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"The old Taoists don't guess, the little girl must be a marriage!"

Seeing that the old blind man guessed her mind right away, the girl was startled immediately, and looked at the blind man in disbelief!

"You, you are really powerful, how do you see it?"

After realizing that she had spoken out what was in her heart, the girl immediately blushed with embarrassment, and her face was completely convinced. This Taoist indeed has supernatural power. If it wasn't for his strength, how could he see through What's on your mind?
But Zhang Yu on the side saw this matter clearly and plainly, because there are too many girls near the university, and most of the girls who are hesitant and hesitant will be like this, The old Taoist just saw this kind of thing a lot, so he made a guess, but he bluffed the girl.

So after the girl believed the old Taoist, she immediately walked over, squatted in front of the old blind man, and asked the old blind man to tell her fortune.

"Sir, Mr. Hurry up and do the math for me. You must be a very powerful person when you look so miraculous. Do the math for me. When will my destined marriage come? I'm already old now." It’s not too young, and there are quite a few men around me, but why do I feel that none of them are reliable? I’m very sure, so you can do the math for me. Recently, a man is chasing me. Can you see if that man is okay? Woolen cloth?"

Hearing this girl say so much at once, now Zhang Yu finally understands that this girl is not sure whether the person she likes is the one she wants at present, that's why she made such a plan to come here to calculate, but looking at Zhang Yu felt that this girl was not an ordinary person just from her back view, so she kept staring here even more curiously to see what was going on?

"That's how it is. Miss Mo Shu, leave these matters in the hands of the old man. I don't know the girl's birth date, and the girl's name taboo. You have to explain these things to me clearly, and the old blind man is It's based on bone-to-bone calculations, so I'm sorry to bother you to extend your hand over."

When seeing this old blind man pretending to be there, Zhang Yu felt that there must be something wrong with this old blind man. When he heard that this old blind man was going to touch his bones, Zhang Yu realized that he must want to eat other girls Tofu bar!
But if he went forward to explain it now, then that girl would definitely not believe Zhang Yu easily, so Zhang Yu hesitated for a while, let's wait and see again, maybe the old blind man really wants to tell this girl's fortune I can't tell.

"That's how it is, sir. It seems that you are really an expert. This momentum is different. Please trouble me, sir. First, my birthday is 92 years, and then my birthday is March 3. Can you help me?" Let me see my name is Ye Lanxin."

As soon as Zhang Yu heard this name, Zhang Yu felt as if there was a refreshing smell, and he got into his breath immediately. It turns out that the name still has this kind of magic power. Such a nice name, if it is paired with a cute picture If you have a small face, it must be perfect, so Zhang Yu is a little more curious, what kind of person is this Ye Lanxin?
Just when Zhang Yu was curious, the old blind man was about to start touching his bones.

What Zhang Yu guessed was not wrong. The old blind man was groping the girl with both hands, and when he felt it higher and higher, Zhang Yu already knew that the old blind man was deceiving people, and he didn't want to give it to her at all. The meaning of the girl's fortune-telling is just that she wants to eat tofu.

The girl seemed to have noticed that something was wrong with the old blind man, but the calmness of his ancestors' own tricks made the girl wonder how to stop it, so the old blind man could only grit his teeth silently and endured it.

"That gentleman, if you want to grind your bones, did you figure it out after touching you at night?"

Seeing that the girl started to have some doubts about him, the old blind man didn't change his face, and continued to touch down calmly!
"What's the matter with you girl? I hear you seem to suspect that I am the second. If you don't believe me, then don't forget it. If you forget it, then don't believe it, isn't it? Is it difficult to make it difficult for both of us? Besides, the Buddhists said that it is unforgivable and unforgivable. If you really look for it, it is not a trouble for yourself, so you must finish the calculation!"

When Zhang Yu heard the old blind man talking nonsense there, Zhang Yu couldn't stand it, but the girl was still willing to watch it there, so Zhang Yu couldn't make up his mind for a while, whether he should go out to stop him, he could only Let's continue watching the show aside!

But after Zhang Yu watched the old blind man's hand go up more and more, he really couldn't stand it anymore, so he immediately took two steps forward.

"I said, master, if you really want to count, you might as well give me a touch first!"

As soon as he heard this voice, the old blind man raised his eyes and glanced up. From the first glance, Zhang Yu knew that the old blind man was obviously not blind. He could clearly see himself but pretended to be blind. blind.

Zhang Yu snorted coldly at the old blind man, then grabbed the old blind man's hand and put it on his body.

This is called Ye Lanxin, a little unhappy, obviously she came first, why was this person jumping in line to get ahead of her?

"I said, little friend, why do you look like this? Bingbing said that I seem to have arrived, and the husband said that he would settle it for me, and the husband said just now that the meeting was not easy last time. This is to open the eyes of the sky, but to It takes a lot of effort, so can you do the math for me after I finish it for you?"

When she heard Ye Lanxin talking to her like this, she had already been cut into this shape, but her voice was still soft and soft, like a spring breeze, called Zhang Yu, very comfortable.

And when he looked up at Ye Lanxin's appearance, Zhang Yu was even more pleasantly surprised. This Ye Lanxin really looked as gentle and charming as he imagined, and the most important thing was the white and tender skin, as well as the chest. Zhang Yu's business attire, which couldn't even be buttoned up, was called Zhang Yu, and his nosebleeds almost spewed out.

Seeing this little boy staring at her chest, Ye Lanxin immediately sensed the danger, and gave Zhang Yu a vicious look.

"You are so rude, a child. How do you know you can't learn well at such a young age? I don't care."

Seeing Ye Lanxin cut like this, he also blamed himself for being too rude just now. Zhang Yu blushed and apologized to Ye Lanxin embarrassedly.