Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

Tsunade, as if the anger on his body was about to materialize, slapped the table and roared.

"Nothing in particular. Other than to warn your assistants not to walk on the brink of death, and—"

Even though his hands were useless, Orochimaru, who was not afraid of Tsunade at all, sat on Xinghuo's lap while talking.

"—I want to tell you that I already have a spouse."

what--!Was, calculated! ! ! !

Looking at the premeditated appearance of Orochimaru when he was talking just now, Xinghuo knew that he had fallen into a pit.

He was still thinking about how to plot Orochimaru, but he didn't expect... he didn't expect to be plotted against him!

God.Match Uncle Snake and Tsunade?

—— Match a chicken feather!Was used by the snake as a shield to reject Tsunade!

"I, I, I... I knew it! You didn't just come here to seek medical treatment. Sure enough...you want to fight with me!!!"

Murderous aura, in addition to anger, Tsunade also exudes an undisguised murderous aura.

"Not really. But if you want, I'm here for you."

While Uncle Snake was speaking, a murderous aura emanated from him.

Xinghuo, who knew what he should dare to do most now, stood up hastily to persuade him to fight:

"Calm down, calm down! Everyone has something to say, the matter is not that serious. Tsunade-sama, you..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a snake that loved to interrupt him.

"Don't call her a lord! You are my spouse, what does it mean to call her a lord? Do you want me to be inferior to her!"

"...This... well, okay. Tsunade, you must have misunderstood something..."

However.Xinghuo, who didn't want to provoke Dashewan's nerves, was interrupted again before he finished speaking.

"Who would allow a junior like you to call me by my first name! Call me Tsunade-sama!!"

"...uh... ok. Tsunade..."

"Shut up! If you dare to call her an adult, I will break your three legs! Call her a slug!!"

"...uh... slug, look..."

"Shut up! If you don't use honorific words to me again, I'll punch you to death! This time, call me Tsunade Hime-sama!!"

This time, Xinghuo couldn't bear it anymore, and roared:

"Mom! What are you two out of your minds!? Why don't you let people talk!!"

"Smelly brat, who are you talking about!!!" x[-]

"—Ugh!"

Chapter 218 Tsunade's Analysis

"A beautiful fairy with a super big O department, please carefully observe this beautiful hand covered with bandages."

In the palm of Xinghuo's right hand, Orochimaru's left hand was supported.

"This hand, which was originally as beautiful as white jade, is now so miserable that you can't even move your fingers."

Xinghuo said, and tapped the right side of Orochimaru with his chin, signaling Tsunade to look at Orochimaru's other hand.

"Also, it's not just one beautiful hand that is so miserable, but both of them."

"In this world, no one is stupid enough to die to challenge a strong enemy when he is so weak?"

"After all, the extremely clever She Ji is not only unable to seal herself."

"Even I, the little brother beside me, can't make a seal because I only have one hand to use."

"So, Goddess Snake Princess and I really sincerely came to seek medical treatment from a beautiful fairy with the best medical skills in the world."

Maybe it's because Xinghuo's speech has become more pleasant this time, and the flattery is very comfortable.

Orochimaru and Tsunade, although they both showed displeased expressions when they heard Xinghuo praise each other in front of them.

However, this time, no one stood up and interrupted Xinghuo's speech with a growl.

For this, Xinghuo secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

The left cheek that was punched just now and the cheek that was kicked were still burning hot.

... Fortunately, the brains of these two dead neuropaths are also a little wattage. After a few compliments, they can listen to other people's words.

But if you want to rejoice, it is still a bit too early.

"Do you think playing with me is that fun!?"

After Tsunade listened to Xinghuo's explanation of the situation, his excitement did not slow down at all.

"This look of ignoring me at all is still the same as before.

Even, it got worse.Orochimaru, what kind of torture do you want me to be willing to do...! "

... Is the bloody drama coming! ?