MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

A/N - side stories of shiro just hopping through some different fandoms and messing with key events for the funny. if you got any fandoms you want, suggest

so, today i decided to teleport to the DBS universe with the Whis i trained with, just to check in. i arrive on Beerus's planet and found not a single life form except fish "tf is every one." i checked for the qi signatures of Whis and i found him on earth. "ok, it seems Goku and Vegeta have met them, i wounder which arc is going on right now"

i teleport in near them hiding my ki and presence and i found almost every person of relevance here at Bulma's place talking about "Buu is sleeping right now and we cant wake him up. so we only have nine." ah, its TOP arc, before they got frieza. so that means i can . . . help. Shiro grins obviously up to no good

i teleport right next to Whis "hello Whis" Whis turns around quickly "ah, shiro what a surprise, it's been 5 years if i remember correctly." (it was around a little after Buu saga when i trained with Whis)

"yeah, it has been some time, i was busy with things. also it seems you found earth." "this was the place where you got all your food from. the food here was amazing. i also found that the cup ramen you gave me were here too. anyway, since you are here, there is a tournament against all the universes. we need one more person and i know that you are strong enough."

"oh sure, i was wanting to fight something so yeah, im good with it." "wonderful" as i was talking with whis Beerus noticed us talking, confused on where the fuck i came from (since he could not sense me). he walks up to me as i turn around. "Whis, who is this." he asked semi annoyed since Goku was doing Goku shit. "she is someone i trained before. she will be joining as a participant." beerus turns to me and looks me up and down. i look at him with no fear, no tension. just plain old boredom.

he grins "I like her attitude. but she better be strong" beerus walks off as we go meet with them. "kakarot that is the dumbest idea I've ever heard." "come ooooon geets, he's strong and at the same time dead, so we can get baba to bring him back for a day and he'll be gone. no problems" "are you seriously thinking that bringing FREIZA to our team is a good idea." Shin Adds "do you actually think he would even help us for a second, at the first chance he would betray us just to spite YOU goku." (first time shin's right)

beerus and i walk forward "shin is right so whis's other student will be our 10th member." beerus exclaims to them "that means we have all our members so that's final. we are not getting frieza" 80% of the people there sigh out of relief. 

Goku runs over to beerus and me "oh oh, is she strong. how strong is she" Goku keeps bombarding question until beerus gets annoyed "shut it Goku, you will find out during the tournaments" Goku has a sad but sceptical look. i look towards Goku and ask whis "we have time right" whis looks to me "yeah, there is still 3 hours left, why do you ask" i then asked Goku "how about we have a little match just a little warm up." i say smirking while doing some stretches.

Goku turns to beerus with a slight childhood glee in his eye's and he sighs. "fine, but be quick, you all need you energy for the real fight, especially you Goku." he turns around and goes to grab a seat with food.

Goku looks at me and smiles, "Yes, I agree. Let's fight." Whis looks up and sighs, "I'll make a barrier so things don't get damaged." Goku and I float up into the air as Whis creates a barrier bubble. Whis sits down on a nearby chair to watch the fight since he knows how Goku gets.

Goku and I launch at each other with Goku starting in base form. I lower my power to match his. We exchange a flurry of blows, each punch and kick creating shockwaves that ripple through the air. Goku gauges my strength with each clash, his eyes narrowing with determination. I gradually increase my power, and soon I start to overwhelm him, my strikes landing more frequently.

"Woah, you're strong. Hehe," Goku says, grinning as he gets knocked to the ground. He stops before hitting the barrier and powers up to Super Saiyan. "How do you like this?" he grins. "This is a Super Saiyan!" He charges at me, his speed and strength significantly increased. I use even more power, effortlessly dodging his attacks. With a swift movement, I bitch slap him to the side. 

Goku is flung into the barrier and crashes into it with a grunt. "Oww, well if that's not enough," he says, his aura flaring up. "Here is Super Saiyan 2!" He charges again, his energy crackling with lightning. I easily keep dodging his attacks until after a while i counter with a powerful axe kick that sends him reeling towards the ground. (bottom of the bubble barrier thingy)

"Haaaah," I yawn, "is this all you've got?" i say cockily, thinking this'll speed things up

Goku takes that as a challenge and he does a normal dbz ah scream, skipping Super Saiyan 3, his energy skyrocketing as he transforms into Super Saiyan god. "Alright, let's see how you handle this! the power of a god" he shouts, his aura blazing with calmly intense red light. before charging at me with an ungodly (ha) speed which towards me.

this time i had to teleport out the way to not get hit since my reaction speed is not enough for ssj god Goku speed levels. i am barely teleporting out the way before i decided to go ssj 1. my hair grows out and spikes up a bit (like a vegito in base but less spiky) with my power skyrocketing.

the people spectating get a strange sense of Deja vu but cant pin point the fact that i turned into super sayan. 

Goku notices my huge ass spike in power "oh, you can do something like me too, hehe" but i cut him of by punching him in the face cracking his jaw. Goku feeling the overwhelming difference stops himself a few inches from slamming into the wall again going Blue. his ki intensifies turn into a beautiful fiery blue that coats the air in a heavy pressure that is many more times intense than that of the previous red.

"that was not cool." he flashes near me punching me in the gut "i was talking tehe" he say's in a goofy ah dbs Goku way. i cough out some blood but i smile as i go into ssj god. my pure white aura becoming denser and calm. Most of the human spectators could no longer feel my ki, but Beerus noticed. "Looks like she's tapped into god ki. Damn Whis, she's way stronger than I thought she would be, why didn't you tell me about her before." beerus say's in his normal casual tone.

"you never asked beerus" whis politely responded, with beerus responding with a huff

"guess i can a bit serious." i then proceed to teleport around the bubble hitting Goku over and over again, like god speed Killua. Goku is getting the beat down of his life. before i do one final grab to his head, throw him up and teleport smash him into the ground. Goku hits the barrier and get's knocked the fuck out. "well, that was fun." my short-ish white hair un spikes and falls back to normal (un vegito like). 

I teleported both myself and Goku over to the area where the spectators were gathered. Beerus, munching on a slice of cheese pizza, he looked impressed. "Good job giving Goku a nice beatdown. I was going to do it myself, but now I don't need to. " he continues to eat so i leave him be.

" i guess you are now our strongest" krillin state's followed by a nervous "he he" chuckle. i turn to the battered Goku and the sighing whis "i say that was a bit much, shiro" he then heals Goku up with him jumping up and stretching "woah, that was fun. your so strong shiro, well you are whis's old student." he laughs 

vegeta is in the corner brooding and doing vegeta things, whis turns to me telling me that "the Tournament of power starts in 37 minutes. or at (insert time) " i nod and say "well see ya then" i teleport out, going to go have some "fun" in the city for the next 30 minutes (she is gonna mess with civilians )

back at bullma's balcony (i think) they all start to talk about me and other stuff (author is lazy.) vegita then say's "*scoff* i would win against her" most of the people look at vegeta with "you serious" look. with goku saying "idk about that best buddy" "OH SHUT UP KAKAROT, AND DONT CALL ME THAT. I AM NOT YOU 'BEST BUDDY' YOU BRAIN DEFITIANT SAYAN" 

A/N do you want more of this side business