Regular life in Anime-crossover

Here is an ordinary Japanese high school student - Saito Emiya.

I just recently transferred to Sainan High.

I go to classes, sitting on the back desk - I draw, I eat on the roof to avoid unnecessary attention, I'm also a member of the club as a ghost to support the life of it.

But secretly from everyone... I am a popular mangaka.

At least it should have been like this...

Returning from the dojo, I met many people with colored hair - mostly students.

A group of schoolgirl witches on brooms flew in the sky, and in an alley, a kindergartener in a suit shot at a schoolboy with a green pistol, after which he stood up in his shorts, shouting something about an unfulfilled dream.

It was supposed to be an ordinary story about rebirth and adolescence.

But... but why...

Why did I end up in the world of all kinds of crossover-anime?!

Returning to my comfortable abode that I rented six months ago, I went to take a shower. Just leaving the shower room after drying off, I heard the door opening.

- I came! – a familiar voice reached me.

- Welcome back! – shouted from the second floor. – Did you buy what I asked for? – already going down the stairs to her, I asked her in a quieter voice.

– 3 special branded combo sets from McRonald's. – she pulled out three bags with the brand logo. – I also left a tip for the manager that accepted and prepared the order personally.

- Thank you. – I accepted the packages from her hands. "I love how he fries the potatoes and the salt is always just right, and the most important – contents of the order are never confused, but..." the veins at my temple are swollen.

– Why the hell do you need a neckline?! – I couldn't stand it and screamed looking down at her "130" cleavage.

- Oh, this. – She pointed her finger at the neckline with a stupid face. "I just love it when Kobayashi glances at them."

Raising my fist, which was already swollen with veins all over my forearm, I could barely resist the edge of this miracle-creature.

"It looks like we're going to have to seriously talk about the dress code... and now..." I grabbed her by the collar like a cat that had screwed up. – it's time for the horizontal bar.

- No, please, not this! – as soon as she heard this, she began to flounder, but with her short height (135 cm), she could not be more helpless in this position.

– Thanks to this, you have grown by as much as 5 centimeters! Be grateful that your employer cares about your physical health!

– My height is still recovering from the last battle with Tohru! Human exercise has nothing to do with it!

– All I hear is EXCUSES!

After hanging her like clothes on the dryer, I went to eat the still hot food from my favorite fast food restaurant chain.

Having completed everything in 15 minutes, I went to the studio to continue working.

- Ilulu! Don't forget to let me know when I need to take a break! – shouting at the door, I went completely inside and closed it.

Joining my two hands in a gesture, I said:

– Ninja Technique: Cloning!

*Poof!* *Poof!*

Two more Emiya Saito appeared next to me.

– Today we have to finish two chapters!

- Yes! (x2)

Apart from the serialization of the main works, right now I was working on two new ones: Magi and ... Futurama!

Let's get started!..