My Girlfriend Wants Victory

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The Champions League Round of 16 first leg match has concluded.

Manchester United has triumphed with a comfortable 2-0 victory on the hellish trip known as the Russian away match.

“Come On!”

“Glory! Glory! Man United!”

While the Manchester United players were reveling in the joy of victory…

The M.O.M was awarded to Ronaldo, who scored multiple goals.

– What emotions did you feel during today’s match? Given that it was the Russian away match dubbed hell, was it difficult to play due to the freezing weather?

“SIUUUUUUU─!”

Ronaldo, in the subsequent M.O.M interview, shouted “SIU” immediately and then realized he had no Son Jinho to translate his words before starting the interview normally.

“It was a very difficult match. Zenit is a great team capable of competing in the Champions League, so we couldn’t afford to let our guard down for a moment.”

The reporter, caught off guard by Ronaldo’s sudden outburst, finally regained composure and continued with the questions.

– With the numerous goals scored, do you have any secrets?

“The reason I was able to score was entirely due to the dedication and effort of my teammates. Of course, my decision-making is great, but without the sacrifice of my teammates, I would just be another ordinary football player.”

The reporter, conducting the interview with Ronaldo, checked the time and asked the final question.

– One last question. The last scoring scene was a shocking moment. Was it a play that was discussed with Jinho beforehand?

“No. But even without saying it, you can communicate through the heart. The moment I looked into his eyes, I believed Jinho would pass to me.”

– Oh. According to news just received, it seems Jinho intended to shoot instead of pass.

Cristiano Ronaldo fell silent for a moment at the reporter’s words.

“That doesn’t matter. What matters is that I felt that way.”

He decided to just shamelessly move on.

***

[Zenit suffers a 2-0 defeat at home to Manchester United.]

[Alex Ferguson and Manchester United conquer Russia, a feat even Napoleon couldn’t achieve.]

└ Didn’t Hitler fail too?

└ That guy is almost Voldemort; don’t mention him.

[Cristiano Ronaldo addresses the controversy over goal-stealing… “What matters is that I felt that way.”]

[Son Jinho, regarding Ronaldo’s goal-stealing… “Honestly, I don’t really care. For me, victory for the team is more important than individual records.”]

[When a reporter mentioned the Ballon d’Or to Son Jinho… “If offered, I would gladly accept it, but I have no desire to damage team spirit just to receive the Ballon d’Or.”]

[Jinho speaks about the Russian cold, “It’s similar to winter in Seoul.”]

[Is the reason why Son Jinho remained unfazed during the Russian trip the ridiculous temperature differences on the Korean Peninsula?]

[Dortmund secures a 2-1 victory at home against Manchester City.]

[Jürgen Klopp, Dortmund’s manager, says, “I’m considering going to a deserted island in Korea for our next training camp…”]

└ What is this, fake news?

└ (Jürgen Klopp German media article.)

└ It’s real?

└ Why a deserted island in Korea?

└ He was inspired by the Son Jinho interview.

[Son Heung-min, who scored the opener against Manchester City, opposes the training camp… “The heat in Korea would actually harm our teamwork.”]

***

After winning the away game against Zenit and claiming an advantageous position to advance to the quarterfinals, the Manchester United players enjoyed their free time on the private jet.

Some players took a nap or quietly chatted with colleagues sitting next to them, but…

The majority congregated around Cristiano Ronaldo and Son Jinho, who were playing cards.

“Puta Madre!”

Cristiano Ronaldo’s anger-filled shout echoed.

“Wow. Crazy, how many wins in a row are you on?”

“10 wins.”

The surrounding Manchester United players began to express their admiration.

Son Jinho had achieved 10 consecutive victories in the card game against Ronaldo.

“SIUUUUUUUUUU─!”

Ronaldo protested, questioning whether Son Jinho had cheated.

“I saw it with my mind reading!”

Son Jinho replied with a smirk.

“But honestly, I find it more amazing that I understood that.”

“Right… How on earth do you understand it?”

As Ronaldo’s wallet lightened under the keen perception of Son Jinho, who could ascertain truth from mere facial muscle movements, the private jet of Manchester United soared quickly, arriving over Manchester.

***

[(Exclusive) Cristiano Ronaldo unfollows Son Jinho. Reason unknown….]

└ Why unfollow after the match?

└ I don’t know;;

└ Why is this reported as exclusive?

└ Seriously lol, it’s just daily life but calling it exclusive is a bit much…

└ They might not have had anything else to report on.

***

“Son Jinho! Come here!”

Returning home after a few days of being out, a strange atmosphere filled the living room.

Gyeouri, upon my entrance, seemed to have something she wanted to say, her lips twitching constantly.

“First, go wash up!”

However, when I asked what was wrong, Gyeouri didn’t respond.

“I’ll tell you when you come out!”

The moment I followed her words and came out cleaned up…

“You’re getting a sibling!”

She showed me a cake along with a pregnancy test.

Haeun, thrilled at the prospect of eating cake, exclaimed.

“Hani, sis!?”

“They said it’s a little brother.”

“Hani, you’re my big sister!! Wow! You’re my big sister!”

Upon learning that she would have a younger brother, she raised her arms and began to jump around.

“Harmony! Hani is now your big sister!”

“Father! Hani is now your big sister!”

While Haeun proudly showed off her baby belly to her father-in-law and mother-in-law…

“They say it’s a boy this time!”

Gyeouri cautiously hugged me and opened her mouth.

I can’t remember exactly what I said that day, but…

The family photo taken before we ate the cake only showed me grinning like a fool.

***

A few days after the family congratulatory party, during recovery training, I informed my teammates and acquaintances about Gyeouri’s pregnancy.

“Congratulations to Son Jinho on having a second child; a child is a treasure from heaven, and you’re going to be a great dad. You’ll need to make more money for them, so pass the ball to me, and then your assist bonuses will multiply.”

“Jinho, congratulations on your second! If Chris said something weird, just ignore it and pass to me.”

Starting with my teammates who are like Jinho, I began receiving a ton of congratulatory messages.

– Seung-ryong: Congrats on your second; let’s take it easy when we meet in the second half.

– Kang Chan: Jinho, congrats, it feels like just yesterday you helped me, and now you’re already a father of two. I’m always cheering for you.

– Gi-hyun Choi: Who considers Son Jin-ho as a child?

– Gi-hyun Choi: It’s me.

– Gi-hyun Choi: Really, congrats, Jinho.

***

As a few more days passed and the media began to catch on…

I revealed through SNS that Gyeouri was pregnant.

@Jinho10 Official★

└ Congratulations to player Son Jinho on the second child!

└ Why are there so many Koreans here? Whether Son Jinho has a second child or not doesn’t concern them!

And shortly thereafter…

[Son Jinho has a second child… “Such great happiness. Thanks to the fans for their support.”]

News articles began to emerge that could boost the morale of the downtrodden Korean football fans.

[Son Jinho’s second child is a boy! He may choose to represent the Korean national team?]

└ Huh?

└ Now that I see it, since Son Jinho’s wife has Korean nationality, their child has dual citizenship in the UK and Korea.

└ Seriously lol, the kid hasn’t even been born yet, and they’re already talking about the national team.

└ For real lol, it sounds like talent for football is hereditary.

└ Yep~ not really~ even football talent is hereditary~

└ If my bro has 11 sons, World Cup victory is fully possible, right?

└ Totally possible lol.

└ Jinho-hyung, hang in there!

└ Isn’t it the sister-in-law who needs to hang in there?

└ Please cheer up, sister-in-law!!!

Due to various issues, I chose naturalization, while Gyeouri still hadn’t renounced her Korean citizenship, so the kids were in a situation of multiple nationalities.

One truthful article started triggering the happiness circuit for Korean football fans.

– Gi-hyun Choi: Someone who revolutionizes the football association?

– Gi-hyun Choi: It’s me!!

– Gi-hyun Choi: (Final revision on the football association reform plan, FINAL REVISE REAL NO MORE REVISIONS JINHO’S SON JOIN VERSION FINAL REVISE.txt)

…You too, Gi-hyun Choi?

***

While South Korea was igniting happiness circuits…

Time swiftly passed.

Before long, it was March 1st.

– Cheolmo: Please! Let’s win this!

– Chairman Hwang Geum-soon: We can’t lose! Let’s go Arsenal!!

As the EFL Cup final between Chelsea and Arsenal was about to begin…

Having lost in the semi-finals against Chelsea, Manchester United achieved a great victory against West Bromwich Albion in Premier League Round 27.

– Gyeouri: Wow…. This is football!

***

After the match between Manchester United and West Bromwich Albion concluded…

Cristiano Ronaldo was once again selected as M.O.M, following the recent Round of 16 first leg against Zenit.

Leading the mischief, the Manchester United players approached Ronaldo, who was conducting his M.O.M interview, armed with ice water.

“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU─!”

Drenched from head to toe in ice water suddenly thrown during the M.O.M interview, Ronaldo began to scream.

“Ronaldo ball.”

Son Jinho, seeing Ronaldo in a state of unawareness, leveraged the persona of a loyal minister of a nation, opening his mouth.

“How did you lose your words?”