Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"It turns out that this salted fish can flop. I always thought that a top-notch fish like him would just sit still and wait for someone to pickle and dry him when he knew he was about to die."

780 "Well, I'm like that too...uh."

Shizune, who obviously had the same opinion as Tsunade, covered his mouth suddenly remembering that he was banned before he finished speaking.

Although I really want to use swear words that are all OOO, which makes people completely unable to understand what I am talking about, discuss with Tsunade and Shizune why the explosion of their extremely handsome small universe will be a salty fish in their eyes.

But now, there is a girl who received a thousand knives, who deserves more scolding than them.

"Cough, cough cough... cough... Suck-suck--!! Phew~ well, there is enough oxygen to swear. You are so obsessed with chopping off my leg! I didn't see it Has the situation changed? Is your mind full of mud!?"

"Look, I saw it...but, for a while...it was too sudden, and I couldn't stop it for a while."

"Who are you lying to! I was pulled over by this snake just now, and my position has moved so much in just a short moment, and you even cut my foot so precisely, it can't be accepted stop?!"

Xinghuo didn't believe what the golden retriever idiot said.

He also said just now that the other participant in the 'tug of war', Jiraiya's rope 'broken'.

He suddenly lost the pull from Jiraiya's side, and was quickly passively bounced in the direction of Orochimaru.

Tell me.

The position has changed, but the ankle is still accurately cut.

Isn't this a fool who is able to follow the knife with ease, what else can it be?

In this regard, the explanation of the aggrieved idiot is:

"Because, because I didn't think of chopping off your feet, I aimed at the snake's tongue, I didn't expect... your feet suddenly ran into the trajectory of my slashing... If I didn't rush With a little effort, you... I, I didn't say it was Xinghuo's fault, but... Yes, right! It's your foot, blame it. Maybe it's too itchy and owes you to cut it, so suddenly Come and beg me to chop it off."

Well, let's just say that this idiot's brain became brighter because he entered the fighting state.

Playing cleverly, he used that face that looked like a fool to deceive people, trying to make a fool of himself.

As a result, the painful snake didn't get there, and took the hostage to be rescued.

but!

Even when Starfire figured out that the idiot didn't seem to have done anything wrong.In other words, she is not only right, but also worthy of praise.

— That doesn't mean he can't be angry!

"I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language. What's my foot itching, I don't want to cut it, what's it called again, my foot suddenly ran over and begged you to cut it, do you believe it or not?"

Saying that, Xinghuo raised his hands covering the wound on his right calf.

"Look carefully, look at my injuries. These ten purple-red fingers are the price I paid for using Chakra incrementally, breaking the safety line of my strange power fist at this stage, and tearing my hair apart. And the neck , is the red seal that was almost strangled to death by your wild father."

"Why would you..."

"—No questions! Although I can't see it, I can guess that there must be a deep strangle mark on my neck, and that's not the point. Look again, the wound on my calf was cut by your bastard, bleeding profusely right?!"

"...um, um, I saw...but..."

"But what but! I said not to speak. Now, I don't accept any reasonable self-defense! If you want to get my forgiveness, the only thing you can do is to use multiple shadow clones immediately... To be correct, it should be a harem technique .Using the art of the harem, conjure up a lot of cute young girls, and then one by one "brother, brother" acted like a baby and wanted to hug me, otherwise it would be unnecessary."

After saying such a long list of words, no matter how you listen to them, you feel that this person has something wrong with his mind.

As Xinghuo expected, the stupid girl might jump, be contemptuous, or ask questions in bewilderment.

But none of these predictions came true.

What he saw was just a stupid loli with blond hair and twin ponytails, with a tangled and hesitant look on his face.

This... Could it be that this girl, no matter how intimidating and lure she is, her reaction is to die rather than surrender, to die like someone else and let herself be swayed, is hesitating because of guilt?

In fact, after Xinghuo learned that Naruko had obtained the special ability of transforming herself because of Kyuubi's relationship, she would not be beaten back to her original shape because of simplicity, she often used some crooked brains that normal men should use.

Of course, the result he got after exhausting all his efforts - was a complete failure as mentioned above.

In this regard, the answer given by the stupid girl is

'It feels like that, not only have I become a substitute for others, but I can even be regarded as greening myself with nothing to do. '

——Besides, she told Zuoyue every time, causing Xinghuo to always go to school with bandages on the next day.

Because such things happened many times in a short period of time, Xinghuo was once unanimously considered by everyone in the school as an idiot who suffered from severe secondary illness like Ya.

Back to topic.

Now that things have come to an end, I suddenly have hope for things that I have given up on for a long time... I don't know what to say.

If you really want to say it, it's really a bit too much for her to transform into other girls.

Think about it differently, what if the girl forced herself to look like an orangutan or Kakashi, like her?

I can't stand it, I'm so angry, I want to kill someone!

and so--

"Why are you still hesitating?! Change quickly, don't care too much about what you have and what you don't have!

You care because your thinking has gone into a misunderstanding.

If you don't understand what I mean, you can think from another angle and rethink from my perspective.

Why do I want you to turn into a large group of young girls to act coquettishly and cutely to me?Is it because of me?Is it because of evil thoughts?