Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"That's right! There is a limit to wishful thinking!"

After Orochimaru said contemptuous words to Dou, the person who expressed a similar context to Orochimaru was someone who seemed so stupid that his IQ was not as good as that of a caterpillar.

At this moment, Naruko seemed to be in a very unhappy mood, staring at her pocket.

……

Naruko

Hmm... who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

It seems that there is something happening in memory about this.

The most beautiful woman in the world...

——Xinghuo: "Damn it! Ghost!!!... Huh? Don't be funny, I like to tease that girl because her reaction is more interesting, not because of her beauty...Ah! You almost forgot about me She came out to steal clothes!... Oh, yes, after that girl rushes out of the bathroom, you go in and wash your face right away. Don’t listen to that damn girl Ino’s nonsense from now on. Lipstick is not suitable for you. Looks are the most beautiful."

—— Zuoyue: "...Xinghuo! Get out of here!!!...Things, let me state in advance, I didn't wear this catgirl suit because I like it, it was that bastard who stole all of my clothes basket I’ll only wear clothes if you don’t even leave me a bath towel, you can’t let me be naked...Wow~! What’s wrong with your face?!...So it’s like this. Um, um, quite...pretty Looks good, right? Maybe a hundred times more beautiful than me... No, don't talk about it, I'll hack that bastard to death first..."

After reminiscing about the past, Naruko wakes up instantly and understands who the most beautiful woman is.

By the way, there is also a woman who can take care of Xinghuo like a mother, so there seems to be a similar topic.

——Jiraiya: "What?!!! When you lived with that brat, were you the one who did the laundry and cooked?! I really, really... OOOO! In the future, don't bother with him, you don't It's not his mother, why bother him so much?"

End of memory, conclusion:

Dou is confessing his love to me!

If you want to ask why someone "confessed" to Naruko, she is not only unhappy, but also unhappy.

Is that even a question? !

She will be upset, of course because of love

"(Wow~ Huo Da! Huo Da Huo Da!!

Is that guy looking down on people?Look down on my determination?

Even if I am the most beautiful and caring woman in the world, Xinghuo is totally unworthy of a flawless and flawless fairy like me.But - I would love to!I just like being stuck on cow dung, do I need you, a mortal, to take care of me! ! ! )”

Of course...probably...perhaps because of love...right?

……

When hearing Orochimaru's contempt for him, Dou didn't react.

After all, Dou knows a little more than Xinghuo.

He knew that Orochimaru and Tsunade were now in a hostile relationship, not a relationship between Ji Lao.

So, Shizune is Tsunade's disciple, and it is normal for Orochimaru not to support his subordinates and enemy's disciples to fall in love.

but.

The words of contempt coming from the mouth of an idiot, with the contemptuous meaning of 'toads want to eat swan meat', are just

"Even, even a low-energy creature like you thinks that I am delusional?!!!! How, how...how did things develop in this direction, am I, am I an existence that even caterpillars look down upon...?"

——As if he heard a prophet tell him, "The end of the world is coming", Dou showed despairing eyes 0

In fact, it's not surprising that Dou's violent reaction.

Sometimes, when Xinghuo is seriously looked down upon by that idiot Naruko, he will also have a kind of

Ah~ even she looks down on me, I, I was seriously looked down upon by her... I am... am I not even a shit?Could it be that the ants next to me are more human than me?

- a strange feeling.

Perhaps, this is a kind of self-cognition mistaken doubt that arises when people who think they are at the top of the food chain feel that they are being looked down upon by the creatures at the bottom of the food chain from the bottom of their hearts.

Until now, Xinghuo has not thought about whether the stupid girl's ability is her own or that of Nine Tails.

In short, it's okay to do that kind of inexplicable thing, Xinghuo won't stop making up the knife just because the pocket looks pitiful.

after all

……

The most beautiful woman in the world?

Do you mean Orochimaru?

No, Uncle Snake is a man.Even if he changed his gender, he could only be regarded as a human monster at best.

If Uncle Snake is excluded, the only candidates left are... no, right?

That girl is so arrogant, how can she look like a woman who can take care of me like a mother?

Lao Tzu's pocket money, bento, training... etc., these are all my...self...

……what?Well, it seems that everything is arranged by her.turn out to be……

Son of a bitch!It turns out that it wasn't Orochimaru who hit my stinky girl, but you four-eyed frog at 1.5! ! !

Ah, how stupid, I should have thought of the book I gave Orochimaru [How to be a real young girl!

——Where did the books that are so strange to death come from?