MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

(Friday)

it has been 3 day's since hanging out with the two blond's? toga's blond right? meh, idc. anyway today is the day that i am going to train purple head so i got up early, 6:00 exactly, what, i can stop time and get infinite sleep.

as usual i find toga using my body ass a teddy bear but a simple teleport got me out of the hug. i go do my normal morning thing's blah blah blah. food's allready made for me since i telepathically notified sakuya to make some. after eating i got dressed into some clothes but the author is too lazy to describe so (Image).

after getting changed it was 6:45 which is 15 minutes early so i got time to kill, how i'll do that. checking my self out in the mirror. come on i am now a fucking super model level of beauty why would i not be a narcissist, at least i aint shoving it in everyone's faces by going 'omg look me i am the best, fuck you cause your wrong' like one explosive asshole

also it's fun turning into goku and going "HEY IT'S ME, GOKU". and other thing's. ^i'd be the best cosplayer ngl^

after passing 10 minute's i traversed to dagaba beach (TP op) and the sun was rising. i look around and see no shinso. since i didn't want to wait i snaped my finger's and time accelerated 10x faster. after 30 second's i see shinso walking comically fast (yk since x10 speed) i deactivate time acceleration and see shinso walking like he has no place to be.

as he approaches i teleport behind him, from behind him i can see him look around confused then he looks behind himself to find me, stare into his soul (my face is like 5 inches away from his face, real close) "good morning hitoshi shinso" i smile and lean away from him.

shinso: ^she cute . . . wait no!^ "w-what!?" 

shiro's pov again.

i see his face redden as he gets flustered ^that was easy. man i think i know why girl's in anime like to tease, its fun.

"What's got you so confused? hmmmm " I teased. ". . . Oh, right, introductions. oopsie anyway i am Shiro." he try's to speak but i continue because i'm an ass "When I saw you getting ganged up on i had to help you out it reminded me of the UA entrance exam. You weren't exactly top-tier in combat, so I figured I'd help you in that aspect."

 he look's at me like i am stupid. he mutters quietly, well he thinks but i got that super hearing "ugh this so stupid. im not here to be roasted" he then ask's me "but why would you". 

"1. you were really shit 2 you got a really good quirk that would go to waste in Gen Ed and 3 because Why The fuck not im bored (insert more convincing word idk)

"Soo" (i teleport behind him) "do, you, want, to, be, strong" i tp infront of him staring into his eye's while extending my hand out with a confident grin.

"fuck, fine i accept" shinso 'enthusiastically' agree's in his monotone ass voice

i grin, ^too easy. the manipulator.^1 also this type of grin (Image). 

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