Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

After calming down the urge to slap the snake, he showed a gentle smile and said:

"Excuse me. How long do you need to rest before you feel in the mood to tell a story?"

"Soon, an hour."

"Really? Only ink for an hour this time!?"

"Well, just one hour. After one hour, it's time for dinner. I'll tell you during the meal."

"You're endless, aren't you! That's what you said in the room before I went out to lunch with you!!"

This time, Xinghuo really couldn't bear it any longer, so he stretched out his hand to Orochimaru angrily, and pressed it on his stomach.

"What are you doing? Are you going to massage my stomach to help me speed up digestion?"

"No. I'm just going to—press out all the things I fed you before! Ha!!!"

"Ugh! You, you actually... Uhhhhhhh! Stop, stop you idiot!!"

...

10 minute later.

"How dare you use force against me, just be patient."

It's really uncomfortable to be pressed down on the stomach by a stinky brat with low-quality strange force, and it's only now that Orochimaru has recovered.

Lowering his head, he said to a corpse with silver hair and several shoe prints on his face on the ground:

"Tell me, why do you care so much about slugs? Are you interested in her and want to know more about her?"

"...Can, can you take your feet away first? If you step on my head like this again, I'm afraid I will awaken some strange attributes."

Although he was stepped on by a shemale, but... Uncle Snake's appearance is also a country lolita.

So... huh?

However, Orochimaru, who was obviously in a bad mood, did not intend to simply agree to Xinghuo's request.

"Answer my question first. Then, it depends on my mood."

"...Why do I have to...don't, don't use such force, the skull is almost...Ahh! I, I say! I say, I say!"

After finishing begging for mercy and preventing Orochimaru from continuing the violence, Xinghuo hurriedly said:

"I didn't pay attention to Tsunade. In fact, I just felt dizzy just seeing that pair of exaggeratedly...ugh."

"Dizzy? Excited to the point of dizziness? Then, isn't that just a fancy!!!"

"Ah!!! Cold, calm, calm! If you push harder, my brains will really be trampled out!

If you think about it seriously, I'm a young girl.

Young girls are almost flat.I'm definitely more on the small side than the big ones.

so--!Believe me, it is absolutely impossible for me to be interested in such an old woman! "

"..."

It seemed that what Xinghuo said was too reasonable, and Orochimaru, who was speechless, finally raised his foot.

Sometimes, perverts are so easy to gain trust.

Xinghuo, who was dead but not dead, stood up while rubbing his head, and said:

"It hurts, it hurts... Really. You are so gay, you are so hard."

Boom!

I don't know what happened, but Uncle Snake, who usually doesn't mind patting his head, lost his temper again.

His foot kicked against the wall behind Xinghuo.

Realizing that Uncle Snake was really angry, Xinghuo began to stutter:

"What, what's wrong?"

Orochimaru didn't answer right away.

He just stared at Xinghuo with his eyes glowing red like a villain, and after bringing his face closer, he said:

"Besides, I'm Ji Ji, I'd be—very unhappy."

Ignore the booing sounds of diners around "咻咻" and "Yo yo".

I also ignored the voice of a mother who covered her daughter's eyes and said "children don't want to watch 507".

Xinghuo couldn't understand at all, how did this group of mentally handicapped think that he and Uncle Snake wanted to KISS!

In short, with a strong desire to survive, he chose to please Uncle Snake without even thinking about it:

"Uh... ok, ok. You, you are not Ji, you are a normal person, a normal... woman who likes men."

"very good."

Although I know that Xinghuo doesn't really believe that he is not a Ji guy in his heart.

But—Oshemaru is quite satisfied with Xing Huo Huo's performance.