Laundry Divers: An Erotic Lesbian LitRPG

By the time they got the message about their completed quest, the party had successfully hunted down a good handful of slimes. Sabrina had seduced and consumed six, Jade had killed five, and Alice had fed thirteen to Bubba. Seeing that the map was found, though, they all turned back to regroup. Back where the aisles converged, the party found Sloan, gliding around on her new magic skates.

“Holy shit, those are so cool!” Jade complimented. “How’d you find the map so fast, anyway?”

While twirling around, Sloan answered, “Met some slime girl, and she was so overwhelmed by my big dick energy that she just jumped into my capture pod. She had the map, I guess.” Everyone had follow-up questions, but they mostly amounted to disbelieving grunts.

With everybody as caught up to speed as they needed to be, Sloan pulled the map from her inventory. Except, doing so didn’t conjure anything physical. Instead, a new tab was formed in her mental interface, along with everybody else’s. Now, by thinking of the map, an image of it would appear.

It really hit everyone that this floor of the dungeon was staggeringly big. At any crossroads in the mall where paths might typically lead to an exit, there was only more mall. At the edges of the map, paths became fuzzy and glitched-looking.

“What’s with the blurry parts?” Sabrina asked Red.

“Huh? Oh yeah, those are the boundaries of where the dungeon becomes… strictly theoretical?”

“Theoretical? Like whoever made the map hasn’t observed them?”

“More like, observing them isn’t technically possible. You could walk explore that area of the dungeon one day, and when you return the next day, it would be completely different. They go on infinitely like that.”

Alice clicked her teeth, and said, “yikes. Procedurally generated content? Does it get super repetitive, like in Starfield, or what?”

“I don’t know what that is,” Red told her.

“—Yet you know who Albert Camus is?”

The banter died down as focus shifted back to the map. There were some vaguely labeled rooms, even more vaguely question-marked rooms, and the rooms that the party had explored, which were more clearly labeled. At the end of this hall and on the left, there was a room marked SAFE.

Sloan spotted it first, and then pointed it out to the others. With the destination picked out, the party headed straight there. There were some monsters along the way, but they kept their distance. As they turned to the path that all design language suggested was an exit, there was a blue door. On the sign that one would expect to be labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY, instead SAFE ROOM was scrawled.

They entered, as Alice and Jade geeked out together. Entering was a relief, because it was coded into the very nature of the room to be so. There was an array of aura effects filling the room, similar to the ones produced by the apartment’s Base Totem.

One of the obvious effects was the fast recovery rate. Potions and milk were effective at topping off HP and MP, but there was a more vague and unspoken kind of battery underneath it all. No alchemy could heal that kind of exertion. True comfort was the only cure.

Thankfully, this room had comfort to spare. The walls were rounded, flowing in an organic way. This was suiting, as they were lined with plush moss, including the floor. The first section of the room was some kind of spring or hot tub, looking naturally included in the cave-like floor. Its sparkly water was already bubbling, suggesting jacuzzi-jets were turned on at full blast. From below, golden light was radiating.

The other source of lighting was an array of glowing crystals that were embedded throughout the walls and ceiling. The light they gave was warmly colored, and just dim enough to be relaxing without being dark. That on its own was serene.

Dividing the hot-spring-furnished foyer from the rest of the room was a stone countertop, complete with a sink on one end and two enigmatic hexagonal markings on the other. Then, the room came to a kind of choke point, before opening back up to a large circle. At the center of the circle, the moss sank in to form a conversation pit. Sabrina always loved the idea of those, even if they stopped making them because of too many drunken injuries.

On the far end, beyond the conversation pit, the moss was raised up to form a large bed. This raised layer didn’t stop at the bed, however. Rather, that whole round room was lined with a sort of couch that came together to become part of the bed. At spread intervals along the makeshift couch were nooks where the wall opened up so that a person could tuck themselves away for some precious solitude.

Jade immediately touched the nearest mossy wall on entering, and tossed her head back in delight. She gushed, “oh my god!” Sabrina gave it a feel, herself. What looked like moss was an indescribably soft and comfortable material. It reminded her of the shag carpet in the tunnel entrance to the dungeon, but the effect was magnified. When Sabrina looked back, she found Jade lying splayed out on the floor naked. “It’s like sleeping on a pile of kittens.”

Red rushed to the hot tub, dipped a hand in, and licked it. “Sweet inferno! This is ambrosia water! This stuff is the best! It’s magically cleansing, makes your skin super healthy, feels amazing, and just fucking rocks. It feels like an incredible massage and adds years to your life.” Then, having talked herself into it, Red took a step back, then launched herself forward to cannonball into it.

That was a pretty compelling argument. Thus, the whole party was soon naked and in the tub. Even Alice removed Bubba, who formed into something like a Labrador-sized starfish, and joined as well. Sloan was apparently feeling generous, so she summoned Spoons the goblin to join the bath as well.

Jade was practically purring as she cuddled up to Sabrina in the water. “You really weren’t exaggerating, Red. This stuff is liquid heaven. I’d cum, if it wasn’t kinda gross to squirt in a tub with other people.”

“Knock yourself out,” Red offered. “Nothing taints this water. You could dumb sewage into this thing and it would just vanish and leave the water as clean as ever.”

“I might take you up on that,” Jade joked. “We’ve got a similar enchantment on our water at home, but nothing like this.”

Red told her, “Just find a jet and sit on it. You can pump this stuff straight up any hole and be fine. It’ll clean out whatever shouldn’t be there, but won’t jank up your PH or anything like that.”

Jade was abort to retort, something like, “so that’s why you’re clinging to the wall.” Except, as she thought about the desire to sit on a jet, a jet formed right beneath her, shooting a soothing hot stream right into her ass. With another thought, a jet was added to flow into her vagina. It was a perfectly soothing internal massage, and somehow no matter how much it flowed it, it didn’t overfill her. Instead, it simply washed through every corner of her insides and then disappeared to allow more in.

Seeing Jade go completely stupid made the same thought occur to everybody else. Silence fell as everyone in the tub fell limp and had their holes massaged. Sloan relaxed so much that she mindlessly let go of her attachment to the living dildo, and it floated up to the surface of the water and gently twirled in the center.

When Sabrina noticed it, she couldn’t help but break out into hysterical laughter. Soon, everyone followed. The laughter went on only briefly, but the deep relaxation being pumped into the girls quieted them down again.

Sabrina was eventually pulled from her trance by Jade stirring beside her. She looked to see Jade brought her phone from her inventory, and was currently trying to get everybody into frame for a selfie. Jade called out, “say cheese!”

Sabrina gave a bright smile. Sloan rested both arms on the edge of the hot stub, casually. Alice stood to proudly show off her shining breasts. Red gave a cynical blank stare. Spoons looked around the room, asking, “Cheese? Where?”

The picture came out nicely, and Jade promised to send it to everyone when they got out to the real world. This marked an end to their long soak, at least for now. Sloan was getting out, wandering off on her own with Spoons under her arm. Red was swimming to get ahold of the Living Dildo, making it clear that she was done with waiting for it.

When Red got her hands on the magic dick, which was nearly the size of her torso, she she put the head straight into her plump lips. Her mouth opened cartoonishly wide to accommodate it, but something about imps always seemed cartoonish. With the head engulfed in her warm mouth, she hugged the shaft against herself.

“Guess you’re ready to get started on your new job?” Sabrina surmised.

With a smack of her lips, Red pulled her head back. “Yes, I’m getting impatient. Let me show you what a demon pussy can do when you know how to use it.”

Red handed the dick over to Sabrina. Jade chimed in, asking, “can I do it? You’ll feel it either way.”

“Good idea,” Sabrina said, handing it over. She couldn’t exactly get used to the idea that her brand new relationship was being threatened with so much sex outside of their coupling. This way, they were sharing.

“You’ll both be able to feel this?” Red asked. Sabrina confirmed with a nod. “You have no idea how special this item is.”

The three of them dried themselves off, after Alice pointed out that the fuzzy moss could peel off in sheets to make towels or blankets. The soft and absorbent material sucked the water straight off with ease. From there, they found a spot on the couch-like platform to get started.  Sabrina got a front row seat, lying on her back with Jade mounting the small imp in doggy style directly over Sabrina’s face.

As soon as the fat head of the magic cock kissed the barrier of Red’s pussy, Red prompted penetration by creating suction. As Jade pushed inside, Red’s internal textured nubs rubbed and churned around in far more complex motions than vaginal muscles could naturally produce. It was as if skilled hands were behind her vaginal walls, firmly massaging and twisting in separate directions.

“How are you doing that?” Sabrina asked. “Does it take a lot of focus?”

“If you’re focusing, you’re doing it wrong. With a little practice, these movements are automatic. You should be doing this pretty much constantly, every day. Try it now. Just start moving it, and gradually hand the control over to your body’s instincts.”

Sabrina gave it a shot. She began contracting her vaginal muscles, but at different rates for all of the different sections of it that she had new magical control over. The way her insides rubbed against each other felt delightful. With a little effort, she even began her vagina so that her canal formed corkscrew and ‘S’ shapes, letting it writhe in waves. Then, soon enough, her pussy began making these motions on her own, with her needing to take direct control. It was as if the muscle memory of a live snake had taken over.

Sabrina watched from up close as Jade pumped in and out of Red. Red kept a tight grip on her hellmouth, only allowing for a pinhole opening. This kept a more moderate suction effect, and didn’t permit the hellmouth itself to be penetrated. Instead, whenever the head kissed against it, the hellmouth briefly sealed it there as a supernatural array of muscles contracted it, pulling the cock balls-deep and stretching Red’s vagina in the process. Once Jade’s borrowed dick was completely encased, the suction was released to allow her to pull back and repeat the process.

The view was eventually too tempting for Sabrina, so she raised her face to lick and rub wildly at the buffet of flesh above her. When Jade relented to the otherworldly pleasures and released her first torrent of hot cum, Sabrina laid back and lapped up the spillover from the climax she felt her own dick having. As the waves of cum let up, Jade pull out, spilling a sweet rain over Sabrina. Sabrina then opened wide to take the Living Dildo into her mouth. Jade took the opportunity to face-fuck Sabrina for a short time, before returning to Red’s spicy hole. This cycle of fucking, cumming, and sucking repeated four more times in the next half hour, before the trio were finally satisfied.