One Punch Man: My Neighbor is Saitama

On the beach

Saitama was sitting on the beach with a depressed look on his face. Under the pressure of the huge number of female fans of Genos, he looked at the sea alone in boredom.

Around him were other people playing and having fun.

But at this moment, a dull voice suddenly came from the coast:"We are the pioneers of the sea people."

"The sea people are about to rule the land, despicable humans, surrender quickly!"

"Those who dare to resist will die without a burial place!"

After that, the sea surface began to flutter, and a huge sea monster swam out from the sea, followed by a large number of tiger-level monsters, such as octopus monsters, lobster monsters, crab monsters, jellyfish monsters, etc......

However, since there were few people on the beach, no one except the bald man closest to them could hear what the Sea People pioneer said.

"Hey, can you guys please stop causing trouble when others are suffering from a mental blow!"

Saitama raised his fist and roared angrily, and then when no one was paying attention to this side, he threw an angry punch.

Boom!

After a loud bang, the Sea People's Vanguard and those shrimp soldiers and crab generals were all smashed to pieces and taken into the sea by the waves that just rushed up. In this way, the vanguard sent by the Sea People were wiped out in less than a minute after they appeared.

After beating the monster, Saitama continued to sit on the beach and looked at the sea, and continued to be depressed.

After a while, a large number of tourists came to the beach one after another, and the beach began to become lively gradually.......

On the other side, Fang Xuan and the other three came to the beach after Genos finished signing autographs for his fans.

Genos looked at Saitama who was sitting on the ground and drawing circles, and asked puzzledly:"Teacher Fang Xuan, wasn't it Teacher Saitama who proposed the seaside trip? But why does Teacher Saitama look so unhappy?"

Fang Xuan grinned and thought:"It's because he was hit by your female fans."

Looking at Genos who had no sense of being the culprit, Fang Xuan gave advice:"Genos, don't go over and provoke Saitama, just let him sit there alone."

Genos didn't understand the meaning of Fang Xuan's words at all:"Would I provoke Teacher Saitama? Why?"

Suddenly, Genos' brain flashed, and he said:"I see, Teacher Saitama is definitely thinking about something important. This may be one of the ways for Teacher Saitama to become stronger. And Teacher Fang Xuan, the reason why you didn't let me go over is because you were afraid that I would disturb Teacher Saitama's practice"

"Don't worry, I'll just sit here and watch, and I won't disturb Mr. Saitama's practice."

After saying that, Genos took out a pen and a notebook from somewhere, made a gesture that I understood, and sat down on the spot to start carefully recording Saitama's movements and states, and then summarized the practice methods based on his own understanding.

Looking at Genos's performance, Fang Xuan put on the green dinosaur costume again in his heart, grabbed Genos's neck and started beating him up, shouting:"You know what I mean?"

Looking at Genos who was recording seriously, Fang Xuan shook his head to indicate that the kid was hopeless.

After that, he no longer cared about Genos, but put on the sunglasses he had prepared long ago, then lay down on the lounge chair under the parasol, and began to appreciate the beautiful scenery on the beach (I'm talking about the endless sea and the cloudless sky here)

"Good figure, 89 points"

"No, this is too flat, but considering the length of the legs, I'll give it 70 points"

"This is good, it can score 90 points!"

Don't get me wrong, Fang Xuan is looking at the clouds in the sky.

Unknown audience: Didn't you say above that there were no clouds in the sky? Where did the clouds come from?

Author: This is not important.

Just as Fang Xuan was enjoying the beautiful scenery comfortably, Tornado, who was not far away, waved to him and shouted:"Fang Xuan, let's play the game of hitting watermelons together." Upon hearing this, Fang Xuan took off his sunglasses and looked towards Tornado.

Tornado and Fubuki were standing in the scorching sun and looking over. The two sisters attracted the attention of most of the men on the beach. Although most of them were looking at Fubuki, some people were also interested in Tornado. After all, everyone has their own preferences. Didn't the Loli Island incident in a certain country in the previous life prove this well?

While Fang Xuan was thinking, Tornado flew over quickly and asked:"Hit watermelon?"

Looking at Tornado's mediocre performance, Fang Xuan shook his head, then turned his gaze to Fubuki and nodded.

Then in his mind he began to imagine the scene of Fubuki hitting watermelons with her eyes blindfolded. Hmm~ it must be very interesting. Ahem, he, Fang Xuan, must play this game. Even if Jesus wants to stop him, he will kill Jesus.

But the problem now is not here. Tornado looked at Fang Xuan, shook his head for a while, nodded for a while, and asked curiously:"Hey, do you refuse or agree?"

Fang Xuan took off his sunglasses, stood up and said righteously:"Of course I want to play."

Then he called over Saitama, who was still depressed, and Genos, who was taking notes, and then the five of them began this heart-pounding watermelon hitting game.......

"Guess the ding shell!"

"Congratulations to Fang Xuan for being the first watermelon."

Tornado clapped his hands happily and shouted.

Fang Xuan looked at his right hand that was showing the scissors, and then looked at the fists of the other four people. He was confused for a moment:"Why is this happening? How can they show the same thing? Only mine is different? And what does it mean to be the first watermelon? Shouldn't it be a thug? Is it another name for a thug?"

But then he saw Tornado looking at him with a sinister smile, but he didn't care.

"All right, watermelon is watermelon, give me the blindfold and the stick, and who else will partner with me?"

Listening to Fang Xuan's words, Genos said:"Doesn't Mr. Fang Xuan know that this is a watermelon-hitting game exclusively for heroes?"

"Is this game still divided into exclusive and non-exclusive ones?"

Before Fang Xuan could react, Tornado used his superpowers to bury Fang Xuan in the sand, leaving only his head exposed, and then took out a blindfold and quickly put it on Fang Xuan.

"Hmm? What does this mean? Blindfolding is fine, but what's the matter with you burying me in the sand?" Fang Xuan was confused. According to his memory, shouldn't the watermelon-hitting game be about commanding the blindfolded person to hit the watermelon?

"Wait a minute, I want to ask a question......"

Clang!

Before Fang Xuan could finish his words, Longjuan took out an iron baseball bat from behind him and hit Fang Xuan on the head. Fortunately, Fang Xuan's head was harder than steel, so he was fine. However, Longjuan's hands were numb from the shock.

"How come this guy's head is so hard?"Tornado shook his palm and said.

Then the other four people came up and kept hitting Fang Xuan on the head with baseball bats.

Because the scene is too cruel, I won't describe it here in detail. In addition, children are not allowed to imitate it.