

[Do you have any raw blood here?]

It’s not enough to swallow the soul, but it’ll be a treat. After hearing my request, Coffee was taken aback and immediately followed Cream’s glance and went out to get the blood.

Coffee soon returned, accompanied by a few well-built slaves. When the slaves opened the lid of the rum barrels they had brought with them, instead of the incense, the fragrant smell of blood spread through the dining room.

“It’s not human blood, would you mind? Still, it must be fresh since it was just slaughtered, but…”

[Ugh, who do you see as a demonic sword? I don’t care about that.]

[Wow, that shameless.]

While still playing with the utensils with one hand, Cream picked me up with the other and gently dipped me into the rum keg. Normally, it would cause fatal damage to the durability of the sword, but it’s different for me.

As expected, the flavor is inferior to that of cutting it yourself, but um. This isn’t bad enough. Bathing in blood, I asked the Holy Sword a question in a more relaxed voice.

[Do you not eat?]

[How does the sword eat in the first place! You’re weird!]

[If you don’t want to eat it, it’s so good…]

Soon the blood that filled the barrel of rum ran out, and at about the same time the cream also finished its meal. Cream, who was sniffing the tea served for dessert while the servants left with the leftover food and utensils, asked a question.

“Right. Choco, where did you go?”

The most common dog name in Korea seems to be no different in this world. I’ve been looking for a dog like that ever since I first entered the mansion.

By the way, no matter how high-class this is, can I let the dog loose like that?

“Because he goes for a walk around this time. Since I haven’t heard that the master is coming, he’ll probably be home at the usual time.”

“Wait, wait, what.”

Cream, having finished the dessert, stood up from her seat. Soon, Coffee leaves to manage other business, and we go upstairs again.

According to a sneak peek at Coffee Memories, if the first and second floors are the space where business is conducted, the third floor is close to the personal space of Sanghoi. It’s also where Cream lived after killing Baskin.

“Here, my room.”

[The inside is cleaner than I thought.]

It’s really nice to use the mixed room where the catastrophe happened. Of course, since it was a few years ago, all the corpses had been removed and the structure of the room had changed a lot.

The unnecessarily large bed has been removed, and a small but cozy and comfortable bed has been placed instead. And beside it…

[Uh, hero. What is that?]

“Wyvern, head. The one I caught three years ago.”

[······Then that one next to it?]

“······If you see it, don’t you know? Chiffonier.”

The warrior’s room was such a mess that even the Holy Sword was speechless.

Clean or dirty, the arrangement is just messy! Why the hell do you put a wyvern head, a chest of drawers, and a light side by side, isn’t it uncomfortable to live like that?

Not even lack of space. One was empty, while the other was so densely packed with all sorts of ornaments and furniture that even a small cream body could hardly fit into it.

Above all, Hwaryongjeongjeom was a dog house placed in a corner of the messy room. The nameplate on the kennel, large enough for a person to live in, had “Choco♡” Written in crooked letters.

“How is it?”

[Um, um… That’s fine.]

But we were so proud of her cream that we couldn’t say anything, and we praised her shyly. Yeah, it’s her baby, it’s her room, and all she wants is her own.

Still, I don’t think the heart in that kennel is real. As I groaned, the door suddenly rattled open. And from there, someone jumped in.

“Familiar smell!”

Unlike the pitiful line, the opponent’s speed was so fast that even I could hear a gasp at the moment. Cream reflexively swung her hand at her opponent.

f*ck. Inyoung fell out with a crackling sound, then jumped up like a tumbleweed. A brown-haired girl with a body smaller than cream. The beast’s ears pricked up over the poodle’s curly fur.

“And the familiar taste! I miss you!”

Ignoring her nosebleeds, the girl charged at Cream once more. Cream had a rare look of bewilderment, but she did not reject the girl twice.

Her

Just awkwardly stroked her girl, rubbing her head against her own bosom instead of her. Big hum. It’s a nice sight to see, but looking at it, I feel something ominous. No way······.

“Master!”

The doggie the kids kept talking about was not a real dog, but a beastman?

While I was horrified at this shocking situation, the girl who was rubbing against the cream soon raised her nose and began to sniff her. Why is he like this again?

“Sniff sniff. It smells unpleasant…”

“Huh?”

“Master. Didn’t you bring something else? He said he was going to get the holy sword!”

The girl opened her eyes quite sharply and examined her cream body. Soon, she quickly stretched out her hand and aimed at me next to her holy sword.

Ouch crazy! Fortunately, before the girl grabbed my handle, Cream quickly slammed her hand away. Cream said in a slightly annoyed voice.

“It’s mine, don’t touch it.”

“Aww. I’m sorry…”

The girl shrank in an instant just by revealing a little bit of the cream. Looking at the drooping ears and tail, Cream eventually let go of her expression.

“It’s okay, it’s you, mine, too. Still, be careful?”

“Yes! I’m sorry, master.”

The girl, too, quickly returned to her flustered expression as Cream stroked her hair. Well, I keep my mouth shut because both of them are cute, pretty, and touching.

[Didn’t you forget that we also exist? It’s a bit sad.]

[Can you understand my feelings now?]

[What? I didn’t hear it properly, can you say it again?]

[······It’s nothing.]

*

The girl’s name was Choco, as I expected. Evil god.

Right now, Cream was lying on her bed, holding Choco, and resting leisurely. Cream was also on the small side of her body, but Choco was much smaller than that, so she was able to do that.

“Master, is that the legendary sword?”

“Yes.”

Cream’s vocabulary is lacking in many ways. In that respect, the way Choco patiently listens to Cream’s slow story came to me quite deeply.

But that’s it.

“Hey! I hate that Black, somber, ominous…”

[What is this bastard?]

He pisses me off.

Choco looked at me and growled at what he didn’t like. I also radiated hostility towards Choco without losing.

It always takes away the attention that was pouring into me… Of course not, it just annoys me. That guy It looks cute and pretty, but isn’t the inside more important than the outside?

I’m sorry, but you’re eliminated! Leaving out! I wish I could get out of my life, no, from my life as soon as possible. Choco responded by sticking out her tongue to my intense expression of opinion.

“Bee. Half a penny without her own body.”

[Do you think it all makes sense to bark as it comes out?]

“Stop.”

[No, Karbal, why are you so childish?]

In the end, the worse cream and holy sword broke us. Choco made a sullen expression for a moment. sh*t, I want to express my emotions with my facial expressions too, but I can’t because it’s a sword!

Instead, I poured out an intangible will to express my anger. Cream frowned, and in the end, the holy sword screamed.

[Stop it! It’s not even kids, it’s won.]

[Ah, okay. Okay. Yes, I am a sinner.]

[That’s right.]

I don’t have a specific reason, but I still hate him. I want to say something to Cream, but I can’t because the two look close.

It’s sad, it’s sad! That’s what human relationships are all about. Even if I’m not interested, I feel bad when the person who showed interest in me loses sight of someone else one day.

However, the warrior who must have read all these thoughts was holding the choco with one hand while holding the handle with the other.

That’s why I don’t feel it…

Ugh, I’m just going to put up with it this time.


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