Missus fell in love with me

Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Treating Illness by Removing the Skirt



"I don't like your type, you should call off the engagement."

In Nandu City, at a coffee shop, Lu Yang, dressed like a beggar, surveyed Lin Qingxue without restraint.

He hadn't expected his master to arrange a fiancée for him, let alone that this fiancée was of the Pure Yin Body.

As one with a Pure Yang Constitution, even just sitting opposite Lin Qingxue made him feel as if scorching sun was burning his body, wouldn't getting married be like enduring hellish torture every day?

He had been ordered by his master to descend the mountain for three years, to fight evil with evil, to stop killing with killing so that all the villains of the world would tremble at the mention of his name, being called the God of Slaughter!

But three years of killing had long since wearied him.

At last, he had let the identity of the God of Slaughter die and even obtained clues about his origins from his master; now, all he wanted was to uncover the secrets of his past.

Therefore, this marriage absolutely could not happen.

Getting married would only affect the speed with which he drew his sword!

"What type do you like, then?"

Lin Qingxue was energized, she wasn't Lu Yang's type?

Fine by her, that was great!

If it weren't for her grandfather threatening to die, she wouldn't have come to this matchmaking meeting.

She was just thinking about recording Lu Yang's next words to show her grandfather when she suddenly became stupefied.

"We interrupt with a piece of urgent news. The God of Slaughter, known for eradicating evil and upholding justice, bringing light and warmth to countless people, has unfortunately died in an accident..."

Lin Qingxue stared at the news on the TV, her face turning deathly pale in disbelief.

The God of Slaughter!

The great God of Slaughter was dead!

This couldn't be real, it definitely couldn't be!

She couldn't forget the time she was kidnapped abroad, her life hanging by a thread when, in her moment of desperation and helplessness, the God of Slaughter descended from the heavens in a heroic pose.

From that moment, she became the God of Slaughter's most loyal fan.

Unfortunately, the God of Slaughter was too mysterious, coming and going without a trace, and she never had the chance to thank him, let alone see the true face of Lu Mountain's God of Slaughter.

Previously, she still harbored the fantasy that maybe one day she would see the God of Slaughter again.

But she hadn't expected...

The last meeting turned out to be an eternal farewell!

"Wuu wuu wuu..."

Lin Qingxue's emotions surged, and a tide of sorrow rose from her heart, causing her to break down in tears uncontrollably.

"The God of Slaughter is just an executioner, he's not worth your tears," Lu Yang said with a relaxed expression.

Seeing that the God of Slaughter had such a high status in Lin Qingxue's heart, he figured that speaking ill of the God of Slaughter would surely make Lin Qingxue despise him intensely, maybe she'd be so angry she'd call off the engagement there and then.

"You have no idea what he means to me!" Lin Qingxue glared at Lu Yang, seething with anger.

She discreetly began recording on her phone and said icily, "So, what type do you really like?"

Lu Yang was disappointed; he had slandered the god in Lin Qingxue's heart and yet she could still bear it?

What a freak!

But no matter, he was well-prepared and was certain he could provoke Lin Qingxue's anger enough that she would take the initiative to break off the engagement!

"First of all, she can't be too tall, ideally not over one meter fifty, I like the cute height difference."

"And what else?" Lin Qingxue pressed down the anger in her heart.

"Next, she shouldn't have too nice a figure, legs don't need to be too long, breasts, shouldn't be too big either!"

Lu Yang's eyes once again shamelessly scanned Lin Qingxue.

"Anything else?" Lin Qingxue's fists clenched tightly.

"Moreover, she can't be too pretty; it's trouble when they're too pretty, after all, beauty is a source of disaster, right? Oh, and one more thing, I don't like girls who look cold as ice. After all, we're two people who would have to live together daily, who would want to live beside an iceberg?" Lu Yang sighed.

"Are you done?" Lin Qingxue said coolly.

"Look at you, tall with big breasts, white-skinned and beautiful yet as cold as ice, we're really not suitable, you should call off the engagement."

Lu Yang thought to himself that surely anyone would find this unbearable.

As long as Lin Qingxue proposed a divorce, he wouldn't be violating his master's command. Perfect!

"Did you bring the documents? Let's go, we're going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register our marriage."

Lin Qingxue silently sent the recording to her grandfather, only to find that he still threatened her with death, demanding that Lin Qingxue marry and get the certificate as soon as possible, to her utter disappointment.

Lu Yang froze, becoming a bit anxious, "No, I made it very clear, you're not my type. Moreover, you don't know anything about me, my conditions are extremely poor, and being together is like poison to each other. Marrying me will put your life in danger."

"We have a marriage contract!" Lin Qingxue said calmly.

"You can't be too rigid. I didn't say you couldn't call off the engagement. As long as you propose it, I will absolutely agree!" Lu Yang tried hard to persuade.

"Why don't you call off the engagement? If you do it, not only will I absolutely agree, but I'll also give you a large sum of money, one million, ten million, whatever you want, I can give it to you," Lin Qingxue said with a hint of hope in her eyes.

Lu Yang fell silent.

If he dared to initiate the divorce, his master would definitely break his legs, then throw him among a pile of women.

For someone who possessed the Pure Yang Constitution and cultivated the Supreme Profound Yang Technique, someone who couldn't lose his virginity before reaching the Golden Core Level, that would be the harshest punishment in the world.

Looking at Lin Qingxue, it seemed she was also being forced, the type who had no choice but to comply.

This was an unresolvable deadlock.

"I can marry you, but I have one condition!"

Since there was no escape, Lu Yang had to secure as many favorable conditions for himself as possible.

"Speak!"

Lin Qingxue really wanted to slap Lu Yang. Here she was, the president of Qingluan Group, a super-beauty that countless young talents in Nandu wanted to favor, and yet, it seemed as if she was the one begging Lu Yang to marry her.

Humiliated! Frustrated! Angry! Furious!

But if she didn't marry Lu Yang, her grandfather, that stubborn old man, would definitely dare to die just to show her.

So what could she do if she didn't yield?

She had no choice!

"After we get married, you can't lay a hand on me, let alone think about getting my body," Lu Yang said with a serious and earnest face.

"Take a good look in the mirror at yourself, I have no interest in you at all! Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

Lin Qingxue slammed her hand hard on the coffee table and turned to leave.

The two of them arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, went through the registration, photography, and stamping, and successfully obtained their marriage certificate.

Then Lin Qingxue took Lu Yang directly to her villa.

"Three months!" Lin Qingxue sat on the sofa, stretching out three delicate fingers like a queen, cold and high above, "We'll get a divorce in three months."

"Three, two, one," Lu Yang sighed, starting the countdown.

Lin Qingxue was puzzled about what Lu Yang was doing.

But as Lu Yang counted down to 'one,' she suddenly felt an ice-cold sensation spread through her body like an electric current.

Instantly, her face turned pale, her body trembled, and she collapsed on the sofa.

She glared at Lu Yang!

It was him, he was causing this!

"Stop looking at me like that, I've already told you, being together is like poison for both of us. The more you're in contact with me, the more dangerous it is for you!"

"Yet you still refuse to ask for a divorce. Now you understand how serious the consequences can be, right?"

"I'll treat you first, and then I hope you'll seriously consider it. Don't wait three months, it would be better to divorce me right away!"

Lu Yang took out silver needles with a sigh.

Lin Qingxue's Pure Yin Qi was erupting chaotically from too much contact with him, as his Pure Yang Qi stimulated it!

He was responsible, so of course, he couldn't just stand by and watch.

"Mmm..."

Lin Qingxue opened her mouth to ask what was going on, but instead, she let out a soul-shattering groan.

But she had no time to feel embarrassed.

Her heart was filled with panic.

Because Lu Yang had already started to undress her...


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