MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

(narration) 

shiro continued to not use her quirk in each test getting a range of 5-8th place in most of the tests. Aizawa knew that shiro was not using her quirk but decided to wait and see if shiro would use it at all on her own or if he had to force it out through 'encouragement' .

(Shiro's pov)

the final test of the ball throw was now ongoing with many people actually get great scores and some people getting overwhelming score's, like Izumi who got around 756 meters with no damage what so ever which is pretty good. i saw in the corner bakugo saying shit like "Deku is still weak" and "shiro is also weak" plus grumbling and growling. Kirishima tried to talk to him but he met some explosions to the face.

"you know, that Izumi girl is pretty cute ;), and strong as well, think i got a chance?" kaminari said looking at Izumi doing the some weird ass hand movements. "well too bad she in to the pinkie over there . . . ururaka i think?" i say to kaminari who looks down at the floor before me "really? how can you tell" he say half defeated knowing that i have a fictional brain unlike him who has a brain that's just distracted at all times.

"i knew that because Izumi would always show the signs of having a crush when talking to ururaka, such as having a flushed face or stuttering" i say to him while stroking my none existing beard. 

"oh wow, your like a genus shiro, i would never be able to pick that up" he praises at me. "shiro, your next for the toss" we both hear Aizawa's stern voice speak out loud through out the chatter. he doesn't look angry but i could tell he was agitated.

"guess I'm up next." i mutter loudly. "good luck bro." kaminari says to me encouragingly as i walk up to the circle. in the circle i lean back and shoot my hand forward but i hear a voice and stop "Shiro ishii, i have noticed you have not used your quirk once through out this class. if you think you can half heart this stuff then your dead wrong" he uses his quirk to be menacing. some class mates get a shiver but i don't really give 2 shits.

 "if you dont use your quirk for this next test i will expel you for either being cocky or lazy. hero's cant afford to act like that so quit it" he then de-activates his quirk "hurry up, no dawdling"

he then stands back before waiting.

"sheesh, ok. well" i put my arm to the side with the ball in it and drop it on the floor, but then the ball falls through a whole in the air and then can be seen 1 meter above. there are now 2 portals vertical from each other. (yeah, im doing the portals thing. if you don't know then play portals 2) 

after a minute of it accelerating it starts to make wind move about. "well you should stand back, just a little warning" i say before a sonic boom is heard shattering some glass. but i do not make a new portal just yet, i continue to wait until its going around Sub-Relativistic speeds (1% of the speed of light )

"stand back" i then create another portal infront of me an it blasts forwards making many booms and destroying some nearby trees just from the wind pressure.

after about 20 seconds a massive crater just appears about 100 meters away from us with a massive shock wave following suit making many people fall back wards. i turn to Aizawa who looks shocked "is that good enough" i say with a cheeky/mocking grin.

the entire class erupts into shouts and cheers and many "OMGs" and stuff. i hear Momo say a shocked "d-did that travel around the earth" she was quite shocked. not many heard her though since every one was losing there minds. 

A/N - summery of what happened in this one class. shiro bullies bakugo. shiro whoops bakugo's ass. shiro then makes every one in the class slack jawed including da- nope aizawa. that is what you heard. fuck off