Naruto: Corrupting my Naruto

(Naruto's PoV)

"Will of Fire bla bla bla..."

Ugggh! Till when will old man keep saying the same thing over and over and over!? I am sick of hearing it in the academy and in person! 

Isn't it just enough to say that to protect your family? Shiori-chan, Old man Teuchi and Ayame nee-san, and Guy-sensei? 

It's not like other villagers will try to save me if I am in danger. They will instead laugh that 'That Thing' died. Even Old man Hokage keeps deflecting the questions about my parents. And I strangely feel familiar to the photo of Fourth Hokage. 

Is he my father? Old man Hokage didn't confirm it, but didn't deny either. But he didn't have any whisker marks. Maybe these are the reason that they hate me? Thinking that it is from Kyuubi?

Heh. As if. Kyuubi died at the hands of Fourth Hokage, and those stupid people think that I am Kyuubi? 

Shiori said it rightly. It's best to not think about and associate with stupid people, it will make me stupid as well.

And Guy-sensei is not stupid, he is a genius of taijutsu.

Though his hair style and YOUTH is kind of stupid. I won't shout Youth after that one time Shiori-chan made that horrified face. I am her cool and cute husband afterall, not obnoxious and loud!

Suddenly, I felt a head on my shoulder. Okay, Shiori-chan fell asleep because of Old man Hokage's boring speech. I think she was working with some sort of seal yesterday. She must have slept late. 

After a long time, the speech FINALLY ended, and we had to go to our assigned classrooms.

"Shiori-chan, wake up."

"Mhmhm."

Sigh. I will just do my duty as a good husband and give this sleepy head a princess carry. 

"Kyaa~!"

Some girls suddenly started screaming. Eh? Why?

"Hey loser, remove your dirty hands from Shiori-chan!"

A weak looking twig shouted at me. Why? I already have washed my hand with handwash before coming to Academy. 

Wai-! Shiori-chan woke up!

She opened her eyes, looked at me, then looked at that twig, and said, "Shut up mongrel. I am sleeping."

And she fell asleep again. 

Okay, it's time to escape.

"You-"

But I was interrupted by a twig with black leaves, I mean, hair. Though leaves look better than his hair. But did this twig seriously try to punch me right now? Okay, a small kick should be enough. 

*Kick*

"AAARGH!"

And he went away flying. 

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He was weaker than I thought. Maybe I shouldn't have used chakra in my kick? But Guy-sensei just shrugs them off as if they are nothing. 

Anyway, gotta run!

I ran away from the crowd, and entered the classroom. Though I ran carefully enough that Shiori-chan didn't wake up. 

I chose the last corner seat, and tried to lay Shiori-chan down, but she kept sticking to me and mumbling something incomprehensible. Uggh, her grip is tight. If I try to forcefully lay her down, she will wake up. 

"Hmm~, front, behind, ehe~"

I wonder what she is dreaming? 

"Hey! Why are you always hanging around Shiori-chan anyway!?"

Shit! Why are these people so loud!? Shiori-chan will wake up!

"Didn't you listen! Hey! Answer me!"

"Because she is my wife!"

*Gasp*

People gasped, and I oops'ed.Looks like Shiori-chan woke up. I looked at her, and she was staring at me with her beautiful purple eyes, and then, she patted my head, and fell asleep again. 

But not before kissing me on the cheek. 

Ah! She forgot about today's quota. That's why.

I turned to those twigs and, twigys? What's the female of a twig?

Anyway, I don't have to explain anything to these stupid people, but I will since we will be classmates. I gave a 'business smile' like Shiori-chan, and 'eyes not smiling' face. 

"See? Now, don't bother her sleep."

Many losers easily got scared. Heh. I guess it is the start of our academy life, and we will have to just stay in the same building as them. But, I will train and learn everything from here, and become stronger and stronger for Shiori-chan.

And though... I really don't want to study... But I will. I can't be dumb enough that Shiori-chan has to teach me despite us being the same age.

"Alright class! On your seats! The Shinobi Academy starts now!"