Reborn: Instead of Chasing the School Beauty, I Chased Her Mother

Gu Wanzhou's fingers were very slender.

And they were fair and flawless, looking like a beautiful piece of art under the moonlight.

Gently trimming her right hand's middle fingernail, she was quite satisfied.

For her, trimming the middle finger was enough.

...

The next day, because there were no system tasks,

Li Zhiyan became much more relaxed, soaking in the Internet café with Li Shiyu and grinding away at the dungeon, savoring the time that belonged uniquely to youth.

Now, he was starting to like these summer days filled with the scent of mature women and the freshness of youth even more.

Having the system was great, allowing him to indulge in his favorite loafing lifestyle to the fullest.

The average reborn individual would have to constantly look out for this opportunity or that, too exhausting.

Life without a brain is the most comfortable.

At noon, after Li Shiyu bought two servings of egg fried rice from the opposite side, his wallet was nearly emptied.

After buying a bottle of Coke and mineral water, he handed the ice-cold Coke to Li Zhiyan.

"What, you don't drink Coke?"

"I'm tired of it."

Li Zhiyan could easily see through the kid's pretense.

"All right, take it."

Taking out five hundred yuan from his pocket, Li Zhiyan placed it right in front of Li Shiyu.

The two kids nearby surfing the net revealed a glow of envy in their eyes.

"Brother Yan, you didn't steal the money from your aunt, did you?"

"Don't scare me, man. I don't want to see you strung up on the ceiling fan and whipped with a belt."

Li Zhiyan knew all too well what five hundred yuan meant to a student!

"Forget it, that's not something my mom would do."

"You keep it and spend it. Just pay me back later. I've been doing some translation work recently and made several tens of thousands of yuan."

"You're so generous with me, how could you possibly treat me unfairly?"

Li Shiyu's eyes widened, his mind filled with only four words: Brother Yan is awesome!

Even a year's worth of fireworks is only 176! How many years of fireworks could that buy!

"Brother Yan, you really didn't do anything illegal, right? With your English level, I should know. And you went to be a translator!"

"Who can't speak a few English phrases? What kind of translator makes tens of thousands? Is it a legitimate translation job?"

Then, Li Zhiyan gave Li Shiyu a demonstration of his French on the spot.

"French translation, just trust me on this."

At that moment, in the eyes of Li Zhiyan's best buddy, there was only admiration.

"So it turns out Brother Yan is the true dragon hidden in our class!"

"What Liu Zifeng, he's nothing!"

"With your skills, you could definitely succeed chasing after Yu Sisi!"

Li Zhiyan realized that it was really hard to change the mindset of a fawner in an instant.

"Stop obsessing over Yu Sisi all the time. I'm not chasing Yu Sisi now; I'm after Yu Sisi's mom."

Li Shiyu nodded thoughtfully.

"That's the best revenge on Yu Sisi! But, that rich and handsome guy in our class, Liu Zifeng, also has a beef with you."

"Why don't you chase after Liu Zifeng's mom?"

Li Zhiyan casually said, "I'll chase after Liu Zifeng's mom too."

"You're the man!"

"And there's also the class monitor's mom, that jerk Liu Yaolong, he's not been easy on us."

In truth, because his family had no money for bribes, the homeroom teacher made life difficult for him all the time.

Liu Yaolong was the bootlicker who gave the most gifts.

He was naturally the first to make life hard for himself, constantly assigning himself extra cleaning duties.

Even making himself sweep under the teaching building, and every time, Li Shiyu would silently pick up the broom and join him to sweep the floor together.

It was all because he was afraid of being too lonely by himself.

"Have you ever seen Yao Long's mom?"

"Yeah, his mom came to our school once to deliver study materials to Yao Long, but you seemed to have taken a day off that day because you had a fever. She's incredibly beautiful."

Upon hearing the words 'incredibly beautiful', Li Zhiyan etched the image of the class leader's mom in his mind.

"Café manager, five bottles of ice-cold Coke."

After Li Zhiyan called out, the café manager brought over five bottles of ice-cold Coke, and Li Zhiyan handed over a 20-yuan bill.

"Drink up, the afternoon is still young; carve away at it."

In a lifetime, one may not have many true friends.

If one had a close friend, Li Zhiyan felt very content, after all, not everyone was willing to sell their car to help him out.

At that moment, Li Zhiyan saw Jiang Xian walk in, dressed in a loose white T-shirt and a black bodycon skirt.

"Teacher's wife, you're at the internet café looking for someone again."

"Yeah."

Jiang Xian also noticed the hundred-yuan bill on Li Shiyu's table. Since he enjoyed the envious looks from the elementary school kids nearby from time to time, Li Shiyu hadn't put the money away.

"Li Shiyu, have you struck it rich? That's a lot of money."

In 2010, for students, this was indeed a significant sum of money.

"Not at all, Teacher's wife, this is money Brother Yan loaned me."

Hearing that Li Zhiyan lent so much money to Li Shiyu, Jiang Xian was quite curious.

"Li Zhiyan, have you been doing part-time work?"

Jiang Xian knew about Li Zhiyan's family being poor and having trouble with gift-giving and that he was being made difficulties by her husband. She had mentioned to Yen Zhengjin many times not to treat Li Zhiyan this way, as it really wasn't easy for a single-parent family.

However, Yen Zhengjin still did as he pleased, paying her no mind, and there was nothing she could do.

After all, she couldn't possibly fall out with her husband over a student.

"Teacher's wife, my Brother Yan is really amazing. He self-studied French and worked as a translator. He's made over a hundred thousand yuan!"

Li Zhiyan: "..."

What happened to a few tens of thousands, when did it become over a hundred thousand? His own savings weren't even 130,000 yet.

"French!"

With her exceptionally pale skin, Jiang Xian looked at Li Zhiyan and her eyes also showed a hint of surprise. Li Shiyu was an honest and sincere person, certainly not one to boast.

Li Zhiyan was just 18, and had already made over a hundred thousand yuan, and that too by using French. This was really too talented, something she had never noticed before.

"Li Zhiyan, do you really know French?"

"Yes, Teacher's wife. I'm self-taught, and I've been working as a translator recently."

"Xiao Yan, you're truly amazing."

Jiang Xian's tone was noticeably much more enthusiastic. Looking at this student, she felt that in the future, when she had nothing to do, she should chat with him on QQ. At 18 years old, to be able to earn over a hundred thousand, his prospects were boundless.

After Jiang Xian left, Li Shiyu earnestly said, "I think our class adviser is your enemy, too."

"Why don't you pursue the Teacher's wife then? This is the best opportunity to get back at that son of a bitch!"

Li Zhiyan couldn't help but smack him on the head. Ever since he brought him up to a floor in the bathhouse, the Martial Soul True Body of the Bath Emperor had indeed made a comeback! Oh!

If that guy's brain were left out, you'd probably find not even a single brain cell.

All filled with RMVB...

"So, the best way to get revenge on someone I have a grudge against is to score with their moms or their wives, right?"

Li Shiyu nodded seriously.

"I think it makes sense because it would cause the greatest psychological harm to your enemies!"

"And, I truly think the Teacher's wife is very beautiful."

"It would be a waste if you didn't make a move!"

"Brother Yan, make your move and score the Teacher's wife!"