Chapter 11: 11 - The King's Way (2)
"Hmm~ hmm♪~"
I find myself humming a tune as I go to the supermarket to buy groceries or a few other things. I can feel the way people around me look at me differently.
But I didn't get beat anywhere when I was in Leeds. It's because I wasn't overwhelming. I was above average.
This cool and heavy feeling… It's been 7 years.
I lived like a loser for 5 years, came to my senses for a year, and then spent a year as a true unemployed person.
As a result, my appearance had rotted away, but now I have regained my former appearance.
No, actually, I got a little more greedy there and strengthened it a few more times.
As I was doing it, I didn't have enough points to spend on stamina, but I wasn't in urgent need of stamina.
And I didn't touch the estimated cost, so it was a reasonable expense this time too.
But that doesn't mean I'm handsome enough for people to stop and stare... What is it?
"Oh my, that guy is really annoying…"
"Huh! What, you and I are getting along well"
"You? Even a passing earthworm would laugh. Haha."
"Wow… Are you mixed-race?"
"Fuck, life is coming to an end."
"Hey, there's my boyfriend."
"You crazy bitch! Stop looking at my boyfriend."
"You perverts can hear everything!"
I went home and changed my pants. I can't wear my old pants anymore. I have to buy new ones or something...
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I used my cooking skills.
"This is… ramen? What have I been eating until now…?"
The effect was amazing!
I never thought that home-cooked ramen would taste like this…
Cooking Skills This is a real deal. If there is a recipe you have never seen before, you can memorize it just by looking at it once, and if there is something strange, it will be automatically corrected.
Once I start cooking, I naturally follow the recipe, and if I force myself to add a different ingredient, I immediately cook the optimal dish accordingly.
That's why people complain that the awakened people are being unfairly treated. Because I, who lived my whole life without knowing anything about cooking, made this dish.
It's not something I should be saying while boiling ramen…
Anyway, I found out that the cooking skill works normally. However, I don't plan on registering as an Awakener with this.
What I want to do is become a hunter, not a cook.
If you register as an Awakened Person like this, you will be able to receive the Awakening Support Fee right away.
But a person with cooking skills who is also a chef suddenly claims to have awakened fighting skills?
At first, you'll be criticized for lying, but later you'll be analyzed as a special case, and that's unacceptable.
It's not too late to just wait quietly and register as an Awakened player after obtaining combat skills.
Moreover, this 'Heroine Netori' is a fantasy world's royal road warrior story.
Wouldn't there be a high probability of obtaining combat skills?
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[Uses the 'Heroine Netori' ability.]
[Please select your desired genre.]
After choosing fantasy like when I made the estimate, I chose the royal road warrior thing and harem.
Because fantasy is a man's romance. Because the story of the king and the dragon is the epitome of fantasy.
What about a harem? There have to be a lot of heroines to do netori.
[Choose the character you want.]
I chose 'Neighborhood Brother A' from the 4-tier characters. The price is 100 points.
This character is quite low among the 4th tier characters, but the reason I chose this character is because he is from the same village as the warrior.
The main goal of this 'Heroine Netori' is to enjoy a fantasy life.
I want to become a member of the warrior party and go on an adventure with the warrior. In other words, I want to ride the warrior bus.
By going on adventures like this, you can acquire artifacts and learn combat skills, killing two birds with one stone.
If so, it's better to join from the beginning.
With my low ability, it's hard to fit in the middle, so I'm trying to fit in the party from the beginning.
What about Netori? Well, I guess I have to do it.
But I don't plan on touching the main heroine.
If you touch the hero for no reason, the hero's mentality will go down or he will be hated, so he will go on adventures.
I'd rather step forward and connect the main heroine and the hero, and then I'll take care of the sub heroines.
A guy who has a girlfriend wouldn't say anything if he flirts with the sub heroine. He might even get some help from the main heroine.
[Choose the item you want to use in this round.]
As expected, I chose 'Inventory (3 slots)' and 'Temporary Suspension Ticket' which I had seen when making the estimate.
I've already prepared the items to put in my inventory: a smartphone (connected to a solar charger), sleeping pills, and a tent.
I brought a smartphone for video recording, sleeping pills for the possible sleep deprivation, and a tent to help me sleep outside.
Fortunately, thanks to the charger trick, they all went into my inventory without any problems.
After paying 1000 points for the temporary suspension ticket, I have 480 points left…
Should I just buy 4 random boxes?
Just in case, let's buy it.
Finally, select the random box and click Done.
My eyes went dark
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[You selected Fantasy, Royal Road Warrior, Harem, and Neighborhood Type A.]
[The world of 'Heroine Netori' is being created...]
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[Mission: Netori the heroine.]
[Tip: The main character, the warrior, will leave the village after 6 months and begin his adventure to defeat the Demon King. His childhood friend, the main heroine, the saint, will also join him on his journey.]
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It's already been half a year since I entered the fantasy world.
A lot has happened in the past half year.
First of all, as soon as I entered this world, my neighborhood brother A's parents died.
My neighborhood brother A's parents were peddlers. His father was killed by a robber, and his mother, with her injured body, brought me to this village before passing away.
The couple who ran the local bar helped me when I had nowhere to go, and they let me stay in their house.
It is said that the bar couple were close friends with neighborhood brother A's parents.
I agreed to help out at the bar in exchange for letting me stay at my house.
At first, I only did odd jobs, but thanks to my cooking skills, I started working in the kitchen, and as the number of customers increased thanks to the side dishes I made, I became an indispensable person at the bar.
Thanks to that, the bar owner couple treated me like their son, and thanks to that, I had a younger sister.
This is Sophia, the main heroine of 'Heroine Netori'.
Sophia had a hard time adjusting to the sudden addition to her family and we fought a lot, but now we've become close and are like siblings.
Meanwhile, while working at a bar, I overheard a story about a poor village punk who often came out as a snack, and it turned out that he was the main character.
The main character also said that he had no parents and lived with the village chief, but when he was young, his mother raised him alone and died of an illness.
That's why it wasn't difficult to become close with the main character.
As I took care of this and that under the pretext of having a common bond, the main character soon started to follow me, yelling at me.
It's almost time for the protagonist and main heroine to leave town, but it seems like they've earned enough favor to join the party.
Oh, of course I didn't just work and have no fun.
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"Haa, ah, ah, aah!"
"Ma'am, ugh… I think I'm going to get diarrhea!"
It all started when a lady, Sophia's mother, happened to see me washing up.
No, now that I think about it, it wasn't a coincidence, it was intentional.
Anyway, the lady who saw my naked body seduced me when no one else was around.
She was horny and she needed my dick.
Even though she was in her 30s, she still had the beautiful looks and body of a 20-year-old, so I gave in to her temptation without hesitation, and we ended up having sex whenever we had the chance.
"Ah, haah! Me too! I think I'll go too, ah, ahh!"
"No, that's right… Huh, let's solve it quickly!"
"No, no, ah, ah, put me inside, today… hot, it's dangerous!"
Unlike the heroines who were virgins, the old woman was extremely passionate and pleased me with caresses and positions I had never seen before.
"Are you crazy?!"
"It's okay, haang… I'll just add more, haaeng!"
The problem is that the lady always wants to cum inside the vagina, even on dangerous days.
She says she'll have sex with the old man to create an alibi, but honestly, I'm worried.
"Mom! Brother! I'm home!"
Oh, I was having sex so mindlessly that it was already time for Sophia to come back.
I panicked and tried to stretch my waist, but the woman wouldn't let go.
"Untie your legs! Sophie's here!"
"Haaang! Ha, then… Aah! Just hurry up and go!"
"Then at least keep your mouth shut. You'll get caught!"
"Okay, ah! Sophie is… hot, she has a dull part! Because… hot."
"No matter what, if you keep moaning like this."
"Okay! Hey, hurry! Hah! Ah!"
When I told her to be quiet, she opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out. It meant that I wanted her to stop me with a kiss. Have you ever seen such a lewd woman? She wouldn't stop even when her own daughter came.
"Ha, ha… churp, ah…"
"Ugh! Ugh!"
"Huh… Huh-huh! Ha… Ah…"
In the end, I just ejaculated. After I filled her vagina with semen, the woman let go of my legs.
As soon as I was free, I quickly put on my pants and ran to Sophia. I didn't even have time to put on my panties.
"Brother! Where are you! I have something to say!"
"Sophie! You're here? Sorry, I had to talk to the lady for a moment… Haha…"
Should I be fooled?
He showed up covered in sweat and smelling like semen, but honestly, it's strange that he let it go like that
As the lady said, Sophia is a bit dull.
"What are you talking about! I had sex with my mom again!"
What the hell is dull?
"That's not it, that… haha…"
"really…!"
Sophia, very angry, ran towards me and quickly took off my pants.
Then, a penis covered in semen and love juice came out.
At the undeniable evidence of their sex, Sophia let out a short sigh and screamed.
"I told you this was mine!"
After that, he got down on his knees, stuck his tongue out, and cleaned my dick.
The daughter is cleaning the slit that was poking her mother's vagina... I trembled at the crazy sense of depravity.
Of course, I also got an erection.
"Huh…!"
Sophia smiled, saying that it was thanks to her that he got an erection.