One Piece: Accidentally Becoming the King of the World

Captain Geer put his hands in his pockets and stood as straight as a pine tree on the"bow". He looked forward with burning eyes, and his clothes were rustling in the wind!

Geer cleared his throat and said pretentiously:

"Dapeng rides on the wind in one day and soars up to 90,000 miles! So wet~so wet! Haha!"

"hateful! Who is talking bad about me again?"

After sneezing, Captain Geer muttered dissatisfiedly while his nose was awake.

Geer took out three thicker coats and put them on each of himself and the young couple, and started flying at high altitude at night. The open-top spaceship is indeed a bit cold, but for the other four tough men, this little bit of wind is not enough to dry the white smoke of hot sweat on their muscles....

"Captain, I said before that the Don Quixote family knew that you would come to buy the treasure tree Adam, so they prepared to set a trap for us. Although we just put on a show to mislead the other party's judgment, I still feel that the other party When you learn that something has been robbed, your first reaction will be to suspect us, right?"

Tezolo, who was more thoughtful, was still thinking about what happened just now, and expressed his opinion on Captain Geer's little plan.

"By the way, I almost forgot if you didn’t mention it. Indeed, just relying on this drama is not enough. Guess what else should be done?"

Seeing that he showed a strong interest in strategy, Geer asked with great interest. What else should be done?

Tezzolo scratched his head and thought for a while, then said awkwardly:

"Sorry, Captain, I can't think of anything else to do."

"Haha, it's okay. It's a good habit to use your brain. I'm really embarrassing you. You don't even know what kind of relationship I have with the Dover brothers. The fat man should be in a coma for a night, so before the other party knows that the goods have been robbed, we should do something now. Of course, it is the reaction that the other party wants to see, so that he can minimize our suspicion."

Ger said, he took out a phone bug and called with a wicked smile on his face....

"BRU BRU BRU, BRU BRU BRU!"

"Click!"

The phone bug put on sunglasses with red lenses and said in an arrogant tone:

"Fufufufu, you guy, have you forgotten that we are enemies? Can you please stop disturbing me all the time? I have nothing to say to you!"

"Haha, stop pretending, Doflamingo. You should have expected that I would contact you since the connection was so fast. It’s inconvenient to go out during the day, why don’t you go out at night? Are you just waiting for my call?"

"What do you mean? I do not understand."

Seeing that Doflamingo continued to act stupid, Gal was not in a hurry and took out a cigarette from his pocket.

As soon as he put it in his mouth, Stella took out the windproof fire that had been prepared. The machine ordered Geer, and the service was very good.

No wonder those noble men like to have maids to wait on them.

Geer sighed secretly before continuing:

"The subordinates I sent to participate in the Shampoo Auction called me. They actually failed to take a photo of the Treasure Tree Adam. It would be great if the normal transaction price of this thing is 5 to 6 billion. You said they brought 2 billion shells. Why haven’t I been able to buy it with enough cash?"

There are no lights in the room, but the full moon tonight is extremely bright. The moonlight shining into the room through a row of windows on the east side of the hall is enough for people to see everything in the room clearly, unless someone insists on wearing sunglasses at night. Doflamingo took off his glasses and put them on the table, picked up the phone and sat down in front of the window, pretending to be unhappy:

"Don't go too far. I've already told you the information for free. The fact that you didn't take any photos just means you didn't bring enough money! What does it have to do with me"

"Bang bang bang!"

Ger clapped his hands and continued.:

"It makes sense. It’s really their fault that they brought too little money. After all, it’s not much different from the transaction price of 2.01 billion."

"Fufufufu, what on earth do you want to say?"

"I still underestimate you, Dover. You can already stretch your hands so long when you are still nesting in Beihai. But if you continue to pretend to be stupid and talk to me like this, it will be boring. I admit that you really succeeded this time. The earth is disgusting to me. Stop talking nonsense. I am eager to get that batch of wood. Please give me a price!"

Looking at the phone bug in his hand showing a hateful and angry expression, Doflamingo's habitually lowered corners of his mouth began to slowly rise. He stopped pretending and showed off his cards directly. He showed his true face and laughed and said:

"Fufufufu, I can't help but be happy to see your expression, okay! That thing cost me more than two billion beli. I am not short of money, but since you want me so much, you can bear the pain and give it up. Just use it in exchange for my shadow!"

Ger took a deep puff of the cigarette and slowly exhaled it, as if he was carefully weighing the pros and cons, looking very distressed.

"Haha, you have to think carefully, Baoshu Adam is a hot commodity."

Doflamingo took the opportunity to test.

"Boo!"

Ger put out the cigarette butt and made up his mind:

"Haha, OK! You are awesome. You win this time. Let’s choose the place of transaction in Spring Queen City."

"No, you can trade near the place you mentioned, but the specific trading location must be determined by me, and I must return my shadow before I hand over the treasure tree Adam to you! I can't trust you!"

"Bastard, what do you mean? How could I not be trusted?!"

Ger said angrily.

"Fufufufu, if you don't agree with this, I'd rather not trade. Anyway, I've become more and more accustomed to the dark night, so I'm not in a hurry to get the shadow back."

Doflamingo said with a strong attitude.

"Haha, okay, I'll give you 7 days to bring me the things. When I see the things, I can put your shadow back first, but you'd better not play any tricks or cause any trouble for me. Otherwise, it’s not as simple as owing me 5 Devil Fruits! If I beat you again, it will be light."

"asshole! Stop talking nonsense. Last time I was just careless and fell in love with the strange ability of Shaotou. Do you really think I will be afraid of you?"

"Haha, okay, you can do whatever you want. You can continue to be tough. You know what a life card is, right? I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I trimmed some of your nails last time when you were fainted."

Doflamingo had veins bulging on his forehead, and he wanted to crush the phone bug in his hand with a smirk on his face!

This damn bastard!!

"Fufufufu! Just wait, I'll call you to let you know when I've made arrangements!"

"Click!"

After Doflamingo finished speaking, he dropped the phone and hung up the call!

…

"Hahaha, this guy has quite a temper."

Ger smiled and put away the phone bug.

"The thief shouts, catch the thief! Wonderful, Captain! In this way, there is a high probability that the other party will not suspect that it was us. It is really amazing! Why didn't I think of such a simple and effective method? Tezzolo said excitedly

"Ahem! Why do you call"catch a thief"? Do you know how to speak? This trick makes the evildoers of Thirty-Six Stratagems complain first!"

"Ah yes, sorry Captain!"

Tezolo apologized while thinking about writing down the captain's move.

Stella covered her mouth and snickered, feeling that the evil person's first complaint was not much better than the thief shouting to catch the thief....