Chapter 27: Chapter 27 Hash Hot Mom! Do you know what pole dancing is?
After the dance battle, Hashirama successfully won the dance competition with his fresh dance and brainwashing song. After the villagers dispersed, Hashirama and Madara also let their girl group go back first.
"Hey, Madara, you lose this time!" Hashirama ran to Madara's side and taunted him.
"Hmph." Madara suppressed the anger in his heart that Susanoo would kill him. He crossed his arms and turned his head away.
"Oh? Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!!" Looking at his friend's arrogant look, Hashirama put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly
"Asshole!" The veins on Madara's head bulged and he punched Hashirama flying away.
"I won this time! Ahahaha!" Even though Hashirama was flying in the sky, he was still laughing...
"Kid! Did you teach Hashirama the new dance?" Madara suddenly looked at Guanyin beside him and asked angrily.
In Madara's opinion, Hashirama was an idiot in dancing, how could he have such creativity? It must have been taught to him by Guanyin , the kid with many ideas.
"Uh... yes... yes" Guanyin swallowed her saliva and nodded.
"...Teach me one too...He's too arrogant." Madara was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and said proudly
"....." Guanyin was dumbfounded...Uncle Ban...you scared me a little...
"What? Don't you want to?" Ban waited for a while, but didn't hear Guanyin speak, so he asked in a serious tone.
"I am willing to... that is... it depends on whether you are willing to jump..." Guanyin swallowed her saliva and made a bold decision...
"As long as I can beat Hashirama, I don't care about anything else!" Madara said coldly
"Okay... listen to me..." Guanyin walked to the side of Ban, and Ban squatted down to listen to Guanyin .
"Are you sure this kind of dance can really defeat Hashirama?" After hearing this, Madara asked in great surprise.
"Of course" Guanyin is very sure
"Okay! I'll go find them to practice now. I won't leave for the next few days. I'll leave after I defeat Hashirama. Also, I must compose some music for this dance."
"...Okay..." Guanyin grinned, feeling helpless...
"Wait a minute, take the honey away," Madara shouted as he watched Guanyin leave.
"Oh, thank you, Uncle Madara! Mua!"
Three days later...the villagers gathered here again
I heard that after the last time the leader of the Madara clan was defeated, he went home and secluded himself for a day and a night to come up with a new dance. Today, he challenged Hashirama Senju again.
This time was different. Senju Hashirama was still wearing that belly dance costume and arrived first with the Senju girl group.
" Kan Yin , why hasn't Madara come yet?" Hashirama folded his arms, his face full of pride. He had already defeated Madara in dancing!
"Um... haven't you heard that Uncle Ban has also learned a new dance? I guess he is changing his clothes now..." Guanyin scratched his head and said helplessly.
"Hmph, what new dance? Belly dance is the real one... um..." Senju Hashirama was halfway through his words when he suddenly got stuck...
"What is the real... Oh my God..." Guanyin asked doubtfully. When he looked in the direction of Qianshou's gaze, he was completely stunned...
Of course... it wasn't just Hashirama and Kannon who were confused , but also all the villagers who came to watch the battle...
I saw Uchiha Madara walking slowly with the Uchiha girl group. He was wearing a casual suit on the upper body, which looked okay... normal, but look at his lower body... a lace skirt that reached his knees??? And he was wearing a pair of black silk stockings??? Oh my god..
The female villagers were all moved when they saw this scene. At this moment, the pair of long legs in black stockings was all they could see.... The men were also moved...
Their eyes were focused on the long white legs of the Uchiha girl group... That's right, the center position and the dancers should be separated.
Many male villagers had nosebleeds gushing out instantly. Some male villagers had been prepared after the months of fighting and quickly took out paper balls to plug their noses. Some couldn't stop the nosebleeds and they were sprayed out directly...
That's right, it's Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sarutobi Sasuke, the father and son. They both flew out with nosebleeds...
"Hashi! This time! You will definitely lose!" Madara swung his legs in black stockings and slowly walked to the side of Hashirama, his eyes full of brilliance.
Madara didn't feel uncomfortable at all. After all, the skirt had just come out, and Madara thought it was just a dance costume. What's more, his best friend Hashirama didn't feel ashamed to wear it like that, so why would he feel uncomfortable with this?
Hashirama didn't say anything, but just stared at the black stockings of Madara in front of him.
At this time, Hashirama felt his nose itchy, and saw a stream of blood flowing slowly... But Hashirama's eyes were still on those legs and he was completely unaware...
"Uncle...Uncle..." Guanyin felt a little embarrassed when she saw this, so she walked to the side of the pillar and pulled the corner of his clothes...
There was something wrong with his uncle. If he had his nose bleed when he looked at the white silk legs of the Uchiha girls, Guanyin would not have thought it was a big deal. The question was, why the hell did you bleed when you looked at Madara's black silk legs? At this moment, Guanyin felt the breath of freedom...
"Ah? Ah? What's wrong? Guanyin ?" Hashirama came back to his senses and asked in confusion as he looked at Guanyin who was pulling at his clothes.
"Uncle...your nose...is embarrassing..." Guanyin pointed at her nose and said speechlessly.
"Ah...ah...hiss...why is your nose bleeding..." Hashirama quickly wiped the blood from his nose and smiled awkwardly.
"Hehe, Hashirama... this time, just wait for your defeat!" Madara looked at him coldly. Then he led his girl group and slowly walked onto the stage...
Each of the girls held a three-meter-long steel pipe in their hands, including Madara's. Madara used his chakra to fix each pipe on the stage...
Then...the nightmare begins...
"Ah~" The first sentence of the music is a woman's proud gasp, followed by a slightly ambiguous accompaniment...
Madara glanced coldly at Hashirama over there, and the look in his eyes meant, just wait and see!
Madara placed one hand on the steel pipe, then slowly stretched out his left leg, and the girls behind him followed his movements. Madara's left leg, following the music, slowly rested on the steel pipe, and then... it was about to happen...
"Hello, this is 120! Quick! Quick! Dispatch all the nurses and doctors in your hospital! Don't ask why! Have you forgotten the accident that happened last month? The accident... will happen again soon..." Guanyin swallowed her saliva and quickly made a phone call. The situation would be out of control if it continued!