max McKnight In hell

Max got to imp and he was told that they were going to a place called loo loo land which moxxie told him that the park is a rip off of Lucifer's own park Luu luu world and the reason they were going there was because they were doing bodyguard duty to watch over the prince of the ars goetia and his daughter for a family bonding experience.

Currently max in the group all but loona were in the van about to pick up the prince who max now knows as stolas but max keeped on hearing blitzo mumbling about a feathered ass prince what ever that means

Max: so do you two noticed that bliz is talking bad about the prince isn't that bad?

Millie: oh don't worry him and stolas always talk like that and those two are in a relationship.

Max: you sure?

Moxxie:trust me when I say this that is one rabbit hole you don't wanna jump on.

Max: if you say so mox.

Millie: holy shit dough I'm so damn excited to go to loo loo land my parents took me there when I was a kid but I never went there again because of life and stuff but hoo boy this is gonna rock!!

Moxxie: I've never been to loo loo land well I mostly avoid it because off bad reviews.

Max: I've been there because I didn't even know it existed.

Blitzo: shut your assholes we are here.

Octavia was dreaming about the night that her father sung her a lullaby and it was the most beautiful thing she had seen but that dream was shattered when she heard her parents arguing about dad sleeping with an imp she put on her music to block out the noise when she got there her father decided that it was a good idea to bring her to loo loo land and the fact that her dad called that imp Octavia knew then that this was gonna be a shitty day when they the van stop she was not gonna be happy about this but that changed when she saw the human that she wanted to meet in person with the imps her bitter mood were gone when she saw him but stolas was mad at blitzo.

Stolas:blitzy why is the human with you?

Octavia saw how her father was mad at the imp but of course she didn't know why

Blitzo: oh relax he has been here for a while and he hasn't said jack about us

Stolas looked at max and he saw how the human had no fear in his eyes or body and he a little surprised but he was more surprised when moline materialized behind max and glared at stolas letting out a massive killing intent

Moline: hey bird bastard you got a problem with my brother you answer to me

Max: easy sis we came for a job not for a fight.

Moline: fine but if this bird does something I won't rip him to pieces.

That said moline dematerialized and the air was tense

Max:sorry about that she is over protective of me.

Blitzo: all right enough of this let's fucking go to that park.

The group and the royals got into the van and got to driving to the ring of greed to go to loo loo land and when they got there max could say one thing.

Max: this place looks like a shithole

Octavia: yeah it is

While blitzo and stolas were talking max looked around and it bearly had any people and all the games here feel like low budget games and scammers

Octavia watched the human and she was really nervous on how to approach him she has never interacted with a human before so she doesn't know how to act and not to mention she saw how powerful he was and the fact that he was called an exorcist doesn't help

Octavia: sooo what's your name?

Max: max mcknight

Octavia: that's a cool name so how did you get dragged into hell?

Max: a portal.

Octavia: okay…..so mind if I ask what's with the snake?

Max: she is my adopted sister and her name is moline.

Octavia: well at least that makes sense.

Stolas saw his daughter talking with the human and he wasn't sure how to feel about his daughter interacting with a human.

Max stopped and he noticed that Millie and moxxie were not around he was about to go look for them but he heard a scream that sounded like moxxie's he decided to go check in case something happened Octavia decided to follow him leaving her dad and blitzo alone

Max: mox are you okay….oh

Max and Octavia saw Millie patting moxxie while he was puking on the floor max saw the ride and when he saw imps going down a fire pit at dangerous speeds yeah guess it kinda makes sense why the poor guy couldn't hold his lunch

Max: is he okay physically anyway.

Millie: he's not hurt but he sure couldn't handle the ride

Octavia: well yeah the thing is going pretty fast and that fire ring doesn't help

Moxxie was done but the poor guy was dizzy from the ride.

Moxxie: well at least I'm not dead

Max was about to say something to mox but he sensed someone approaching and he turned to see an imp about to grab Octavia he acted quickly and threw him in the ground and broke his arm catching the group by surprise.

max: sorry about that princess.

Octavia was surprised to be called princess but she then realized that max doesn't know her name

Octavia: please don't call me that just call me Octavia

Max: oh okay…we should probably go back to blitzo and stolas Millie you and your husband can at least keep an eye out

Millie: will do maxi

Max and Octavia walked back to where blitzo and stolas were and they followed them for a while and during the walk stolas got kidnapped max didn't bother saving him because stolas aways called for blitzo and him and Octavia were really uncomfortable with those two

But when they got into a tent. Max noticed that Octavia looked like she remembered something bad

Max: bad memories?

Octavia: really bad

They got inside and there was a stage were a robot jester was preforming while glitching out max saw the robot dance and sing and he was disturbed by it even mascots back in his world had proper maintenance and during the whole thing max noticed how blitzo glared at the robot but that's non of his business but what concerned was that Octavia was very getting freaked out by this robot and he put his attention back to the stage and after a while max saw Octavia sneaking off but stolas was distracted by getting blitz's attention max decided to make sure she was okay so he got out without being noticed.

Max was sensing for Octavia's presence and he found it but he sensed 7 more near her he took off and rushed towards the area that Octavia's signature was at when he got there he saw that Octavia was tied up gagged and blindfolded and the imps threw her into a van and the imps took off along with two cars

Max knew that they were in the ring of greed but these idiots made a huge mistake

He summoned moline and grabbed his sword from from her he got atop her head and she flew towards the cars

The imps were gonna have a huge amount of cash for capturing the daughter of an ars goetia but that was until they saw the white snake in the air and they saw a figure that is making a huge impact in hell and they were freaked out

Max on moline's head he send out two energy slashes towards the two cars to make sure they don't get in the way

Max ordered moline to wrap her tail around the van and lift it and it worked no ground no get away for them max got off and got into the back of the van and Octavia was there scared max decided to take the blindfold out first and when he took it off he saw that she had small tears in her eyes

Max: it's okay I managed to get save you in time

Max heard screaming and he turned with Octavia following his head and saw moline taking care of the imps that kidnapped her but moline was treating them like chew toys and ripping them apart needless to say Octavia didn't want to be on that things bad side.

Max: sorry for that here I'll get you out.

Max got Octavia out of her binds and she was happy that nothing bad was gonna happen to her but she was still shaking and she was holding back tears she looked at max's concerned face and she did a bold move she hugged him and she let out the tears

Octavia:I was so scared I thought that I was done for

Max patted her on her head to confort her if max was another person he would be terrified as well but Octavia didn't went through any training so yeah max just saved this girl from whatever was gonna happen to her.

Max sat her down on moline's head and he sat in front while moline was going back to loo loo land max decided to talk to Octavia

Max: hey Octavia back there with the jester you looked scared I'm gonna assume that he terrified you when you were a kid?

Octavia: yeah that fucking clown is the reason I don't go to loo loo land anymore and I told my dad multiple times I didn't want to be there but he was too busy flirting with that imp

Max: yeah like I said that place is a shithole but and it's not good that stolas doesn't listen to you and instead gave all his focus to blitz.

Octavia: why are you even working for that imp all he does is cause trouble.

Max: well him and my boss verosika made a bet that if blitz win he will have me as an employee but shit hit the fan and now I'm stuck with him.

Octavia: can't you just quit?

Max: I can tell blitz it's the kinda person that won't let things go easy so even if I tried to quit he will probably annoy me to come back.

Octavia: I have no idea why my dad sleeps with him that imp is the reason why everything in my life is fucked mom and dad before bearly fought and when dad slept with the imp things just went to shit.

Max: life sometimes sucks but sometimes you have to endure before things get better you can't go back to the past to undo what you're dad did but you can at least come and talk to me I'm a good listener.

Octavia looked at max and she honestly was glad that she meet him in person he was powerful and yet he doesn't act all arrogant and he actually listen to her issues and she actually felt better after letting out her frustration about the loo loo land fiasco but.

Octavia: how do I fix this my dad feels almost distant person and he is constantly arguing and having sex with that imp how do I deal with this?

Max: sadly you can't but if you want I can teach you a thing or two my mom taught me how to mediate when I'm frustrated and or when I'm in a pinch.

Octavia: how is that going to help?

Max: meditation is actually healthy for you and when I was frustrated in my days when I was a kid it helped me think straight and not make mistakes so meditation isn't a permanent fix but it at least helped you calm your mind.

Octavia: so you gonna teach me how to do that meditation thing can I have your cell?

Max: sure.

Max and Octavia shared numbers and when they got there loo loo land was in flames and the robot was mutated and stolas was in the center of it.

Max/octavia: oh shit