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16 – School life is f*cking spectacular # 11

“Chuckling.”

On the way to the cafeteria with Sihoo.

Excitement explodes.

A buffet? Is the school lunch buffet? Unbelievably happy. It feels like a very warm wind gently wraps my heart. Can I feel this absurd pleasure?

It feels like being hugged by a cloud.

I waltzed with the sunlight while I was embraced by the clouds. I feel like wanting to sing. If this joy is not to be sung, then when will humans sing?

But is it really true?

School meals are served buffet-style?

“As expected, I like heroes. They are super people who will protect the country, so of course we have to serve them buffet-style. Cancer. That’s okay.”

“Huh, hahahahaha. Geuncheol-ah. I think it’s so funny that I like it a little too much.”

“Is this excessive? Don’t you know the human heart?”

“It’s great…! With this, even people’s hearts…!”

Sihu Li slurred her words, as if trying to hold back her laughter.

Because laughing really sucks.

“It’s said that they eat buffet, but as a person, it’s of course good. Hey! Long live Ares Academy! I love you, Chairman! Somehow, the Chairman is unusually pretty.”

“… Huh? What is the chairman?”

“It’s clear that he did it because he had a good heart. That’s why. There’s a saying like that. When you’re kind, it all shows on your face. From what I’ve seen, the chairman is just such a case.”

She is a very pretty sister.

“…”

Anyway.

I was really, really happy.

“I was desperate.”

As soon as I arrived at the cafeteria, I was devastated.

“I was devastated that I had to pay for school meals!”

Heart!

“Is the admission fee of 30,000 won true?”

I feel like my heart will break!

“What a meal ticket costs 30,000 won!!!”

Surprisingly, the entrance fee to the cafeteria was 30,000 won! Incredibly honest money! It wasn’t something I could eat because I didn’t have any money in my bank account!

How come you have to pay to enter the cafeteria!

“That, Geuncheol?”

“Heuk!”

I can’t eat this.

My current bank account situation is truly atrocious. Currently, I have no parents or siblings, and all I can get money from is subsidies from the state.

That subsidy is about 500,000 won per month.

You have to live on 500,000 won for a month, but a meal for 30,000 won? Do you think you can eat something like that! Don’t look down on people! The moment I eat it, I have to starve for days!

Immediately chewing and swallowing tears, I spoke to Sihoo.

“I’m sorry, Sihoo. You eat alone. I can’t go in because it’s too expensive.”

“Is it expensive? Then, what about you, Geun-cheol?”

“Whatever. I have to go to the canteen.”

Icarus foolishly tried to reach the sky.

And I was in despair.

Just like me now.

But Icarus’s father, picking up the corpse of his foolish son, made a promise to the future… Let’s chew on that heart and go eat a box of money. Siphalums. My subject being hugged by a cloud. He didn’t deserve it in the first place. I didn’t have the qualifications to waltz with sunlight. Then where should I sing?

“Are you going to the concession stand?”

“Uh.”

“Then let’s go together!”

“What? Really? Are you really going to give up that ‘canteen buffet’?”

Are you human?

Can you stand that?

A human?

“Doesn’t matter too much?”

What do you mean?

A normal home. If you are a parent with a superhuman child, they will give you pocket money. You will be able to eat anything.

Look at it now.

ㅡ Ururu.

Students are just standing in line to enter the cafeteria.

That’s normal.

“Is that so? Then let’s go together.”

“Yes!”

What makes me so happy is that Sihoo laughed and followed me. So, I headed to the store with Sihoo.

“Hey, so that’s what I mean. I’m thinking of reporting that Ryu Chun-hwi to the teacher’s office first, huh?”

“Hmm… Really? It would be better to get along well with friends.”

“No friend dude. You’re a friend. Is he a friend?”

“Oh, huh? That, right? I’m your friend… hehehe.”

“Oh yeah f*ck you’re my friend. So of course report it… Oh, wait. Sihoo. Let’s stop by the bathroom and go.”

“Huh? The bathroom?”

I have to drain the water and go to the store.

So I and Shihoo went into the bathroom in a nearby building on the first floor.

“Speaking of which. It’s the right time to report… Um?”

What is it?

“Is it Sihoo?”

Looking at it, Sihoo was standing outside the bathroom, probably intending to wait for me.

I didn’t follow you.

“Can’t you come in?”

“Oh no! I’m fine!”

“Really?”

Is it something to be sensitive about? Well, after draining the water moderately, I washed my hands and came out again. Do you think men don’t like going to the bathroom?

“Then let’s go to the store.”

“Yes.”

I have already memorized the way to the canteen. Very proudly, he dragged Sihoo and went straight to the store. Fortunately, the store was quiet. But. You will hardly ever come to the store leaving a buffet like that. I envy you bourgeois bastards, I envy you.

“Aha, is this a concession stand?”

Sihoo entered the store and looked around with a flushed face.

“What looks so good? First time coming to the store?”

“Yes. It’s my first time here.”

“Really?”

“It’s my first time coming to the store with a friend. That’s why it’s kind of fun. Oh, Geun-cheol. Are you getting all these from a vending machine? It’s amazing.”

Was this guy the type with no friends?

Come to think of it, I look a bit neutral, and I’m also short. Even if you look at it, it’s like the type that doesn’t have activities. But for anything like that, did you bravely stop it when you were fighting Ryu Chunhui?

The personality that can’t stand injustice… If I knew it would be like this, I should have looked into it better.

“Uh. I’ll have to pull them all out.”

“What’s delicious? It’s my first time, so Geun-cheol chooses some for me.”

“Hey, damn it. I’ll pick one for you. First of all, that one. A bag of money and a bully. And a whole pizza and a pizzaholic. All of them are perfectly matched menus. Choose anything. And.”

ㅡ Rumbling.

“Everything is okay if you choose a picnic. Come on! Pick it! Sihoo!”

“Yes!”

Lee Sihoo took out his wallet and started pulling out food as if he was looking forward to something. Seeing him having fun makes me want to be a very special kid.

After pulling out the money box and putting it on the range, I sat down and had a meal with Sihoo.

“Am.”

“Is it delicious?”

“Yeah. Ah. This is delicious. Didn’t you say you’re a rich man?”

“Oh. It’s my favorite. It’s really delicious, really.”

The juice that bursts as soon as you take a bite is fantastic. Okay. If you can’t eat lunch, you should eat something like this. I am happy.

“It’s so good, really. It tastes heavenly.”

“hahahahaha, I think Geuncheol’s expression is very expressive.”

“It’s because people are nice.”

I wonder if all good people talk like me.

“Hey, it’s Shihu more than that.”

“Huh?”

“Isn’t Leona a perfect angel? How can he be so kind with leadership? I was so f*cking moved.”

“Hmm… Really? He seemed friendly.”

“hehehehe, that’s right. Isn’t it perfect if you’re pretty and even kind?”

“That’s right. But does Geun-cheol like girls like Leona?”

“Is there a man who doesn’t like pretty and kind women?”

“…”

It is an extreme emotion.

“Wow, I thought it was the real Dizzy, but he came and gave me a massage right away. It’s a nightingale. You know what? A nightingale.”

“Who doesn’t know that? I know that much.”

“That’s right. Everyone knows. That’s why everyone should know about Leona’s beautiful heart-“

“Ah, that’s right. Geuncheol. About training after school. Where are you going to do it?”

“Shall we go to the training ground?”

“Then. I’ll let you know.”

“Good!”

Well, like that, I passed the time at the canteen with Shihoo.

“If you’re done eating, you’ll have to stir-fry the ice cream too.”

I have to eat while thinking of this, but I really can’t stop. Is this f*cking gluttony high school?

Anyway, I can’t underestimate the goppiri’s camouflage. I’ll have to give it a shot sometime Camouflage If you f*ck around, follow me.

* * *

“Students, you know that North Korea, China and Russia were destroyed, right? But not all the people living in those lands have disappeared. Representatively.”

—-Sure.

Instructor Mikes, who is in charge of theory, started writing on the blackboard.

“China. China is now completely divided. High Awakeners who call themselves generals form warlords and rule certain regions, and monsters and villains occupy the empty space around them.”

What?

General?

“The war never ends here. General. Monster. Villain. Each faction is fighting every day to occupy the land.”

Hmm.

“The Chinese people who are subordinate to each general are living a life like slaves… In fact, the same goes for those who are ruled by monsters or villains. Most monsters in Chinese provinces raise the people as livestock. Rather, it is the orthodoxy that it is better to be ruled by the general.”

To sum it up:

China screwed up.

But the land is so big that not all people are dead. It is said that high-ranking Awakeners who call themselves ‘Great Generals’ form a warlord and rule a specific area, and monsters have taken over the empty spaces in the destroyed land.

These monsters are intelligent beings from the other world. There are many guys who have nested in the Chinese provinces. Anyway, they are fighting fiercely against the forces of the general.

Most of the Chinese are enslaved and are living a very hard life.

“Even when the Qing Dynasty collapsed, warlords were scattered like this. Anyway. Among the Chinese generals, the one with the strongest power is an S-class Awakener called ‘Guan Yu’.”

Gwan-wu damn it.

“The most powerful monster force is ‘Cubalite’. When it comes to villains, it is not possible to specify who is the strongest… But I can say that Russian ‘oligarchs’ have the greatest power.”

I continued to take notes while taking Instructor Maikes’ class. From my point of view, this is not an old-fashioned setting story.

Heroes should know the relationship between each faction well. In other words, it is knowledge that can be used in practice. Dispatched special forces. It makes no sense to be ignorant of the relationship between countries or the fighting power of enemy countries while working as an agent dispatched overseas by the National Intelligence Service.

Let’s study properly.

“And there are Neo-Daimyo on the Japanese side? As a result of the investigation, the difference between Chinese generals and fighting power is-“

ㅡ Ding dong deng.

“Ah, class is over. Cadets? Is it difficult to take only combat classes? Theory classes are essential to becoming a great hero. Then see you next time.”

Instructor Mikes, who left a greeting, went outside.

It’s break time.

“Oh, really. There are so many things to memorize. Sihoo. Can you memorize all of them?”

“Usually? If you can’t memorize, you have to study separately.”

“You have to study everywhere. It’s difficult, difficult.”

I’m busy training my body and magic, but I have to do the theory.

“Even if you mess with your body and magic, you’re busy. There are too many things to do humanly. Somehow, the school is just evil, evil. Time is running out.”

“You mean time to scream? Scream Man.”

That’s when I heard Ken’s voice.

“Ken the bastard?”

“hahahahaha! He really kills me in the morning! I thought I was dying of laughter while watching, Screaming Man!”

“Hey. Seriously stop f*cking around dude. Don’t you think you would?”

“You really didn’t?”

“Don’t do it, man. You should also get a mouse. But not.”

“Well, even if you fly, you don’t think you’re going to scream like a screaming man, right?”

As Ken said that, he laughed as if he was very amused.

And I even fix my glasses.

“Don’t lie. You’ll scream too.”

Because I’m predicting the future of Griken.

“Kim Geun-cheol? Just because he screamed, don’t you think everyone else will too?”

“You are Angel Leona!”

This time, even Leona came!

“Get rid of the angel!”

Take out the angel?

How do you do that?

“How do you get rid of it? It’s just a halo shining from the back of your head.”

“Hu, halo?”

“Uh. A halo. And wings on the back? I’m giving off the appearance of being an angel, so what’s my position if I say I’m not an angel?”

“You’re really grinding bullsh*t like a slingshot, huh?”

Leona reacted as if she was dumbfounded by my words.

“What kind of a bastard’s mouth is like this… Anyway. Stop shouting. But what an angel. Heh. An angel. Heh. What an angel he is saying. I’m really stumped.”

ㅡ Again and again.

After she finished talking about what she didn’t like, Leona turned around and walked away with a haughty sound.

“Screaming man? You’ve been filmed firmly by Lady Kinus?”

“Something was filmed. I got help. The filmed one was filmed by the instructor. Really help me out. I think they’ll point at me if I do anything from now on.”

I feel like I’m going crazy because I’m anxious.

“Whoops, hahahahaha! I really think so!”

Sihoo, who was sitting down, agreed.

Is this real?

Are you going to call me the only one from now on?

“Isn’t it?”

“Then isn’t Geun-cheol screaming again?”

“What do you think of me?”

“Anyway. To avoid getting into trouble, I have no choice but to work hard, Geuncheol-ah.”

“That’s right.”

Is there an answer other than that?

Well, that’s how the break ended, and then the professor, not the instructor, came in. It seems that the professors are doing general classes. Surprisingly, the general class was unremarkable.

No, but wasn’t it okay to be a f*cking hero?

This is ridiculous.

Why is the superhuman solitary?