Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

The news that Sasori and Deidara had captured the Three-Tails soon reached Akatsuki.

Funan ran over in a hurry.

Looking at the people who gathered together again to seal the Three-Tails, he shouted: "I heard that you captured the Three-Tails. Give me a price and I'll buy it!"

Akatsuki was quiet instantly.

Everyone stared at Funan.

"Funan-san, what do you want so many tailed beasts for?"

Kisame couldn't help asking. "You have got the One-Tail, Two-Tails, and Nine-Tails now. Are you going to collect all the tailed beasts?"

Funan pouted and said, "Don't talk nonsense. First, the One-Tail is in Sunagakure. It is the village treasure of others. The Jinchuriki is just my disciple. He has his own ideas and can't listen to me, the Hokage of Konoha."

Everyone nodded.

"Second, the Two-Tails' Jinchuriki, Nii Yugito, is in my hands. There's not much to say about that. But the problems that come with that? I don't need to explain them to you, do I?"

The people of Akatsuki pretended not to understand.

The Two-Tails is the Jinchuriki of Kumogakure.

If the Akatsuki members were to leak the information to the Raikage...

Did they have any sympathy for Funan? Of course not.

Except for Konan, there is probably no second one.

If they can cause him some trouble, I believe that the people present will be very happy.

Besides, isn't one of Akatsuki's mission to provoke fighting between various shinobi villages?

"As for the Nine-Tails, although he is in Konoha, you all know the situation, so I don't need to say more, right?"

The people of Akatsuki were silent again.

"All right."

Nagato's deep voice sounded and said: "You should extract some of the power of the three-tails as soon as possible. We will seal it into the Demonic Statue. As long as the Demonic Statue can be activated normally, the three-tails will be yours."

After that, Nagato disappeared.

"Huh?"

Many people exclaimed in surprise.

"Hehe!"

Funan didn't care about that. He just stared at the three-tails and smiled.

The great demon king Uchiha Funan got another tailed beast!

Thinking of a certain scene in the Naruto Series.

Funan looked at Obito who had a gloomy expression, and took out a silver mask, before putting it on his face.

Seeing his actions, Obito's expression became even more gloomy.

He left directly.

The special mask he had designed for himself was now on Funan's face.

He would have to get another mask, or else his precious face would be exposed.

When everyone left, Konan approached Funan.

"What are you going to do with this tailed beast? Do you have a suitable Jinchuriki?"

"Why do you have to have a Jinchuriki?"

Funan looked at Konan with a smile and said: "Can't this thing be used as a summoning beast? People need to know how to adapt. If they are too rigid and dogmatic, they will definitely suffer."

"This..." Konan was stunned.

Funan was calm.

Uchiha Madara's summoning beast is the Nine-Tails.

The strongest tailed beast can be summoned by others, so how can a mere Three-Tails not be used?

"Roar!!!"

At this moment, the three-tailed beast let out a low roar.

It had just been resurrected and was in a state of chaos, sometimes awake and sometimes confused.

It just happened to hear Funan's words, which made it angry.

A mere human actually wanted it, the great three-tailed beast, to become his summoning beast?!

How arrogant!

"What are you yelling about?"

Funan looked at the Three-Tails and activated his Mangekyo Sharingan.

The next moment, the three-tailed beast was quiet.

"Let's start!" Funan said with a smile, moving forward to seal his contract with the Three-Tails as his summoning beast.

'Funan, don't you think you're disrespecting me a little?'

A pleasant female voice sounded in Funan's mind.

'Haha, Katsuyu, the three-tailed beast is still qualified to be my summoning beast. As for you, strictly speaking, we are equal friends.' Funan answered in his mind.

'Hehe, Funan, you always say things that make others happy.' Katsuyu said.

Tsunade still didn't understand how Katsuyu had ended up signing a contract with Funan, becoming her summoning beast.

The Third Hokage became suspicious of Tsunade because of this. Their relationship became even more strained.

Hiruzen suspected that Tsunade knew something and was in league with the Uchiha to overthrow him.

In fact, Tsunade was more puzzled than him.

It's actually easy to understand.

In the entire Shikkotsu Forest there is only one slug, Katsuyu.

She has lived so long that she is terribly bored.

When Funan shared some of his ideas from another world with her, she was immediately fascinated.

Funan also reached some agreements with her, and naturally, both signed a contract.

It's that simple!

In fact, the reforms Funan made in Konoha, along with his future plans, made Katsuyu feel truly surprised and full of expectations.

…

[Buzz!]

Space began to distort.

Obito appeared.

He takes off his mask with a gloomy face.

In his own Kamui space, he doesn't need to hide himself.

At this moment, he already has two eyes.

Two pairs of three-tomoe Sharingan.

This makes him look more majestic and indifferent.

However, from his expression, it can be seen that he is very angry.

"What's wrong, Obito." The voice of Black Zetsu sounded.

Zetsu slowly emerged from the ground.

"This eye is wrong!" Obito's face is gloomy.

"Wrong?"

"Well, it can't be transformed into a Mangekyo Sharingan!"

Zetsu was startled and said: "Is it because you just got it back and it needs some time to adjust?"

Obito hesitated. His body has been transformed by Hashirama's cells and is more sensitive to chakra.

This eye is obviously not his.

But he wasn't completely sure either.

After all, it has been used by Kakashi for so many years, it is normal for Kakashi's chakra to exist inside.

Zetsu saw Obito's hesitation and said: "Use more of your chakra to assimilate it. I think it won't take long before you can use it."

"The reason you feel like it's not yours is probably because it's been away from you for too long."

Black Zetsu couldn't help but think of his mother.

The time of separation is indeed too long.

Obito thought for a moment and suddenly said: "Tell me, Uchiha Funan, does he know that I am Uchiha Obito?"

Black Zetsu was shocked and said: "How is it possible? You are already dead. As a hero of Konoha, you are engraved on the Monument of Heroes. People who are familiar with you, such as Hatake Kakashi and the Fourth Hokage, did not recognize you. Uchiha Funan has never seen you, how could he recognize you?"

Black Zetsu was really a little panicked.

If the other party knew Obito, would he know Madara, would he know others?

Obito remained silent, and his heart was still a little heavy.

In fact, Funan had seen him.

During the Third Shinobi World War, the other party was the bloody flame that shook the shinobi world and was on par with his teacher.

Obito also admired the other party.

Although he was younger than him, he already possessed incredible power.

Kakashi was known as a rare genius, setting one record after another.

Those records were broken one by one by Funan, setting new records.

That's why, the first time they met, Obito ran straight to him, wanting to meet this member of his clan.

Uchiha Funan's attitude was also very good. He called him 'senpai' all the time, which made Obito very happy and laughed.

However, Minato-sensei said that this person was not simple and asked them not to get close to him.

Now that he thought about it, probably only an Uchiha as naive and foolish as himself could be liked by Minato and the Third Hokage.

Obito smiled coldly. He put his hand to his newly transplanted eye.

If this eye does not belong to him, it means that Uchiha Funan had guessed his identity long ago, so he replaced Kakashi's eye in advance.

Using an ordinary Sharingan, he exchanged for a Mangekyo!

Was it possible?

Could he have figured him out after seeing him just once?

They were both young at the time, would he really remember?

Obito was a little uneasy.

"Obito... Obito..."

"Hmm?"

Obito turned his head and looked at Zetsu.

"We have to think of a way, this won't work!" Zetsu frowned and said: "Uchiha Funan got the three-tailed beast again. Damn, will he also have his eyes on the four-tailed beast? Could it be that we can only get the chakra of all the tailed beasts, and the main body will be taken away by Uchiha Funan?"

Obito thought for a while and said: "I've already contacted Orochimaru. I believe we'll hear from Danzo soon. Afterwards, I'll speak with the Third Hokage, and it would be best to coordinate with the Ino-Shika-Cho clans and the Raikage as well."

"Join hands with so many people?"

Zetsu breathed a sigh of relief.

If so many people join forces, they should be able to deal with Uchiha Funan.

If it still doesn't work, then there is no other way, and Uchiha Madara can only be resurrected.

Uchiha Madara is not very smart, but he is a real fighter!

...

Would it be possible for the Three-Tails to agree to become a summoned beast without protest?

Of course not!

Funan didn't believe that he had Naruto's mouth to make even Pain commit suicide after hearing his speech.

But Funan had something that Naruto didn't have.

Looking at the old turtle with an unconvinced face, Funan laughed grimly and stepped forward.

[Bang! Bang! Bang!]

"Roar!"

After a series of heart-rending screams, Funan, stretching calmly, asked: "How is it? Are you convinced?"

"Are you really human?" The Three-Tails looked at Funan with horror in his eyes.

"Stop talking nonsense. I just want to ask you if you are convinced or not?" Funan said, glancing at him. "If you are not convinced, let's continue to fight until you are convinced. Don't worry, I will be very careful and will definitely not beat you to death."

Three-Tails: "..."

Seeing the Three-Tails remain silent, Funan raised an eyebrow and took another step forward.

[Bang! Bang! Bang!]

"Aaaahhh!"

"Stop!" the Three-Tails shouted, unable to bear it any longer.

"Stop what? Keep going! Wait until I'm satisfied!"

A day passed.

The Three-Tails lay on the ground, panting softly, like a little girl beaten by a dozen strong men.

"Do you accept it or not? If not, let's continue!" Funan laughed grimly, moving his neck back and forth, and said: "As long as you say you don't accept it, I will beat you three times a day, plus one for midnight snack. Let's keep going, I believe that you will surrender one day."

"And if you don't give up, well, look, I'll have an extra punching bag. I have nothing to lose!"

The three-tailed beast trembled.

He lowered his head in humiliation. "I accept it! I surrender now!"

"That's right!" Funan said, his Susanoo still active.

He swung his giant arm and gave the Three-Tails a good smack on the shell. "Just follow me well, I'll take you to eat delicious food and drink excellent drinks."

"I wouldn't dare to doubt it, but... I just ask that you be a little gentler when you caress me."

"Huh?" Funan frowned. "Are you telling me it hurt?"

"No, no, not at all." The Three-Tails immediately replied, shaking his head. "It was perfect, just the right amount of strength."

Funan nodded, satisfied. "Very well. My original plan was to use genjutsu to control you in the next battle, and then give you a few more beatings until you understood how much I appreciate you. But it seems that now…"

"No need, rest assured!" The Three-Tails said in a firm voice, changing his attitude completely and tapping his chest. "If there are any enemies, leave them in my hands! I assure you that I will crush them to dust!"

The Three-Tails spoke these words through clenched teeth, full of resentment.

Funan sighed, giving him another friendly blow on the shell, and he did it with such force that the Three-Tails almost spat blood, if it weren't for the fact that it was made of chakra. Funan then said with a smile: "Why wouldn't we have met before?"

I would have preferred never to meet you...

If I am given another chance, I will swim into the depths of the sea. I will not float up until you die.

The Three-Tails said flatteringly: "I also regret not meeting you earlier. Fortunately, it is not too late now."

Funan nodded vigorously in excitement and patted it again. The Three-Tails' body trembled violently.

The Three-Tails felt like he was about to fall apart.

If you keep hitting me like that, I'm going to die...

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