Chapter 9: Scumbag: The diary of a junior high school girl
The boys naturally envied Su Zelin for his good fortune. However, the parties involved were more troubled than the others.
After rebirth, he was sure to make up for Qin Shiqing's regret. However, Huang Panpan was a bigger problem, and he couldn't think of any good way to solve it.
"Well, Su Zelin, your little fan is here again!" Tang Yan curled her lips: "It seems that she really intends to rely on you all the time!"
Su Zelin thought to himself that you were right. Brother was entangled by her for a lifetime in his last life, and her ghost couldn't go away.
"I really don't understand, is it wrong to be handsome? Why does God treat me like this?" Su Zelin sighed to the sky, sighing.
Tang Yan rolled her eyes: "Don't just be narcissistic, let's deal with her first!"
Su Zelin's mind was racing. Huang Panpan appeared in the classroom, and he couldn't ignore her. Because she would wait outside all the time, until the evening self-study class, or even until the end of get out of class. She had done this before.
This girl doesn't care about skipping classes or anything like that. The first time she did this, she alarmed the head teacher who was holding a class meeting in the evening. When she went out to ask, she heard that the little lost beauty was looking for Su Zelin.
Later, after the class, the head teacher called Su Zelin to the office to find out whether he had harmed the girl. Su Zelin didn't know how to explain.
So, escaping is not a solution. Su Zelin could only bite the bullet and walk out of the classroom in full view of everyone.
Before he had time to speak, Huang Panpan had already started to be obsessed with him: "Wow, the senior's new image is so handsome, like a quiet handsome man!"
In fact, Su Zelin changed his image not only because he couldn't stand it, but also for Huang Panpan.
This girl looks like a problem girl, and she is obsessed with rebellious boys. If I become "well-behaved", she may be very disappointed and will no longer bother me in the future.
Wishes are beautiful, but unfortunately reality is cruel.
It seems that she likes me mainly because my brother is too handsome, and it's useless to change my image. Having said that, she does have good taste.
"What's the matter?" Su Zelin asked impatiently.
Huang Panpan handed over the bag in her hand: "Senior, this is the durian meat I bought, the shell has been removed, please accept this gift!"
She would send things from time to time on Sunday night, sometimes love letters, sometimes paper cranes, and sometimes music boxes or dolls. The most outrageous thing is that Huang Panpan sent underwear! And this girl actually knew that I was used to wearing three guns, and even bought the same size! Su Zelin always suspected that there was a traitor in the class and sold his information!
He soon found a reason to refuse, and he said unhappily: "Why did you send me durian? People who don't know would think that I had fecal incontinence and urinated in my pants!"
Huang Panpan was stunned.
"Sorry, senior!" But she quickly got out of her trance.
She took out a palm-sized notebook and a pen from her pocket, put them on the balcony fence, opened them and started writing. "It's sunny on June 2nd. Today I sent durian meat to my senior, but I was rejected because of the smell. As his future girlfriend, it's my fault for not thinking it through!"
Fuck you, you're still writing a summary!
What future girlfriend? Can you stop being so sentimental...
Su Zelin glanced at her stupidly, and was speechless.
"Senior, I'll send apples next time!" Huang Panpan, who had written the summary of courtship, raised her head.
"Don't send it next time, I'm allergic to apples!" Su Zelin frowned.
Huang Panpan wrote a new paragraph in her notebook when she heard it.
"It turns out that senior is allergic to apples. It's rare to hear of someone who is allergic to apples. Senior is really special. He deserves to be the boy I like!"
Su Zelin almost vomited blood.
Did you not understand what I meant or are you pretending to be confused? The point is: Don't send anything in the future!
"I don't like to eat any fruit!" Su Zelin simply blocked her words for fear that she would change to pears, grapes, bananas, etc.
"Uh, senior, don't you eat fruit?" Huang Panpan was startled, then thought of something: "I understand!"
Huh, do you finally understand my painstaking efforts?
Su Zelin breathed a sigh of relief.
"It turns out that I didn't think what senior would actually prefer to have, no wonder I was always rejected. How about I send you a few cigarettes next time? I heard that the senior likes to smoke. My old man has a lot of cigarettes in his room, which seems to be called Zhonghua." Huang Panpan looked like he had just been enlightened.
Hua Zi?
Su Zelin's eyes lit up.
This is possible!
Hua Zi was not considered a high-end cigarette to him before his rebirth, but now it is quite a luxury.
"How can I refuse such a beautiful girl..., ah, no, no, smoking is harmful to health, I am going to quit, and as a student, how can I bring cigarettes to school? This is a violation of school rules!" Su Zelin refused righteously.
Huang Panpan started writing notes again: "I planned to give a few packs of cigarettes to the senior, but was rejected. However, I think he was a little shaken. Maybe the senior was hinting that I shouldn't give them to him at school. Otherwise, I can just give them to his house next time and meet my future parents-in-law..."
Su Zelin: "..."
Brother Meng, I'm so upset! [T.N: If anyone's wondering who is this Brother Meng, it is me, this young master]
Look everyone, come and judge yourselves. Is it worth it to have such a self-righteous girl?
Su Zelin found that this girl likes to live in her own world and doesn't care what others think.
To sum it up in one sentence: I don't care what you think, I only care what I think!
After getting rid of Huang Panpan with great difficulty, he returned to his seat.
Tang Yan teased, "I heard that this junior sister is a rich lady. Su Zelin, you don't have any food money, why don't you borrow some from her? Maybe you don't have to pay it back."
Su Zelin slammed the table and said angrily, "Xiaoyanzi, who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who would borrow money from a girl and not pay it back!"
"Twenty yuan!" Qin Shiqing stretched out her hand expressionlessly.
"Except for a girl as familiar as Shiqing!" Su Zelin added inconspicuously.
As expected of me, I am such a righteous guy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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The next morning, two Chinese and two math classes, the results of the two subjects of the third mock exam were also announced.
As expected, Qin Shiqing still sat firmly in first place, no surprises.
Su Zelin's scores in both subjects were a bit worse than usual. After all, he was reborn, and after more than ten years, even if the basics were still there, he still forgot a lot.
After class at noon, Tang Yan sneered, "Su Zelin, you failed in both Chinese and math this time, and you still claimed that you could get a higher score in English than Shiqing. How dare you do that!"
"That's different. I learned English by watching a lot of foreign language movies!" Su Zelin remained calm.
"There's English class in the afternoon. Let's see how long you can pretend!" Tang Yan snorted, thinking that this kid is still pretending.
Let's see how long you can pretend!
After sitting in the classroom for a while, Su Zelin took Lu Haoran to get food, which was much earlier than last week.He relied on his good friend for food this week, and breakfast was also divided into two. Su Zelin had a big appetite, so he was already hungry.
Watching the two walk out of the classroom, Qin Shiqing's face changed for a while, sighed in her heart, and stood up with her lunch box.
"Uh, Shiqing, are you going to eat?" Tang Yan was a little surprised. It was still early for her deskmate to get food.
"Yeah, I'm a little hungry!" Qin Shiqing nodded.
"Okay, let's go together!" Tang Yan also dropped the exercises book in her hand.
In the cafeteria, Lu Haoran was holding an empty lunch box. Su Zelin went to get food, using his meal card. Only good friends can use such a stupid trick. If they were to go to get food and share it, they would both starve to death in a week. There were still a lot of people in the cafeteria at this time, and they had to queue up.
After a while, Su Zelin came back. Lu Haoran stared at the full meal in his lunch box in a daze: "Zelin, did you get 4 taels of rice, 3 meat and 2 vegetables?"
For his good friend, he charged all the food expenses for this week into the meal card, and didn't leave any pocket money for snacks and drinks, but he could only support 3 taels of rice for each meal, and occasionally 3 meat and 2 vegetables, but not every meal.
"No, two taels of rice, two meat dishes and two vegetables!"
"No way, it's two meat dishes and two vegetables?" Lu Haoran was dumbfounded.
If you say this lunch box has four taels, and the dishes are four meat dishes and three vegetables, I'm afraid some people will believe it!
The difference between some people is so annoying!
Su Zelin threw his hair back and said proudly: "Haha, Haozi, you don't even look at who is coming. Did I buy this outfit for nothing? This is called investment!"
Su Zelin's image was improved, and he used some beauty tricks to coax the cafeteria Aunt into a happy mood. She accidentally added two more taels of rice and a large spoonful of meat.
"Haozi, come on, let's divide it!" Su Zelin was almost starving, and he pulled Lu Haoran to divide the spoils on the spot.
"Zelin, let's go over there to share, it's not so nice here!" Lu Haoran was still quite shy. He felt embarrassed to share a meal between two people in broad daylight, so he dragged Su Zelin to a corner of the cafeteria where there were few people.
Su Zelin spread half of the meal into Lu Haoran's lunch box, which turned out to be quite a lot. Each portion was about two taels of rice, two meat dishes and one vegetable dish.
"Eat, Haozi, we're in the same boat this week. When I get rich next week, just say the word. We'll only eat meat for every meal and we'll be full!"
Lu Haoran was embarrassed: "Zelin, don't hold too high hopes. It's not that easy to win the lottery."
"You'll definitely win. My grandfather told me in a dream, and this dream was particularly realistic!" Su Zelin responded vaguely while digging rice into his mouth.
Seeing his starving appearance, Lu Haoran picked up his lunch box: "Zelin, you should eat more, I don't eat much anyway!"
He had seen how much Su Zelin ate at every meal, at least three taels of rice, and he loved meat. Lu Haoran was afraid that his deskmate would not be able to hold on if he ate so little.
"No, no, that's enough, I'm losing weight!" Su Zelin waved his hand.
"You're not fat, why are you losing weight!" Lu Haoran insisted on giving Su Zelin some more, but was rejected.
It was too much to eat a good friend's meal, and Su Zelin couldn't be so shameless.
When the two were arguing, someone suddenly sat down next to Su Zelin. It was Qin Shiqing, and Tang Yan was with her.