Chapter 29: Cooking or Coocking?
Filler chapter with character interactions.
New updated cover with Dune's correct color scheme, Radiant Salazzle, and the main images of all the girls, fucking love Helena/Hex maniac, she looks so goofy between all of them.
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The sound of birds chipping out of the window announced a new day. Inside Helena's room, Dune and the party were all sleeping deeply. Every corner was a mess, and the particular odor of Human and Pokemon sweat lingered in the room.
As usual, Gardevoir was the first girl to wake up. Gardevoir felt her legs trembling and a particular abdominal cramp as she slowly stood up.
'Oh, Arceus, I truly act like a low whore whenever I'm with Master Dune; how disgraceful; I hope Master Helena wasn't able to hear my screams; augh, my pussy hurts...'
Gardevoir quickly used [Life dew] and delicately cleaned every corner of the room. Once the foul odor and stains of the shady procedure were removed from the sheets, Gardevoir licked Dune and Helena's bodies clean.
Once she finished tasting Dune's body, she kicked awake Lopunny, throwing her off the bed she was sleeping in; the high-pitched scream, followed by a loud thud, made Gardevoir giggle.
'Lopunny, help me make breakfast; by this hour, May's blaziken has started training.'
Lopunny stood up from the ground and grabbed her head, "Lop~Punny" (Ahh~, What a good fuck I had)
'Friend, why do you insist on expressing yourself in such a foul, lowly manner?' Gardevoir asked as she put on an apron and took all her kitchen equipment alongside a stove with [Psyquic] out of Helena's bag.
"Lopunny? Hahaha, Lopu~" (Oh? Really, my fleshlight? Hahaha, just kidding, let me help you cut the berries~)
First, Gardevoir set up the stove next to the window so all the steam came out. Then, she opened a bag of rice and cooked it according to the package instructions.
"Lopunny?" (Gardi, what's for breakfast today?) Lopunny asked as she skillfully chopped Sitrus berries.
'Slowpoke tail Curry. Master Dune seems to particularly like this dish. Sometimes, when I prepare it, he mumbles about it tasting similar to Machoke meat and something about zubats.' Gardevoir answered as she cleaned and prepared the Slowpoke tail, removing any excess skin and bone and leaving only the tender meat.
'Could you chop the thins into small cubes once you are done, Lopunny?' Gardevoir asked as she handed Lopunny a bowl full to Slowpole Tails.
Lopunny grabbed the bowl and set it aside; there was an awkward silence, with the only sound in the air being the knife Lopunny was cutting the berries with hitting the cutting board.
"Lopunny," (Pervert) Lopunny said out of nowhere, startling Gardevoir, who looked away, blushing.
'Wh.. What? What do you mean by that?' Gardevoir said as she put out the fire in the stove where the rice was being cooked.
"Lopunny~" (You are staring at Dune sleeping~) Lopunny said as she looked back at Dune and Helena.
They were still sleeping peacefully. Helena hugged Dune tightly, pressing her whole body against his rough scales.
'Cute,' both girls thought; they liked it when Dune was aggressive and dominant, but seeing both their masters as a couple filled their hearts with joy.
'Lopunny, do you remember when we fought each other to decide who would volunteer those two?' Gardevori said as she put the freshly cut berries into a large skillet and heated some in Smoliv Oil over medium heat, adding diced onion, minced garlic, and diced Cheri berry pepper.
Lopunny stared as Gardevoir mechanically put all the ingredients together. "Lopunny" (Yeah, you used to cheat on cards, what can I say? You are a pervert at heart) Lopunny teased Gardevoir as she finished chopping the slowpoke tail into small cubes, handing them back at Gardevoir.
'I'm not a pervert! I was worried about Master Helena. A Maid must take care of and look over their masters!' Gardevoir answered, blushing and looking aside; Lopunny just laughed in Gardevoir's face and added the cubed Slowpoke tails to the skillet, turning up the fire with a match.
"Lopunny~ Lopu..Haha..Lopunny" (Poor Gardevoir, so submissive she can't even defend herself from her... hahaha- sorry, can't even defend herself from her best friend teasing)
Once the Slowpoke tails were cooked on all sides, both poke girls began to stir in the chopped berries in their juices and added spices little by little so that everything mixed well.
Reducing the heat to low, both girls had some free time while they left the mix to simmer for about 15-20 minutes, so the flavors melded together and allowed the sauce to thicken.
Gardevoir prepared a warm bath and woke Dune and Helena, telling them breakfast was almost ready and that they should take a bath to wake up their minds.
Lopunny, on the other hand, had a quick training session, doing push-ups and burpees on the opposite of the room.
Panting, Lopunny asked Gardevoir, "Lopunny?" (Why did you tell them to take a bath if [Life dew] cleans their bodies better than any soap will ever?)
Gardevoir sighed and stood up; the curry mix was almost done. 'It's protocols, my perverted and naughty friend. My mentor, the head butler of the Devon family, told me that Helena must take a shower daily whenever she is staying at a human establishment.'
Once the Curry was ready, Gardevoir asked Lopunny to set the dishes and serve the hot curry mix over the cooked rice, garnishing it with a few fresh cilantro leaves for added flavor and presentation.
Dune and Helena stepped out of the shower together, laughing together. Helena was telling Dune bad jokes she had come out with to practice her public speaking. "Why did the Chandelure become a stand-up comedian?" Helena asked as she put on her usual clothing, a purple and black dress with a frilly skirt.
"Because it really knows how to light up a room!" Helena said, with a big silly smile on her face.
Gardevoir and Lopunny stared at her empathetically while Dune laughed at how bad the joke was. "Hahaha! it was good, it was good..." Dune said, faking his best laugh so Helena didn't feel bad.
After everyone sat down to eat at the table, Dune asked, "Gardi, are May and Blaziken going to eat with us?" Helena answered him back as Lopunny served everyone their plate.
"No, yesterday before we had our "fun," May told me she was going to go back to Mount Chimney; she said something about doing research about Maxie's radiant Camerupt and the radiant Salazzle you brought with you," Helena said as she ate a bite of slowpoke cube.
'Master Dune, may I ask what the plans are for now?' Gardevoir asked while she helped Lopunny spit out a chunk of slowpoke tail she was choking out.
"Well, I want to go to Lavaridge town. I hear there are some thermal waters there." Not allowing Dune to continue, Lopunny spat out a cube of slowpoke tail in a manner similar to how a cat spits a furball. Helena and Gardevoir just stared at her as she tried to recover her breathing.
'You sure seemed to handle meat way bigger than this,' Gardevoir said as she grabbed the cube of slowpoke meat and burned it with [Mystical fire], while Lopunny just gave her a side eye for the mean comment.